# The Totally Chaotic Game With No Rules - Play Along! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 21, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082 "2003-01-21T23:11:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/181 "2003-01-25T00:59:58Z")
Jumps to king, and slaps his pawn back on the board so he can move to Broadway and place a hotel on Main Street, all the while declaring **Hamadryad** did it in the _Bar Room_ with the pistol, leaving **Swiddles** alone in the car with **Jessica2** while **Chique** rolls a “4” to establish a point, putting 2:1 odds on **thinksnow** ’ **s** , **lno** ’ **s** , **Gingy** ’ **s** , and **Ender24** ’ **s** saving throw against **lurkernomore** ’ **s** attack on the Sahara with 4 armies, which totally flies in the face of **malkavia** ’ **s** move to Free Parking to collect the $1875 left in the “House Rules” money pit while keeping **vix** in check. Trust me, I know how these things work. And to think that **Nacho4Sara** wanted to take Eastern US. Tripler A vanity search’s worst nightmare. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/182 "2003-01-25T02:04:13Z")
\ Sorry, man. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/183 "2003-01-25T02:13:15Z")
**uses FairyChatPowers[sup]TM[/sup] to dissolve streamers and levitate out of Jello pit, slips into locker room and changes into swimsuit, submerges neck deep in conveniently located hot tub** I call a Time Out for me… ---
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/184 "2003-01-25T02:17:06Z")
_rolls an eighty-seven on an eleventy-billion sided die_ Hm…I choose to forgo my pulling a block from the tower. _uses the Star of Power card to get a Free Roll_ _rolls an eleventy-billion_ Whoo! I found Carmen Sandiego! Dare! ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/185 "2003-01-25T02:19:35Z")
\ \ 37! \ ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/186 "2003-01-25T04:41:27Z")
[kirk] The name of the game is Fizzbin… [/kirk] ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/187 "2003-01-25T04:46:47Z")
I want to see the rule book. ---
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/188 "2003-01-25T06:04:55Z")
\ Rule book? We don’ need no steenkeen’ rule book! \ ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/189 "2003-01-25T06:24:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by twickster47 \* > \ ***As part of her very special rendition of the Macarena, winds superstrength streamers around Monstre who is so entranced by my dancing that I am able to completely immobilize him/her. Attaches keithmac and Monstre on either side of the the web** - with a burst of Monstre Strength[sup]TM[/sup], breaks free of streamer bonds \* him/her??? - puffs out Monstrely chest in very manly way \* - yodels, Tarzan style \* - spins the bottle \* - wonders who it will point to when it stops… \* ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/190 "2003-01-25T06:28:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TheOnlySaneOne \* > \*\*\ > > Rule book? We don’ need no steenkeen’ rule book! > > \ \*\* Well, then there’s no rule against me asking for it … ---
**Author:** ![Gopher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gopher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gopher)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/191 "2003-01-25T07:26:18Z")
Oh great Ouija board, what do you say? M-Y-F-I-S-T-I-S-T-H-E-R-U-L-E Uh oh. **Pucky** , you better watch out. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/192 "2003-01-25T13:40:03Z")
\*senses waning power of superstrength streamers, joins **FairyChatMom** in the hot tub for a little middle-aged-women bonding chat – and coalition building… ---
**Author:** ![sciguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@sciguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciguy)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/193 "2003-01-25T18:40:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by drewbert \* > \*\*[kirk] > The name of the game is Fizzbin… > [/kirk] \*\* Hmm, what was that spell again? Oh yes **F** I **R** E **B** A **L** L\*\*!!\*\* \ Drat! Anybody got a pile of chicken feathers or a hoopak? ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/194 "2003-01-25T20:31:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gopher \* > \*\*Oh great Ouija board, what do you say? > > M-Y-F-I-S-T-I-S-T-H-E-R-U-L-E > > Uh oh. **Pucky** , you better watch out. \*\* I guess I was asking for it. (Examines Gopher’s Quija board.) Hmmm. A close examination of the dimples here reveals only one possible conclusion: **I won Florida.** ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/195 "2003-01-25T22:15:28Z")
TIG TAG TAG TOG! ---
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/196 "2003-01-25T22:22:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BuckleberryFerry \* > \*\*TIG TAG TAG TOG! \*\* You fool! You can’t TIG on a TOG! ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/197 "2003-01-25T22:27:39Z")
Can too! You can’t, however, double tig a tag! ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/198 "2003-01-25T23:03:07Z")
\ All right! I got 1200 belief points! ---
**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/199 "2003-01-25T23:09:35Z")
As a non-interrupt fast effect I’ll drop my copy of Law School Basics and pick up a 246-defense Serpentskin Armor. ---
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/200 "2003-01-26T01:09:03Z")
_successfully managed to form the Laser-Laser-Bobazer-Banannafannafofazer-Mazer_ Yes! _rolls an str + dex check_ Aww…the gun is too heavy for me to pick up. But this means that I get to spin the wheel! _spins_ Whoo! I’ve stumbled into the Perimeter of Wisdom! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082.md?page=11)