# The thread title

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 26, 2010, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556 "2010-02-26T19:28:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/121 "2010-02-27T16:06:33Z")

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> [@PlainJain](#):
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> OP stumbles back in drunk and posts a [link to Turtle Fence video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qizNQKzatXA) 'cause at the time, it seems funny and thus hijacking her own thread.

Response with link to [Banana Phone](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5C6X9vOEkU) with the explanation that at the time it was oh so apropriate.

Muttering about other songs with even less point in common especially [Harry Nilsson narrates “The Point”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHgj1uQ5FH8)

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/122 "2010-02-27T16:27:51Z")

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Another [obligatory xkcd link](http://xckd.com/33/) on the relevant topic.

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**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2010, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/123 "2010-03-01T13:48:31Z")

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> [@Zeldar](#):
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> Poem in a foreign language which appears to be either about Madagascar’s lack of good drinking water or some form of bizarre drowning ritual for baby mollusks

> [@horsetech](#):
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> I didn’t know mollusks could drown . . . except maybe in olive oil.

> [@Zeldar](#):
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> So maybe it’s the Madagascar thing. Or a joke.

> [@EvilTOJ](#):
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> [Obligatory XKCD link](http://xkcd.com).

> [@pravnik](#):
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> Another [obligatory xkcd link](http://xckd.com/33/) on the relevant topic.

The multi-quoted posted just to say:

This.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2010, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/124 "2010-03-01T14:45:32Z")

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The shameless and juvenile posting of posting statistics to show that _somebody_ has been hogging the thread:

Who Posted?

Total Posts: 123

User Name Posts

Zeldar 24  
tdn 9  
PlainJain 9  
Cat Whisperer 7  
Giles 7  
runner pat 7  
NoClueBoy 6  
ThisSpaceForRent 4  
Leaffan 3  
blondebear 3  
otternell 3  
garygnu 3  
silenus 3  
horsetech 2  
Sternvogel 2  
melodyharmonius 2  
needscoffee 2  
faithfool 2  
DooWahDiddy 2  
Frodo 2  
Ellen Cherry 2  
gang green 2  
Eutychus 1  
Autolycus 1  
BigT 1  
FairyChatMom 1  
Robot Arm 1  
guizot 1  
Gagundathar 1  
MsRobyn 1  
pravnik 1  
Alan Bird 1  
Ferret Herder 1  
mkecane 1  
Sigmagirl 1  
Rysdad 1  
Corner Case 1  
EvilTOJ 1  
Slypork 1

Show Thread & Close Window

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**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2010, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/125 "2010-03-01T14:49:53Z")

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The post to point out that I’ve now posted 3 times so your stats post is now moot.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2010, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/126 "2010-03-01T14:54:07Z")

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> [@melodyharmonius](#):
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> The post to point out that I’ve now posted 3 times so your stats post is now moot.

Snide retort to indicate that it was just a glorified “bump.”

This thread must live longer!

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2010, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/127 "2010-03-01T17:20:02Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> post meant to be in other thread but missed edit window

Post querying as to whether this might be the case.

Definitely not a post to elevate the poster out of the lame “1 contribution” category on the thread poll.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2010, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/128 "2010-03-01T17:24:59Z")

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> [@Ferret\_Herder](#):
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> Post querying as to whether this might be the case.
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> Definitely not a post to elevate the poster out of the lame “1 contribution” category on the thread poll.

Post totally missing the irony of the quoted post and going to great depths to abuse the poster for attempting to make sense of nonsense in a “serious” thread.

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**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2010, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/129 "2010-03-01T17:30:47Z")

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The post from a crabby poster saying how stupid and pointless this thread is and how lame people are in MPSIMS.

(Not that _ **I** _ would ever say such a thing. MPSIMS is my home.)

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2010, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/130 "2010-03-01T17:47:26Z")

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R/O post:

For Og’s sake, won’t someone think of the CHILDREN?

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**Author:** ![gang\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f07891/32.png) [@gang\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gang_green)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2010, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/131 "2010-03-01T17:55:42Z")

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The post where someone points out how rich they are, and therefore they are more right than anyone else, due to their income.

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**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2010, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/132 "2010-03-01T18:00:52Z")

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> [@gang\_green](#):
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> The post where someone points out how rich they are, and therefore they are more right than anyone else, due to their income.

post that points out that suggests they insert certain body parts in to other body parts and take a look around. Then a casual invitation to take it to the Pit if they don’t like it.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/133 "2010-03-02T18:57:51Z")

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A timid mention of the fact that this post is just over 24 hours since the last one – followed by a [Tarzan yell.](http://www.erbzine.com/mag14/1482.html)

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**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/134 "2010-03-02T19:38:37Z")

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What no edited post?

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/135 "2010-03-02T19:52:41Z")

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Post based on completely misunderstanding the OP.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/136 "2010-03-02T20:09:24Z")

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Post referencing “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” - are you people still here? Go home!

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/137 "2010-03-02T20:45:28Z")

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The non-sequitur drive-by post made without reading beyond post #3.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/138 "2010-03-02T21:14:07Z")

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The non-sequitur post made after reading only the title of the thread.

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**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/139 "2010-03-02T21:19:22Z")

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This thread was funny once. In 1960. For 20 minutes.

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thread-title/530556/140 "2010-03-02T21:26:53Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> The spoiler

The post to respond to another post in spoiler code, also in spoiler code itself.

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