# The Top 7 Strangest arguments against same-sex marriage. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 2, 2013, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-top-7-strangest-arguments-against-same-sex-marriage/657355 "2013-05-02T21:13:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-top-7-strangest-arguments-against-same-sex-marriage/657355/21 "2013-05-03T15:58:29Z")
> [@Apollyon](#): > > I believe there’s precedence for miracling one up for a gal who has never had sex with a guy at least. And one for miracling up one in a woman beyond her childbearing years, but that one is repeatable. ---
**Author:** ![Telperion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telperion/32/509_2.png) [@Telperion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperion)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-top-7-strangest-arguments-against-same-sex-marriage/657355/22 "2013-05-03T16:22:06Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > And long before that, there was a miraculous precedent of the [wife having her first child at age 95](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah) (Gen. 17-18.) Yeah, but her dad died at age 205, so they were clearly related to Aragorn. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2013, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-top-7-strangest-arguments-against-same-sex-marriage/657355/23 "2013-05-04T20:51:13Z")
> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#): > > #9. Slippery Slope - If they allow gay marriages, next they’ll legalize polygamy and then bestiality. And the corollary: “The government has to draw the line SOMEWHERE.” ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2013, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-top-7-strangest-arguments-against-same-sex-marriage/657355/24 "2013-05-04T21:35:22Z")
Always love the “everyone will go gay” argument. Tells you all about the person making it. So really…you’re a closeted gay terrified of being gay, who thinks everyone else is gay too? And you think the only reason people have heterosexual sex, marriage and children is because society won’t allow gay marriage? Of course, for certain values of Right Wing Homophobe, this makes total sense. ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2013, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-top-7-strangest-arguments-against-same-sex-marriage/657355/25 "2013-05-04T22:36:32Z")
Just for the record, I don’t care what the Gumment says. I’ll feed my cat and hold doors open for her, but I’m NOT gonna marry the beast. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2013, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-top-7-strangest-arguments-against-same-sex-marriage/657355/26 "2013-05-04T22:38:29Z")
> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#): > > Just for the record, I don’t care what the Gumment says. I’ll feed my cat and hold doors open for her, but I’m NOT gonna marry the beast. So she’s just casual pussy to you? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2013, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-top-7-strangest-arguments-against-same-sex-marriage/657355/27 "2013-05-04T22:46:49Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > So she’s just casual pussy to you? Feline With Benefits. ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2013, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-top-7-strangest-arguments-against-same-sex-marriage/657355/28 "2013-05-05T01:53:04Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > Feline With Benefits. [Steve Martin] That cat was the best fuck I ever had [/SM] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-top-7-strangest-arguments-against-same-sex-marriage/657355.md?page=1)