# The Toronto Tunnel Speculation Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toronto-tunnel-speculation-thread/713584>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 25, 2015, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toronto-tunnel-speculation-thread/713584 "2015-02-25T15:27:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toronto-tunnel-speculation-thread/713584/21 "2015-02-26T14:53:33Z")

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A “modern” version of a panic room in the event Obama presses the red button?

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toronto-tunnel-speculation-thread/713584/22 "2015-02-26T14:56:35Z")

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> [@elbows](#):
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> Something doesn’t add up here, for me. Were there absolutely no fingerprints on anything? I find that very unlikely, don’t you?
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> And why wouldn’t they just put off revealing their find, and simply watch the place, till someone turned up to go in?
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> And how can a water hook up exist without anyone noticing? The generator was stolen from nearby. How is it, when it was reported/investigated no one noticed a very large mound of excavated dirt, quite nearby to the tunnel?
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> I too think it was uni students, just to see if they could or to make a point about the ultimate ineffectiveness of stepped up internal security legislation. At least I hope is wasn’t some abductor building a containment bunker! _Shiver_

> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> Fingerprints don’t help if they don’t lead to someone already in the system. And they did put off revealing the find. It was discovered on January 14. I believe the police only started to talk about it after the CBC ran a story on it.

And there was no mound of dirt. Whoever did this manged to take the dirt away.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toronto-tunnel-speculation-thread/713584/23 "2015-02-26T14:57:49Z")

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Do they have fraternities at that university? Perhaps someone was testing just what they can get pledges to do.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toronto-tunnel-speculation-thread/713584/24 "2015-02-26T15:09:42Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> And there was no mound of dirt. Whoever did this manged to take the dirt away.

They fill their pockets, then dump the dirt in the exercise yard.

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**Author:** ![tapu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@tapu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tapu)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toronto-tunnel-speculation-thread/713584/25 "2015-02-26T15:10:51Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> They fill their pockets, then dump the dirt in the exercise yard.

Shit, right. Don’t these people watch movies??

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toronto-tunnel-speculation-thread/713584/26 "2015-02-26T15:30:39Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> And there was no mound of dirt. Whoever did this manged to take the dirt away.

From the OP’s linked article:  
_When a Toronto and Region Conservation Authority officer spotted a large mound of soil in the area just south of Rexall’s tennis courts, alarm bells went off._

See, that’s how they discovered it… it had alarm bells.

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**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toronto-tunnel-speculation-thread/713584/27 "2015-02-26T16:04:02Z")

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Actually, they showed the mound of dirt on the tv coverage the police filmed. And it was substantial, in equal measure to the tunnel.

How would the cbc know if the cops were not releasing any info, and only they knew about it?

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toronto-tunnel-speculation-thread/713584/28 "2015-02-26T16:31:27Z")

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They are Mother Corp; they are Ubiquitous.

My vote is Eng students.

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**Author:** ![Kenm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bc79bd/32.png) [@Kenm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kenm)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toronto-tunnel-speculation-thread/713584/29 "2015-02-26T17:00:14Z")

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> [@elbows](#):
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> Actually, they showed the mound of dirt on the tv coverage the police filmed. And it was substantial, in equal measure to the tunnel.

They should have dug another hole so they could dump the tunnel dirt into it.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toronto-tunnel-speculation-thread/713584/30 "2015-02-26T17:08:16Z")

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> [@elbows](#):
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> Something doesn’t add up here, for me. Were there absolutely no fingerprints on anything? I find that very unlikely, don’t you?

Oh, they ran the prints, alright. But the matches just came up as “Raccoon #1277654”, “Raccoon #4453321”, “Raccoon #9545432”…

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toronto-tunnel-speculation-thread/713584/31 "2015-02-26T17:36:52Z")

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I think the construct is a bunker and not a tunnel

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toronto-tunnel-speculation-thread/713584/32 "2015-02-26T17:41:18Z")

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> [@elbows](#):
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> Actually, they showed the mound of dirt on the tv coverage the police filmed. And it was substantial, in equal measure to the tunnel.
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> How would the cbc know if the cops were not releasing any info, and only they knew about it?

I wasn’t aware of that. When it first broke, they were saying there was no dirt.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toronto-tunnel-speculation-thread/713584/33 "2015-02-26T19:25:47Z")

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Yeah, I remember hearing (on CBC radio or on their website) that they didn’t find dirt.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toronto-tunnel-speculation-thread/713584/34 "2015-02-26T20:43:18Z")

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At least they didn’t find squat.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toronto-tunnel-speculation-thread/713584/35 "2015-02-26T20:44:45Z")

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> [@tapu](#):
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> Arms cache

> [@kayaker](#):
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> Following amputation, limbs are treated as medical waste and incinerated. Are you suggesting hospital complicity?

And where did all the legs go?

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toronto-tunnel-speculation-thread/713584/36 "2015-02-26T21:03:53Z")

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> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> And where did all the legs go?

The truth is out there.

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**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toronto-tunnel-speculation-thread/713584/37 "2015-02-26T21:08:00Z")

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> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> And where did all the legs go?

They solved that mystery, more or less.

> **[The Province](https://theprovince.com/)**
>
> Read latest breaking news, updates, and headlines. The Province offers information on latest national and international events & more.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toronto-tunnel-speculation-thread/713584/38 "2015-02-26T21:15:00Z")

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Told Ya.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toronto-tunnel-speculation-thread/713584/39 "2015-02-26T21:27:38Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Following amputation, limbs are treated as medical waste and incinerated. Are you suggesting hospital complicity?

> [@elbows](#):
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> How would the cbc know if the cops were not releasing any info, and only they knew about it?

Right - it’s another cheapo SyFy Channel movie.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toronto-tunnel-speculation-thread/713584/40 "2015-02-27T06:13:46Z")

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By any chance, was any organization in the area advertising for [red-headed employees](http://www.eastoftheweb.com/short-stories/UBooks/RedHead.shtml)?

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