# The TMI Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 2, 2000, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tmi-thread/39423 "2000-11-02T19:06:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tmi-thread/39423/101 "2000-11-07T02:20:57Z")
You know, Pun, I’m still wondering what the HELL you’d ever use your talent for. –Tim ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tmi-thread/39423/102 "2000-11-07T03:28:32Z")
Add me to the list of people who have shaved their pubic hair and had it grow back itchy. Oh, and I like the taste of cum. Due to this I ALWAYS swallow. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tmi-thread/39423/103 "2000-11-07T03:56:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by oldscratch \* > \*\*I just realised that I can come from behind and win this. > > The real question is, do I want to? 😕 > > hmmmmm \*\* A man who is thinking of coming from behind _and_ has an appreciation for pierced nipples? Why I declare, Oldscratch I do believe I’m going to swoon. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tmi-thread/39423/104 "2000-11-07T03:58:43Z")
I aim to please. ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tmi-thread/39423/105 "2000-11-07T04:04:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*Oh, and I like the taste of cum. Due to this I ALWAYS swallow. \*\* [chihuahua voice] Eye theenk I’m een loove…[/chihuahua voice] [sup]That’s a joke, racinchikki. I still love you, and always will. :)[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tmi-thread/39423/106 "2000-11-07T04:05:11Z")
Swoon, nothing. I think I’m going to follow him around just to see what he’ll say/do next. How about pierced tongues? Do those work, too? ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tmi-thread/39423/107 "2000-11-07T04:05:36Z")
Well, c’mon 'scratch, don’t keep us all in suspense. Spill it! And Hypergirl? Marry me? ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tmi-thread/39423/108 "2000-11-07T04:43:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*I like the taste of cum. Due to this I ALWAYS swallow. \*\* People don’t forget things like that, LOL! ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tmi-thread/39423/109 "2000-11-07T22:18:16Z")
Silo, that was the point. 😉 weirddave, if you don’t mind being part of my harem consisting of two husbands, a fiance, a wife, a girlfriend, a boyfriend, and a mistress, then sure I will. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tmi-thread/39423/110 "2000-11-07T22:42:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nymysys \* > \*\*How about pierced tongues? Do those work, too? \*\* Absolutely. 😉 ok. I;ve decided to spill it. Now remember, I was young, drunk, and fucked up on several various other substances. I do not remember the actuall event, I’m not proud of the event, it’s not something I would ever contemplate doing again. Ever. It’s an act I find morally wrong, as well as just plain icky. I performed anallingus on a Golden Retriever. I win ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tmi-thread/39423/111 "2000-11-07T22:47:11Z")
He wins. I’m taking my pierced tongue and going home. Ew. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tmi-thread/39423/112 "2000-11-07T22:51:25Z")
oldie…after reading the “What time is it?..” thread and chronicling the drug use and partying I didn’t feel the inclination to say you need to slow down, but now I do. Damn, that musta been some night…I hope she was cute and impressed. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Sang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ee7513/32.png) [@Le\_Sang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Sang)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tmi-thread/39423/113 "2000-11-07T22:52:58Z")
dear God preserve me! this thread may have been shocking before, but this beats all. i need to go bleach my brain. oldscratch wins. \ ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tmi-thread/39423/114 "2000-11-07T22:55:30Z")
It was 10 years ago. I vomited when I found out. I gargled with hot tea for a while. My sense of propreity and decency and just common good taste lost out to my damn competitive spirit. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve embarassed myself or seriously injured myself cause of that. _sigh_ oh well. ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tmi-thread/39423/115 "2000-11-07T22:59:19Z")
That’s what is known as a “bad mental image”, Oldscratch. ::pours lighter fluid in eyes:: ::sets said lighter fluid afire:: ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tmi-thread/39423/116 "2000-11-07T22:59:56Z")
Oldscratch, were you the god of all I desire in a man wrapped up in one, tall, cute, hedonistic package, I _still_ don’t think I could even…I know it was 10 years ago, but I don’t think I could…Nope, if I can’t type it, I sure couldn’t k…Nope. No way. I’ll sure buy you a drink for posting it, though. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tmi-thread/39423/117 "2000-11-07T23:01:02Z")
Damn smileys. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tmi-thread/39423/118 "2000-11-07T23:06:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nymysys \* > \*\*Oldscratch, were you the god of all I desire in a man wrapped up in one, tall, cute, hedonistic package, I _still_ don’t think I could even…I know it was 10 years ago, but I don’t think I could…Nope, if I can’t type it, I sure couldn’t k…Nope. No way. > /B] _sigh_ The sacrifices I make to be the best… It’s not easy on top. It’s a hard life… Don’t worry Nymysys. I’m sure we can work something out. the dog means nothing to me. I’ve completely forgotten about it, I’m sure you can too. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tmi-thread/39423/119 "2000-11-07T23:07:08Z")
Don’t leave us hanging, scratch…does the retriever still write to you? ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tmi-thread/39423/120 "2000-11-07T23:10:44Z")
well, opposable thumbs and all that. We’ve drifted… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tmi-thread/39423.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tmi-thread/39423.md?page=7)