# The tenets of Og? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 14, 2004, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085 "2004-05-14T06:53:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/101 "2004-05-30T12:36:34Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > Dear Og, > > I need to win the lottery. The Big One, you know what I mean? > > Can you help me with this? > > Signed, > > Broke and hopeful. See Tenet 12. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/102 "2004-05-30T19:47:45Z")
> [@noname](#): > > How, since Shrek is Og **er** Shrek is Og **RE**. Og bigger than Shrek. Og smash Shrek! Og smash **noname**! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/103 "2004-05-30T20:11:19Z")
> [@iampunha](#): > > Shrek is Og **RE**. Og bigger than Shrek. > > Og smash Shrek! > > Og smash **noname**! OG no smash HULK! GRRRAAARRRR!! HULK STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!!! Also, Hulk go major motion picture deal with merchandising tie-ins. Og no can match. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/104 "2004-05-30T21:13:31Z")
Hulk does have a cool roller coaster named for him. ---
**Author:** ![stochastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@stochastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stochastic)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/105 "2004-05-30T21:23:49Z")
Would the Doper Holy Trinity consist of Unca Cecil, Ed Zotti and Og? If so, which are the father, son and holy ghost? ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/106 "2004-05-30T21:25:58Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > Also, Hulk go major motion picture deal with merchandising tie-ins. Merchandising? And what’s the W.W.O.D. bracelet? Chopped liver? And in case you didn’t notice, the Hulk movie was a stupendous flop. I wouldn’t bet my money or my soul on that CGI abomination. I’ll take my Hulk in the form of a green Lou Ferrigno, thankyouverymuch. ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/107 "2004-05-30T21:39:22Z")
> [@stochastic](#): > > Would the Doper Holy Trinity consist of Unca Cecil, Ed Zotti and Og? > > If so, which are the father, son and holy ghost? Sounds like the right order to me. ---
**Author:** ![stochastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@stochastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stochastic)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/108 "2004-05-30T21:52:35Z")
> [@screech-owl](#): > > Sounds like the right order to me. I’d have to agree. However, in light of some poster’s accusations that Cecil is not real (heresy, I say!) and that Ed is the real deal, the order may go: Cecil= Father, mythical god figure from which all this has originated, but no one’s ever seen. Og= Son, born in the likeness of the Dopers, created to save us from ignorance. Ed= (Holy) ghost writer of the columns. Methinks Og gonna SMASH me for typing such blasphemy. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/109 "2004-05-30T22:04:19Z")
> [@Green Bean](#): > > And in case you didn’t notice, the Hulk movie was a stupendous flop. I wouldn’t bet my money or my soul on that CGI abomination. I’ll take my Hulk in the form of a green Lou Ferrigno, thankyouverymuch. What’s the deal with the CGI’s shorts? Were we supposed to believe he had magical shorts that expanded to like ten times their original size? ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/110 "2004-05-30T22:10:42Z")
> [@stochastic](#): > > …Ed= (Holy) ghost writer of the columns… And once again, I present spit-offerings to the GREAT AND POWERFUL OG! in your name. Good one. ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/111 "2004-05-30T22:51:14Z")
> [@iampunha](#): > > What’s the deal with the CGI’s shorts? Were we supposed to believe he had magical shorts that expanded to like ten times their original size? Hulk order stretch pants from Lane Bryant. Og say so. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/112 "2004-05-31T06:06:11Z")
> [@Olentzero](#): > > Hulk order stretch pants from Lane Bryant. Og say so. Episode 1, _Og Eye For The Green Guy._ Og throw out Hulk’s crushed-car coffee table, analog clothes. Hulk get hip, Hulk dig free sofa, mmmmm. 😃 Og introduce Hulk to Fiona. 😛 Hulk owe one to Og, bigtime. Oh, yeah, babe. Now Og have six cases tearaway shirts. Oy! What Og do with all that? Uh, you not tell Shrek, OK? Og not fear Shrek, but Shrek such a grump. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/113 "2004-05-31T10:13:51Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > Also, Hulk go major motion picture deal with merchandising tie-ins. > > Og no can match. 😛 Og have better things to do. Use wealth and prestige to promote social causes, host gala dinners. Last week Og attend benefit hosted by Rob Reiner. But Og remember _North_ no funny, so Og smash Reiner! ---
**Author:** ![noname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58f4c7/32.png) [@noname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/noname)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2004, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/114 "2004-06-01T20:19:21Z")
> [@iampunha](#): > > What’s the deal with the CGI’s shorts? Were we supposed to believe he had magical shorts that expanded to like ten times their original size? [Its been talked about here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=4863066) > [@iampunha](#): > > Og smash noname! Og cannot smash noname, cos noname SD handle of HULK!!![/COLOR] Hulk no afraid of Og. If Og smash, then [COLOR=Lime]Hulk **smasher** :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2004, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/115 "2004-06-01T23:44:07Z")
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