# The Thoroughly Hijackable MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [September 19, 2011, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794 "2011-09-19T05:43:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/141 "2011-09-22T11:38:32Z")

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**Lunch!** Don’t be a stranger!

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**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/142 "2011-09-22T11:47:28Z")

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> [@janis\_and\_c0](#):
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> **Lunch!** Don’t be a stranger!

How familiar to you want to get? 😉

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/143 "2011-09-22T11:59:41Z")

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**Lunch**!!!  
: snoopy dances :  
welcome back.

I’m up caffeinated, off to hockey practice, then irk.

**swampy** , we always use a dressed pig, amd propane, but that how to do it.

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**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/144 "2011-09-22T12:18:35Z")

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Thanks everyone for the thought & wishes.

**mr ems** is in the shower then we will be headed out in about 20 mins ready to be sliced and diced.

**rosie** - I think it was **rosie** anyway PT does start tomorrow. Super fun! 😃

Catch ya later

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/145 "2011-09-22T12:22:15Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> **swampy** , we always use a dressed pig, amd propane, but that how to do it.

What did you dress the pig in - bib overalls? Sunday best? Smoking jacket and ascot?

😃

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/146 "2011-09-22T12:43:17Z")

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Thanks for the link, **Swampy**. That looks yummy! Poor little Hot Dog…

Hi **Lunch!** Thanks for dropping by!

It was really nice this morning. Not muggy, and only about 73°. I drove to work with the windows down! We’re getting a cool front tonight, maybe even with RAIN! Hopefully temps in the 60’s tomorrow morning. Yay!

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/147 "2011-09-22T12:51:54Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> What did you dress the pig in - bib overalls? Sunday best? Smoking jacket and ascot?
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> 😃

Beat me to the joke, dammit. :mad:

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/148 "2011-09-22T13:18:19Z")

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I’m too tired to even blurf.

How did I survive three months of taking percocet and flexeril twice a day twelve years ago? Just one now leaves me fuzzy, woozy and wobbly the next day.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/149 "2011-09-22T13:24:12Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> What did you dress the pig in - bib overalls? Sunday best? Smoking jacket and ascot?
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> 😃

C’s Secret Sauce and a hockey jersey. What else?😃

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**Author:** ![RedWood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f08c70/32.png) [@RedWood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedWood)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/150 "2011-09-22T13:35:07Z")

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up and getting ready for school… to be followed by a trip to the oven inland for work time 😛  
the Blake gang did not mind the heat and the Four Zoas were good!  
that’s all I got this morning. Oh, and a math test. Bleargh.

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/151 "2011-09-22T13:41:44Z")

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Went to the dentist the other day to get a permanent filling for a root canal an endodontist did a few weeks ago. Also had him look at a 2nd tooth that also had a dead nerve, and needed a root canal too.

Because of crowding in my teeth, he said that pulling it would help my teeth straighten out a little, and that an orthodontist would have to pull it anyway if I got braces in the future, so I just had him pull it instead! My first tooth extraction!

It’s a little weird feeling, as it was a front lower tooth, but the good thing is that it was always hitting the back of my upper front tooth, so now it’s not there. Also, because my front teeth are so crowded, there’s barely even a gap there at all! So… yay!

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/152 "2011-09-22T14:32:15Z")

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> [@Noone\_Special](#):
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> Hi
> 
> I’m alive.

Hey, I saw you over at the “adressing officers” thread in GQ, scaring that poor guy with the knowledge that his Colonel was a Brigadier… 🙂

Nice of you to drop by, want a coke? One of my coworkers is in a hotel, they’re supposed to give him some portable potables with his breakfast sandwich, and the owner’s father always gives him two… we’re thinking of starting a lemonade stand, coca-cola version.

Back to irk. This week is having too much irk if you ask me, specially since it’s been caused by people not doing things when they should have. Some of the “errors” which are being found are in programs which got delivered last January 😛 (the commas are because some of them aren’t errors, they’re people not being able to read the instructions they wrote).

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/153 "2011-09-22T14:42:44Z")

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{{{{[{{{{ **Echod** }}}}}}}}} I’ve missed you!

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/154 "2011-09-22T15:24:59Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> I’m beginning to suspect that \*\*BBBobbio \*\*isn’t a morning person…

I am so a morning person! I just happen to be a “I hate getting my lazy ass out of bed” person, which has no regard for the time of day you arise.

😛

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/155 "2011-09-22T15:49:54Z")

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**Special1**!!!111 How _you_ doin’ you hunk o’ Israeli manflesh you! 😉

See, I haven’t forgot how to flirt.

Ok, that’s all I got for now. Just sneakin’ in a post.

Laterz!

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/156 "2011-09-22T15:54:31Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> **Special1**!!!111 How _you_ doin’ you hunk o’ Israeli manflesh you! 😉
> 
> See, I haven’t forgot how to flirt.

Subtle as a sledgehammer to the forehead, you are…

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**Author:** ![peedin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peedin/32/14095_2.png) [@peedin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peedin)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/157 "2011-09-22T15:56:17Z")

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Irk is totally irksome. Nothing is going well. I’m going to try something easy like making copies but I’m sure the d@mn copier will jam. Going to a Mary Kay cosmetic party tonight, but ONLY to buy the Satin Hands lotion which is da bestest.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/158 "2011-09-22T16:36:01Z")

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> [@Noone\_Special](#):
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> How familiar to you want to get? 😉

Yeah, he’s back.

😛

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/159 "2011-09-22T17:02:42Z")

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Home from another successful class. I joined the two pieces I threw last class into a tall vase, after it got too tall to be a pitcher. I made two handles that I’ll put on next week, and it’ll be ready for the kiln.

I also threw 2 other pieces that will become the body and the head of a monster jar. I’m not sure what kind of monster it will be - probably scary since the clay is dark and a non-scary monster would be in pastels and stuff. I think it’ll have 2 feet and a tail, and some sort of claws, and maybe antennae or eyes on a stalk coming out of the top of its head. And scales. Maybe wings, too. I’m going to have fun with it. 😃

Just had a sammich. I suppose I should do some laundry now. Or vacuum. Or something constructive. maybe.

Notice how my motivation is pretty low?

😃

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/160 "2011-09-22T19:54:33Z")

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> [@Rebo](#):
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> ETA: What’s a pig pickin’?

[The only proper way to go whole hog](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_pickin%27).

**Nooner**! _wavewavewave_

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