# The Thoroughly Hijackable MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [September 19, 2011, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794 "2011-09-19T05:43:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/161 "2011-09-22T20:26:29Z")
I don’t understand how people can survive with allergies. I don’t know if I’ve developed some or if I’m getting sick but in either case, it sucks. I woke up at 9am and was totally happy and chirpy until I tried to stand up. Made it to the bathroom and back to bed and went back to sleep as soon as my sweetie brought me some generic sudafed and water. Woke up again at 2 and took more drugs and some tea. Now I’m making a valiant attempt to get some homework done. One of my government classmates is trying to get me into an argument about freedom vs. equality but she’s barking up the wrong tree. I am not a poli sci major. I don’t caaaarrrreeeee. I’m just doing what I was told to do for the week and that’s it. God, I hope the whole semester isn’t like this. I just wanna be an informed voter dammit! The cute little Maddie-baby is looking oh so squeezable and my niece is looking disgustingly normal for someone who just pushed out a baby after 14 hours of labor. I’m jealous of my sister, who gets to hug the little crap factory. Was supposed to help the sweetie’s bro move tomorrow but not any more. YAY! Made some phone charms last night. Mostly Christmassy ones but a few normal ones too. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/162 "2011-09-22T23:17:30Z")
Been a long day. A lot of it on the phone with tech support. Bleargh! Everything works however so there’s that. OYKW swiped General Tso’s dindin. NUM!!! Yays, boos, hugs, skritches, noogies, wedgies, how _you_ doin’s as needed. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/163 "2011-09-23T01:22:02Z")
I’m pretty sure I’m being kicked by allergies. I don’t feel sick, but I’m snuffly and sneezy and I’ve got a tickle in my throat. This is not fun. :mad: Plus there’s no medicinal ice cream in the house, dammit. Oh well. I think I’ll mosey back to beddy-bye. _ **MWAH!!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/164 "2011-09-23T01:43:45Z")
**Moooooooom** (and anyone else who needs it) I have some ice cream if you wanna share… I need some to help me deal with this headache that won’t go away. I even have chocolate and strawberry syrup! I managed to bend one of my fingernails all the way back today. It’s very disturbing to look at your hand and see the nail pointing the wrong way. Now my nail bed is all funky purple colored. Oh well, hockey is on TV, so it can’t be all bad, right? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/165 "2011-09-23T01:58:27Z")
I’ve got dinner cooking away and today is my Friday. I’ve spent the last two days in meetings and didn’t get as much real work done as I would have liked. Hi \*\*Nooner! \*\* Good to see you again! Ouchie on the bent fingernail, **Dr. Girlfriend.** I’ve done that before; no funsies at all. I’m lucky enough to not suffer from any type of allergies. I hope my luck continues. ---
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/166 "2011-09-23T02:10:12Z")
Got a bunch of government homework done despite the best efforts of the unruly dogs to prevent any learning today. Din din was disgustingly healthy but surprisingly good (and filling). Brown rice with 4 kinds of dried beans, peppers and onions with some Mrs. Dash for flavor. My sweetie asked why I’ve been getting progressively healthier in my cooking over the last 2 weeks. Honestly, it’s very hard to take a nutrition class during the day and then cook garbage at night. Luckily he’s very openminded about food (he was raised by a cook with a “you eat what I put in front of you” mentality and it stuck). Now it’s time for more Chef! and City of Heroes. Thanks to the lawyers being pissy, my sweetie’s brother’s closing isn’t happening tomorrow so we have an unexpected day off together. I know I should spend it doing homework but the call of CoH and maybe Old Sturbridge Village may prove to be too strong to resist. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/167 "2011-09-23T02:11:13Z")
drukn post! ---
**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/168 "2011-09-23T02:53:01Z")
Hmm, I have plenty of booze in the house, but I’m too lazy to make a drink. Frankly, I don’t think I’d finish one anyway. I’m just not in the mood for one. So, CatDude, what do you think of the FB changes?😉 ducks and runs away… ---
