# The top nine (adults only) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 10, 2000, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-top-nine-adults-only/40718 "2000-11-10T22:44:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Gund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8edcca/32.png) [@Gund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gund)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-top-nine-adults-only/40718/21 "2000-11-11T19:48:45Z")
I prefer jokes that are obscure and usually leave your audience questioning your sanity, obviously these will never be the same typed out, but read em to a friend and play with the pronounciation. A Polar bear walks into a bar, looks around and says “I’ll have a… (waits one or two minutes) …whiskey on the rocks pls.” To which the barman replies “Sure, but whats with the big pause” Or how about Two ladies in a bath one says:“Where’s the soap,” and the other says “Does, doesn’t it”. ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2000, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-top-nine-adults-only/40718/22 "2000-11-11T20:10:39Z")
ayesha, thanks for the laughes. ---
**Author:** ![Reboot42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Reboot42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reboot42)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2000, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-top-nine-adults-only/40718/23 "2000-11-11T20:25:09Z")
WOOOO HOOOO!! (Whistles, stamps feet, claps, waves noisemaker over head.) Thanks Ayesha. (Walks off chuckling, wondering where left that beer.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-top-nine-adults-only/40718.md?page=1)