# The thread of stupid questions

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-of-stupid-questions/783868>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 6, 2017, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-of-stupid-questions/783868 "2017-04-06T04:21:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-of-stupid-questions/783868/21 "2017-04-06T17:38:16Z")

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> [@Icarus](#):
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> Question #7 does not begin with “Why…?” as is the condition stated by **Jtur88** that leads to the answer “Follow the money.”
> 
> So, fail.

“Why don’t you agree with me if you say you understand what I am saying?”

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-of-stupid-questions/783868/22 "2017-04-06T17:41:33Z")

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There are no stupid questions. Only stupid people.

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**Author:** ![Santelia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Santelia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santelia)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-of-stupid-questions/783868/23 "2017-04-06T17:43:21Z")

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What were those monters in Gremlins called?

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-of-stupid-questions/783868/24 "2017-04-06T17:49:40Z")

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Why is ground coffee (or beans) sold in those awful Mylar bags that tear when you open them, and which require that silly-ass special clamper thing that regularly comes off the bag?? Why not sell it in a freezer-grade ziplock bag??

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-of-stupid-questions/783868/25 "2017-04-06T17:54:57Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> Do you where the last place I had them was?

They are in the last place you will look.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-of-stupid-questions/783868/26 "2017-04-06T17:59:18Z")

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Why don’t school hours match the hours of working parents?

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