# the thank god the crappy weekends over MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [September 16, 2019, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thank-god-the-crappy-weekends-over-mmp/840303 "2019-09-16T08:27:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2019, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thank-god-the-crappy-weekends-over-mmp/840303/221 "2019-09-23T00:24:02Z")
ohh poor airman doors …been a chill day but one thing… I dont get targets business plan these days…their grocery part is like a corner market for whole foods types and for normal people its for the "well I came to buy a movie and pants but oh crap i need milk and its dinner time " people and they took out the snack bar for a Starbucks … i mean granted their lunch stuff wasn’t gourmet but it beat MCD’s they could of kept the popcorn and soda at least … and the store changes they put in for the grocery part well …no one here likes it at all … > [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > It _is_ good. He’d have to cajole people into trying it; but once they did, they were like ‘Do you have some more?’ > > Run a can of SPAM[sup]®[/sup] through a meat grinder. Mix in Miracle Whip\* and sweet pickle relish. Chill for half an hour or more, then serve on soft white bread. (Mrs. L.A. had hers on a Hawaiian bun, I had mine on Sarah Lee Deliteful low-carb bread.) > \*You must use Miracle Whip. SPAM[sup]®[/sup] is salty. Miracle Whip is sweet. If you used mayonnaise, then it would be too salty. throw in hard-boiled eggs and you have one of 3 or 4 “ham” salad recipes I know how to make thanks to the Mideast division of the USDA rations board circa 1942 who gave grandma the cookbook… even she said some of the recipes were ridiculous … I mean who wants a 10-pound chunk of glazed spam for xmas… she thanked god the southern branch of the fam had a hog farmer or two (and the rest didn’t mind they had a still or two either lol) ---
**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2019, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thank-god-the-crappy-weekends-over-mmp/840303/222 "2019-09-23T00:29:57Z")
meant to say I mean who wants a 10-pound chunk of corn syrup glazed spam for Xmas… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2019, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thank-god-the-crappy-weekends-over-mmp/840303/223 "2019-09-23T02:42:11Z")
Evening all. Mowage was accomplished and then watched some tackleball and nappage became sleepage so that took care of the afternoon. Mailed off some bills and dropped off some soccer stuff this evening, so stopped at Sonic and got a Cheeseburger (Mayo) and a medium chocolate shake for dinner. Tomorrow I’ll try to get back to doing things. See y’all on the next MMP. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2019, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thank-god-the-crappy-weekends-over-mmp/840303/224 "2019-09-23T02:45:23Z")
Good win for the Packers and Panthers. Making breaded poke chops with baked \*\*N.O.T.\*\*s and sauteed green beans and peppers. > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > [Anti-clown rounds?](https://me.me/i/bother-said-pooh-as-he-chambered-another-round-10061823) Good heavens ,man! We’re fighting clowns, not Fuzzy-Wuzzies! > [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > I made some SPAM[sup]®[/sup] salad for SPAM[sup]®[/sup] salad sandwiches later. [I DON’T LIKE SPAM!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duFierM1yDg) > [@kopek](#): > > Oh ----- and the VIKINGS WON!!! > > and the Steelers LOST! One out of two ain’t bad,😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thank-god-the-crappy-weekends-over-mmp/840303.md?page=11)