# The tenets of Og? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 14, 2004, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085 "2004-05-14T06:53:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/81 "2004-05-28T04:03:11Z")
Is Og so powerful could he himself make a burrito so big that he could not eat it? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/82 "2004-05-28T04:14:25Z")
Og no like Mexican food. Og like Thai food. You got Pad Thai? Give Og. ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/83 "2004-05-28T07:53:03Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > Og is not a fan of Bush, Sr. “Og _is_ fan of Bush, Jr.” C’mon. sig for me. Considering they aren’t Sr, Jr as Albert Gore and his daddy are. Please? _I can’t believe this thread is still going_ ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/84 "2004-05-28T14:54:08Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > Is Og so powerful could he himself make a burrito so big that he could not eat it? Og no deal with paradox. Og find paradox, Og SMASH! No more paradox. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/85 "2004-05-28T16:28:00Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > Is Og so powerful could he himself make a burrito so big that he could not eat it? **Shirley** ask irrelevant question. Og not make own burritos; worshippers make Og’s burritos. Og _could_ eat hum-Og-nous burrito, but Og _would_ not. Og gotta stay in shape. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/86 "2004-05-28T16:58:14Z")
I looked into the custom-made charm thing a bit. There are several companies who do custom-made silver charms. Some will create a cast silver charm in the design of your choice. Others will engrave artwork on a plain silver disc or other shape. I haven’t priced it out or anything, but it would seem that the latter option would be reasonably priced. I assume they’d feed the design into a computerized engraving machine, and the machine would do the deed. In other words, it would require having an artist actually sculpt the 1920s style death ray. What the heck does a 1920s style death ray look like anyway? **Tinkertoy** : I’ve been pondering the TugAhoy thing…do you have any suggestions on how the whole JDT thing could be depicted? I’ll bet that someone somewhere manufactures charms in the shape of an uncircumcised penis, but I’m not sure I’d want to wear it around… ---
**Author:** ![noname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58f4c7/32.png) [@noname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/noname)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/87 "2004-05-28T18:07:48Z")
How is Og related to the Og_er_ named [Shrek](http://www.shrek.com/) ? Is Shrek bigger than Og, since he is an og_er_? ---
**Author:** ![Beauty\_Personified](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Beauty\_Personified](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beauty_Personified)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/88 "2004-05-28T20:10:24Z")
> [@noname](#): > > How is Og related to the Og_er_ named [Shrek](http://www.shrek.com/) ? Is Shrek bigger than Og, since he is an og_er_? When you say “oger”, do you mean “a follower of Og” or something like that? I don’t remember Shrek (an ogre) giving any indications about his spiritual beliefs in the first film. (I’ve yet to see the second.) And when you ask if Shrek is bigger than Og, are you talking about physical size? If so, if Og is in humanoid form (or, rather, proto-humanoid form), I would think he’d be smaller in size than Shrek, based on how large Shrek is compared to the humans in his films. However, I don’t think size is really relevant when comparing Og to Shrek. Shrek is just one being, whereas Og is so much more. Actually, some would call it sacrilegious to even compare to two, in any way. _Ogizzle_ **is** _the Hizzle!_ Anyhoo… ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/89 "2004-05-28T20:59:21Z")
> [@Rufus Xavier](#): > > A brief snippet from _Oh, Og!_: > > Og: I swear tell whole truth, nothing but truth, so help me…me! > > there are some hushed giggles in the courtroom > > DA: Tell me, “Og” (does the ‘quotes’ move with fingers), how can you expect this jury to believe that you are who you say you are, hmmm? > > Og: Og no like tone of voice! Og smash!!! _chokes on cheerioes_ I haven’t read something that funny in a few weeks. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/90 "2004-05-29T06:33:05Z")
Is it the Will of Og to wage a _jihad_ against Cthulhu and _his_ followers? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/91 "2004-05-29T12:42:22Z")
> [@Enola Straight](#): > > Is it the Will of Og to wage a _jihad_ against Cthulhu and _his_ followers? :dubious: Og not need silly _jihad_. Og powerful. If Og not like, Og _Smash_. 'Sides, Og make Cthulhu. Cthulhu cute. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/92 "2004-05-29T16:25:21Z")
> [@Green Bean](#): > > **Tinkertoy** : I’ve been pondering the TugAhoy thing…do you have any suggestions on how the whole JDT thing could be depicted? I’ll bet that someone somewhere manufactures charms in the shape of an uncircumcised penis, but I’m not sure I’d want to wear it around… You could just depict the apparatus itself, shown at [tugahoy.com](http://tugahoy.com) (probably not work-safe). However, I doubt many people besides JDT would recognize it right away. ---
**Author:** ![noname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58f4c7/32.png) [@noname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/noname)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/93 "2004-05-29T18:55:56Z")
Which is more lethal Og, Karate, Kung Fu or Brake Dance? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/94 "2004-05-29T19:33:06Z")
> [@AvhHines](#): > > Og not need silly _jihad_. Og powerful. If Og not like, Og _Smash_. > > 'Sides, Og make Cthulhu. Cthulhu cute. [Yes! OG is right! He **is** cute!](http://www.warehouse23.com/img/toyvault/hp001.jpg) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/95 "2004-05-30T00:22:05Z")
Would OG please smash the heck out of [UG](http://www.uglyhouses.com/) (the offspring of Captain Caveman and Fred Flintstone)? He’s not just annoying, but this seems to be a case of possible name infringement, at the very least. ---
**Author:** ![Beauty\_Personified](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Beauty\_Personified](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beauty_Personified)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/96 "2004-05-30T02:23:29Z")
Did Og know [Java](http://www.comiconvention.com/JAVA%20DIANA%20MARTIN.jpg) [the](http://www.ytv.com/programming/shows/martin_mystery/img/400x275_showpic.jpg) [caveman](http://www.ubcfumetti.com/international/dh_mm1.jpg) personally? Anyhoo… ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/97 "2004-05-30T05:31:54Z")
Og not care about copyright. What Og need royalties for? Og am what Og am. That enough. It good to be Og. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/98 "2004-05-30T08:10:14Z")
> [@noname](#): > > How is Og related to the Og_er_ named [Shrek](http://www.shrek.com/) ? Is Shrek bigger than Og, since he is an og_er_? Og smash Shrek. Shrek no smash Og. Shrek too busy making Ogre babies with Fiona (Donkey busy with Dragon). Og win! Shrek get laid, though. ---
**Author:** ![noname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58f4c7/32.png) [@noname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/noname)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/99 "2004-05-30T10:12:15Z")
> [@iampunha](#): > > Og smash Shrek. Shrek no smash Og. How, since Shrek is Og **er** > [@iampunha](#): > > Og win! > > Shrek get laid, though does that make Og sad? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/100 "2004-05-30T12:12:29Z")
Dear Og, I need to win the lottery. The Big One, you know what I mean? Can you help me with this? Signed, Broke and hopeful. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085.md?page=6)