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/169 "2011-09-23T03:02:56Z")
blurf ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/170 "2011-09-23T03:51:23Z")
> [@Dr.Girlfriend](#): > > Oh well, hockey is on TV, so it can’t be all bad, right? 😃 ONE OF US! ONE OF US!😃 sucks about the fingernail. Irked, came home, hockey tomorrow. W00T! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/171 "2011-09-23T04:26:30Z")
We’re going to Disneyland this Saturday to use up the rest of our three day pass. I’m still looking for a job. Stupid [Monster.com](http://Monster.com) sent me jobs that are no longer accepting applications. ☹ Other than that I got nothing. ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/172 "2011-09-23T04:53:10Z")
> [@Noone\_Special](#): > > How familiar to you want to get? 😉 You’re a baaad boy and I am an engaged person 😃 That said I’ll totally be your sekrit internet crush! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/173 "2011-09-23T08:05:04Z")
> [@janis\_and\_c0](#): > > You’re a baaad boy and I am an engaged person 😃 That said I’ll totally be your sekrit internet crush! Get in line, kiddo! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/174 "2011-09-23T10:13:18Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. _YAWN_ ‘Tis 66 degrees Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 88 and another chance of rain. It keeps threatenin’ to rain but we hardly get any. Maybe today. It would help my stoopid allergy. Ouchie **Doc**! Good luck on the job search **ShinyCat**. Happy Hangover **CatDude**! 😃 Now I must seek more caffiene. Also, rumbly tummy demands to be fed. Then, alas, irk purtification must commence. Ick! Happy Firday Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/175 "2011-09-23T10:32:35Z")
HOCKEY TODAY!!! ZOMFGPONIES!!! also, there is irk today. HOW’S THE HEAD **CATDUDE**? ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/176 "2011-09-23T10:34:00Z")
It is now 3:30am here. i was awakened about an hour ago by a lot of wheezing and coughing. It was me. :rolleyes: I have now ingested 2, count them, 2 glasses of apple brandy from a local vintner and am going to wobble back to bed. drnuken post! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/177 "2011-09-23T10:35:21Z")
I was going to sleep in a bit. I fully intended to get another hour or so. Then the cats decided the bed was a perfect rasslin’ mat. So I’m up, dressed, and killing a little time before going to Mom’s. I hope I remember everything I’m supposed to take. Last night was not restful and I’m not sure why. I bet the 90000% humidity might have something to do with it. And it’s supposed to rain all day and into the night and the weekend. Enough already, dammit! If Ophelia starts aiming in this direction, I can’t be held responsible for my actions… Time to grab a bit of caffeine. And maybe some toast or something. Or a nap - that would be nice, too. Happy Firday! ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/178 "2011-09-23T11:26:32Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **Special1**!!!111 How _you_ doin’ you hunk o’ Israeli manflesh you! 😉 > > See, I haven’t forgot how to flirt. Beer is still on me if’n you decide to come visit! 🙂 No, not **on** me…! 😛 :eek: > [@janis\_and\_c0](#): > > You’re a baaad boy You’re new here, aren’t you? 😛 😃 > [@](#): > > and I am an engaged person 😃 I have you beat, since I’m married… > [@](#): > > That said I’ll totally be your sekrit internet crush! Married/otherwise paired are the best Secret Crushes – they’re just as motivated as I am to keep the secret secret! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/179 "2011-09-23T13:33:33Z")
[Hey! **Lunch**! What am I? Chopped Liver?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14281704&postcount=153) ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/180 "2011-09-23T13:49:05Z")
> [@Noone\_Special](#): > > Beer is still on me if’n you decide to come visit! 🙂 > No, not **on** me…! 😛 :eek: OOOOOOOOOOOH!!! Beer _and_ manflesh! WOOF!!! _YAWN_ Sittin’ here answerin’ the phone. There are two of us in the occife. At least I have the traffic goin’ by to entertain me. Plus I’m sleepy. **Bumba** how’s the haid??? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794.md?page=10)