# The Totally Chaotic Game With No Rules - Play Along! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 21, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082 "2003-01-21T23:11:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/1 "2003-01-21T23:11:23Z")
_rolls the dice_ 7! Woohoo! _moves her piece to the green square and turns over a new card_ Your turn! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/2 "2003-01-21T23:14:45Z")
_flicks spinner_ “Stand on left foot and orate or forfeit banana split” I’ll use my bowrap token instead. The bank owes me $37.50 Next player! ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/3 "2003-01-21T23:26:46Z")
I play a Mountain, tap it and bring a Goblin into play with summoning sickness. The Goblin rolls a 3 and 5, pick up a chance card. Go back to Old Kent Road, do not pass go, do not collect 200 pounds. Darned. Old Kent Road is up for Auction Your go. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/4 "2003-01-21T23:30:04Z")
Okay, I’m going to flip the piece at the end of the third row and that will capture the entire diagonal. This gives me the right to a free turn, and I’ll use that to capture your dog. Next? ---
**Author:** ![mlerose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/43a26b/32.png) [@mlerose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlerose)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/5 "2003-01-21T23:33:10Z")
I’m playing the dreaded “Death and Decay” card. It eats EVERYTHING! ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/6 "2003-01-21T23:34:55Z")
(takes card from pile) “Take everyone else’s money and draw another card.” (grabs\*\* twickster47’s\*\* ,\*\* keithmac’s\*\* ,\*\* FairyChatMom’s\*\* and \*\* OpalCat’s money\*\* ) (takes card from pile) “the opponent on your left is to give you a foot massage” Cool! ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/7 "2003-01-21T23:35:16Z")
I roll a natural 23 for the save! ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/8 "2003-01-21T23:35:38Z")
Goblin to Kings Knighy 5, attacking your “Death and Decay” card whilst creating an uncovered check on Mrs Peacock in the Library with a Candlestick (oooh errr misses). ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/9 "2003-01-21T23:39:37Z")
Gin! I mean … Check! Oh, wait, I rolled a natural 7, I guess that makes me the left bauer. Um … I pass. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/10 "2003-01-21T23:40:44Z")
_urinates on the board_ ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/11 "2003-01-21T23:42:55Z")
(takes drippy boad and mashes giraffe in the head with it) (runs off to wash hands) (grabs more money on the way) ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/12 "2003-01-21T23:44:30Z")
urinates on board as well. Snap ! Cleans board off with very strong dissinfectant. Quickly plays the Jack of Diamonds hoping no one notices. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/13 "2003-01-21T23:49:13Z")
Burlington Rounds. Since there’s no double bank holiday except on alternating green line routes, it’s a valid move for this turn only. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/14 "2003-01-21T23:50:56Z")
_castles_ ---
**Author:** ![Magickly\_Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magickly\_Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magickly_Delicious)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/15 "2003-01-21T23:52:39Z")
Ahaha! I have the Old Maid! Now I get to put down the blue ‘Reverse’ card and build two hotels on Park Place. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/16 "2003-01-21T23:56:50Z")
_sprays alternate players with SuperSoaker_ _Draws to an inside straight_ “I spy with my little eye something mauve. Punch Buggy no punchbacks!” ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/17 "2003-01-21T23:57:09Z")
HEY HEY HEY! Not so fast, **Magickly**! I’m playing my “Super Deep Freeze” card and spinning for the Deluxe Bonus! Yay! I got two extra Speed Pills for the bonus round! ---
**Author:** ![RadioWave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/91b2a8/32.png) [@RadioWave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RadioWave)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/18 "2003-01-21T23:58:50Z")
Dammit. **Magickly Delicious** just SUNK MY BATTLESHIP! I’ll go ahead and place an ‘X’ in the center triangle. ---
**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/19 "2003-01-22T00:01:22Z")
And I’ll put a Y on top of your X thus trumping it. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/20 "2003-01-22T00:04:09Z")
place down POL GLOT arround the Y, that’s let me see 72 points I think. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082.md?page=2)