The Timeless Music of Yanni...

oh my god

i did a search on morpheus, so far 225 songs

i’m gonna get me some free yanni

oh god, someone shoot me…please

GOOD SEX MUSIC!!! … ohmyfuckinggawd*
Nothing (other than the Kenny G - Michael Bolthead - djf750 threesome) could make Mr. Happy curl up quicker.

Exactly.

sigh

Tho someone else is buying the expensive concert tickets, and I go for cheap CD’s.

My aunt, for starters. I’m ashamed to share genes with her.

His music WILL suck for all time, which I guess makes it kind of timeless.

Is YANNI related to ZAMFIR (the guy with the magic pan pipes)? I can’t imagine a worse torture than being tied down and having to listen to 2 hours of yanni!

Yanni is the Doug Henning of contemporary music.

I thought for sure there was a “w” in his name. If there isn’t, then adding one makes it ironically relevant. Yawn-i.

I actually have Keys to Imagination tucked away in my music collection. It’s actually not a bad album… I’m not a fan of any of the stuff that followed, but I will defend that first album. Now Kenny G, however, that’s my definition of musical suckage.

[embarassing moment]

I bought a Slim Whitman album and hung the cover on the wall as a joke, along with Milli Vanilli, etc. covers. My apartment manager came over and I showed her the illustrious collection, and she said “Oh, I like Slim Whitman.”

[/embarassing moment]

Yanni and Rod McKuen are twins separated at birth.

I pronounce it “Yawny.”

I’ve seen Zamfir, he can remain reasonably entertaining for one or two hours. Yanni is reasonably entertaining for one or two femptoseconds. Michael Bolton, Yanni, Kenny G and John Tesh have, in a single generation, stalled musical progress for decades. Raising elevator music to an art does not necessarily constitute true art, in and of itself.