# The Thread Of Unreasoning Panic

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-of-unreasoning-panic/149976>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 21, 2003, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-of-unreasoning-panic/149976 "2003-01-21T14:26:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-of-unreasoning-panic/149976/61 "2003-01-24T01:25:08Z")

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I’m posting on the SDMB whilst the company auditor is here, what if he notices? Will I loose my job? Should I stop posting?

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**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-of-unreasoning-panic/149976/62 "2003-01-24T16:13:32Z")

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I’m bored…

But luckilly I have monkeys and virus to cure my boredom.

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**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-of-unreasoning-panic/149976/63 "2003-01-24T18:24:52Z")

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Monkeys?_looks suspiciously at CRorex_Where?NOOooooooo!Not MONKEYS!_runs in terror_

IDBB

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**Author:** ![The\_MacDairmuid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_MacDairmuid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_MacDairmuid)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-of-unreasoning-panic/149976/64 "2003-01-24T22:32:16Z")

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I just realized that I have never used the conditioner my shampoo recommends “for best results.”

I’m going to lose my hair! WAAAAAAAIIIIIIL!

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