# The thread title **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 26, 2010, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556 "2010-02-26T19:28:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/81 "2010-02-26T22:39:53Z")
The unintentional duplicate post. ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/82 "2010-02-26T22:40:54Z")
[The duplicate post deleted.] ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/83 "2010-02-26T22:43:54Z")
> [@Giles](#): > > [The duplicate post deleted.] Belated attack of deleted post with nonce words and archaic language and attempted erudition ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/84 "2010-02-26T22:44:25Z")
claims special insight due to anecdotal evidence asserts superior intelligence compared to “drone” posters miscodes quote (thus proving point #2 to be fatuous) attacks minor mistake in quoted post that has no impact on point made plays pity card because of race/nationality/illness ---
**Author:** ![horsetech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dec6dc/32.png) [@horsetech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/horsetech)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/85 "2010-02-26T22:50:08Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > Denies existence of X and puts it down as a Commuinist plot Post stating that X WAS mentioned on page 1 but above poster missed it. The post complaining about the “how YOU doing” 😉 post and the implied sexism therein. The post with too many smilies. 🆒:)😛 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/86 "2010-02-26T22:53:02Z")
post stating intent to leave Dope because you are all too left/right/fat ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/87 "2010-02-26T22:54:00Z")
Post telling younger dopers to get off my lawn. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/88 "2010-02-26T22:56:30Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > post stating intent to leave Dope because you are all too left/right/fat Impassioned plea not to leave including promise of sex with disabled daughter and/or livestock of choice. Gives away home address and SSN if only poster will stay for one more week. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/89 "2010-02-26T23:34:03Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > Denies existence of X and puts it down as a Commuinist plot Post arguing special, excruciatingly unlikely exemption circumstances. Also known as the, “It isn’t a duck, no matter how much quacking you hear” argument. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/90 "2010-02-26T23:38:05Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Post arguing special, excruciatingly unlikely exemption circumstances. Also known as the, “It isn’t a duck, no matter how much quacking you hear” argument. post replying with sexual innuendo. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/91 "2010-02-26T23:48:20Z")
Violent screed with copious references to Necronomicon apocrypha condemning all posters in thread and their progeny to eternal servitude to Cthulhu and his lieutenants, but with offers for free lube and tires at local Wal-Mart if coupons are redeemed by March 1. (Zwinkie faces offering to cartoon you embedded in screed.) ---
**Author:** ![DooWahDiddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@DooWahDiddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DooWahDiddy)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/92 "2010-02-26T23:56:04Z")
> [@melodyharmonius](#): > > … > with the punny small print jest. > [@Zeldar](#): > > The post > with little bitty letters The simulpost. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/93 "2010-02-27T00:01:49Z")
Post claiming that the Nazis did the same thing. ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/94 "2010-02-27T00:04:53Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > post replying with sexual innuendo. The obligatory Groucho Marx quote: “Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.” ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/95 "2010-02-27T00:10:32Z")
Post stating that Dopers aren’t that special, this isn’t the smartest place on the internet and that the logo should be changed from “fighting ignorance” into something else. ---
**Author:** ![ThisSpaceForRent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thisspaceforrent/32/345_2.png) [@ThisSpaceForRent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisSpaceForRent)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/96 "2010-02-27T00:12:47Z")
Pork Chops…I LOVE Pork chops… Pork Chops…mmmmm Step one… Reduce equal parts of Balsamic Vinegar and Brown sugar until it is a thin honey-like consistency. Stir often, It WILL scorch. Pour into heatproof container and set aside too cool. Step Two… Peel and wedge a mess load of Granny Smith apples. Toss then with a 50/50 mix of Kosher Salt and Brown Sugar…Saute the apples in butter until they are just tender and beginning to caramelize. Step Three… Cook Bone in 1" rib chop by either grilling or pan frying…baste with “step One” concoction frequently. Cook Chop to MEDIUM!! You are many times more likely to get trichinosis from bear meat than pork… Step four… Serve balsamic glazed Pork Chop with a heap of the sauteed apples and a mound of Garlic Roasted mashed potatoes… I LOVE me some Pork…I was a chef, my brother was in “Swine Confine Management”.It was a relationship made in heaven… ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/97 "2010-02-27T00:26:43Z")
> [@ThisSpaceForRent](#): > > Pork Chops…I LOVE Pork chops… > > Pork Chops…mmmmm > > Step one… > Reduce equal parts of Balsamic Vinegar and Brown sugar until it is a thin honey-like consistency. Stir often, It WILL scorch. Pour into heatproof container and set aside too cool. > > Step Two… > Peel and wedge a mess load of Granny Smith apples. Toss then with a 50/50 mix of Kosher Salt and Brown Sugar…Saute the apples in butter until they are just tender and beginning to caramelize. > > Step Three… > Cook Bone in 1" rib chop by either grilling or pan frying…baste with “step One” concoction frequently. Cook Chop to MEDIUM!! You are many times more likely to get trichinosis from bear meat than pork… > > Step four… > Serve balsamic glazed Pork Chop with a heap of the sauteed apples and a mound of Garlic Roasted mashed potatoes… > > I LOVE me some Pork…I was a chef, my brother was in “Swine Confine Management”.It was a relationship made in heaven… Hijack continued with complaint about balsamic vinegar being too vulgar for the poster’s refined tastes, followed by suggestion for preferred seasoning/cooking method. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/98 "2010-02-27T00:35:18Z")
This is the post that is supposed to be punny. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/99 "2010-02-27T00:43:05Z")
[Alton Brown link](http://theresnothinghere.net). ---
**Author:** ![ThisSpaceForRent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thisspaceforrent/32/345_2.png) [@ThisSpaceForRent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisSpaceForRent)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/100 "2010-02-27T00:47:34Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > Hijack continued with complaint about balsamic vinegar being too vulgar for the poster’s refined tastes, followed by suggestion for preferred seasoning/cooking method. I quit…I am leaving this board because **MsRobyn** is obviously NOT paying attention…I KNOW everything about pork and apples and the combination of the two… I will be opening my Good Bye speach thread in **ATMB** as soon as I finish this post then I will be opening as “\*\*FOCK \*\* MsRobyn” (spell-check does not know how to spell FUCK…but i digress) …sheesh…yous guys unimpress me… 🆒 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556.md?page=6)