# The thread title

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 26, 2010, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556 "2010-02-26T19:28:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 13

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/243 "2011-01-21T16:57:48Z")

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Post to disparage the excessive use of smilies.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/244 "2011-01-21T17:33:42Z")

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The “You can’t tell me what to do and I’ll make a rainbow smiley if I want to cause you’re not the Boss of me :mad:🆒:dubious::rolleyes::(:eek:😕 so what do you think of that” post.

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/245 "2011-01-21T18:50:21Z")

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> [@Shmendrik](#):
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> The apparently inevitable digression to a controversial yet hypothetical rape discussion.

Piggy-backing post to make the obligatory “handshake” joke which will make no sense if the thread is rezombied sometime in the future.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/246 "2011-01-21T18:58:39Z")

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Yet another mindless thread statistics post

Who Posted?

Total Posts: 243

User Name Posts

Zeldar 37  
runner pat 13  
PlainJain 11  
Giles 9  
tdn 9  
Cat Whisperer 8  
NoClueBoy 6  
ToeJam 5  
(others)

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**Author:** ![Cub\_Mistress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea666f/32.png) [@Cub\_Mistress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cub_Mistress)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/247 "2011-01-21T23:56:40Z")

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The threadkiller post.

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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/248 "2011-01-22T00:51:39Z")

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The post explaining that ‘dots’ are ellipses, and that if you don’t know that, capitals and italics wont. help. make. the. point.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/249 "2011-01-22T01:06:48Z")

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> [@Cub\_Mistress](#):
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> The threadkiller post.

The post that performs CPR on the thread.

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/250 "2011-01-22T01:24:01Z")

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The clueless post which doesn’t realize this is a zombie thread because 2011 is still too new to remember it’s not 2010 and the middle few pages went entirely unread.

ETA: The edit of the post to self-proclaim the poster an idiot. Headsmacky smilie.

ETA ETA: the edit because the poster can’t spell

ETA ETA ETA: the aborted eleventy first edit attempt wherein the poster gives up and goes to see what’s on in the Pit.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/251 "2011-01-22T02:10:16Z")

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Mispelled nitpicking spelling criticism of prevoius post.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/252 "2011-01-22T02:33:41Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> post meant to be in other thread but missed edit window

Response to a random earlier post knowing the poster would have no real objection since he thought the post was elsewhere to begin with. Stalling for time until the edit window closes for fear that there might be something meaningful to add.

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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/253 "2011-01-22T02:38:55Z")

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The post where the poster has only between 4 and 6 posts between because they think everyone finds what they have to say so interesting.

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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/254 "2011-01-22T02:40:06Z")

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The post where the poster just had to add one more interesting thing.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/255 "2011-01-22T10:12:30Z")

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> [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](#):
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> The post where the poster just had to add one more interesting thing.

The post that reacts to the additional interesting thing: :eek:

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**Author:** ![Waxwinged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@Waxwinged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waxwinged)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/256 "2011-01-22T16:23:50Z")

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> [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](#):
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> The post where the poster just had to add one more interesting thing.

The post which accuses the poster of the interesting thing of animal cruelty.

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/257 "2011-01-22T16:33:10Z")

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> [@Waxwinged](#):
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> The post which accuses the poster of the interesting thing of animal cruelty.

The post that accuses the accuser of being a member of the offenderati.

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**Author:** ![Waxwinged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@Waxwinged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waxwinged)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/258 "2011-01-22T16:48:58Z")

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> [@Scumpup](#):
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> The post that accuses the accuser of being a member of the offenderati.

The post that descends into outright flaming.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/259 "2011-01-22T16:53:02Z")

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The :: rolleyes :: post.

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/260 "2011-01-22T17:06:57Z")

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The Junior Mod post that tells \*\*Waxwinged \*\*his flaming is totally inappropriate for this forum.

(Bonus obnoxiousness points if \*\*Waxwinged \*\*is in fact a woman.)

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**Author:** ![Waxwinged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@Waxwinged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waxwinged)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/261 "2011-01-22T17:29:44Z")

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> [@WhyNot](#):
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> The Junior Mod post that tells \*\*Waxwinged \*\*his flaming is totally inappropriate for this forum.
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> (Bonus obnoxiousness points if \*\*Waxwinged \*\*is in fact a woman.)

A post containing an acid remark stating that \*\*Waxwinged \*\* is, in fact, a woman and threatening to Pit. The Pit thread never actually materializes.

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**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/262 "2011-01-22T18:16:26Z")

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The post from the guy that only read the first page and skips to the end.

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