# The Totally Chaotic Game With No Rules - Play Along! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 21, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082 "2003-01-21T23:11:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mirror_Image_egamI_rorriM)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/201 "2003-01-26T03:31:25Z")
_goes into previously mentioned locker room, washes Jell-O out of hair. dries hair with a towel_ A-ha! A new weapon! _snaps at random people with wet towel_ ---
**Author:** ![aaaaaarrgg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@aaaaaarrgg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aaaaaarrgg)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/202 "2003-01-26T04:37:21Z")
ouch! licks finger, finds direction wind is blowing (south-south-west), and… TAG! ---
**Author:** ![lilbtagna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4491bb/32.png) [@lilbtagna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lilbtagna)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/203 "2003-01-26T05:29:03Z")
You can’t double-teg a tog, and if you tag him, you have to jump around like a kangaroo. ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/204 "2003-01-26T12:44:56Z")
Well, if he’s going to tig you back, you have to drop to your knees and take your trousers down! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/205 "2003-01-26T14:18:54Z")
_Wins the immunity idol because of her extensive knowledge of 4-letter words ending in “u”_ _Luxuriating in the hot tub, snaps her fingers…_ “Hey cabana boy! **Monstre**! Bring me a big Diet Dr Pepper and some chocolate truffles!” _Brandishes the wand of power_ “And then do the chicken dance!” (“Make _me_ do the macarena, will you? mumble mumble.”) ---
**Author:** ![kanicbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f8ce5/32.png) [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/206 "2003-01-26T14:48:05Z")
I get 1/2 a point. ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/207 "2003-01-26T20:01:16Z")
1. Hello opalcat. OMG THAT’S 40000000000000000000000 points!!! YES!!! I win. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/208 "2003-01-26T20:42:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MachineHead \* > \*\*3. Hello opalcat. > > OMG THAT’S 40000000000000000000000 points!!! YES!!! > I win. \*\* Sorry, but due to extreme overuse, that is now worth: -14,309,866 points. You are now 13,981,284 points behind… - puts down score pad \* - snarfs chocolate truffles \* - with a surge of will, takes a running leap \* - does a Monstre-Sized[sup]TM[/sup] cannonball into the hot tub \* - begins the chicken dance \* DA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA! ---
**Author:** ![The\_MacDairmuid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_MacDairmuid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_MacDairmuid)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/209 "2003-01-27T06:19:07Z")
Challenges **twickster’s** knowledge of four letter words ending with “u”. Play is held for review. Please demonstrate, twickster. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/210 "2003-01-27T15:10:00Z")
_sighs, rolls eyes_ Babu, beau, chou, ecru, frau, fugu, guru, juju, kudu, lieu, luau, lulu, menu, prau, raku, tabu, thou, tofu. tolu, tutu, unau, zebu Proper nouns: Ainu, Alou, Attu, Esau, Jehu, Jesu, Maru, Namu, Oahu, Peru, Ragu, Sabu, Sulu, Urdu, Yalu, Zasu, Zulu Foreign words: Blau, bleu, peau, veau, Acronyms: ACLU, WCTU Hyphenated words: Non-U Two-word phrases: Et tu Variant spellings: emeu, iglu, thru **The MacDairmud** – see my profile (or the “what I do for a living” thread) for why that challenge was a really, really bad idea. Your penalty for an unsuccessful challenge is … um… To strip down, cover yourself in chocolate and Rice Krispies, and run the gauntlet of maraschino cherries and whipped cream. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/211 "2003-01-27T16:39:48Z")
**keithmac** cast’s Polymorph Self. I am now **Bippy the Beardless** (thanks **Tuba** ) _Rolls d100 + d100i_ 32 + 24i, I move the Vorlon Heavy Cruiser from St Petersberg to the imaginary plane. _Draws Card, and plays Vogon Constructor Fleet_ I place the constructor fleet over **twickster47** ’s head. “Don’t try any quick moves with those streamers of yours or you’ll be sorry” ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/212 "2003-01-28T00:00:41Z")
\*Twickster, who’s been kind of enjoying tying up **keithmac** , finds the idea of tying up **Bippy the Beardless** a little kinky – and not in a good way \*places the tiara of ten thousand talents on her head \*quells **Monstre** with a look – he ceases thrashing about and awaits further orders \*plays “stone” to **BuckleberryFerry** ’s “scissors,” sending **BuckleberryFerry** down the longest, twistiest chute to the 43rd sub-basement \*takes the ladder up to the top level, kicking out rungs below her as she climbs \*Does the dance of joy ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/213 "2003-01-28T02:32:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*Tripler \*\* > Tripler > A vanity search’s worst nightmare. Guilty. I was looking at my girlfirend like, “Did you post without checking to see who was logged in?” ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/214 "2003-01-28T03:53:10Z")
- shakes head and looks around \* - wondering what has momentarily soothed the savage Monstre \* - sees **twickster** kicking out the rungs \* - springs into the air, reaching for the top level, claws grasping for the platform \* - misses \* - catches hold of something on the way down :::RIIIPPPPPP::: \* Wha…? - quickly tucks **twickter** ’s torn bikini bottoms behind back \* - whistles innocently \* So, is it my turn yet? Where are the dice? ---
**Author:** ![The\_MacDairmuid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_MacDairmuid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_MacDairmuid)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/215 "2003-01-28T05:35:24Z")
I stand in awe, **twickster**. I also stand covered in chocolate and rice krispies, and some maraschino cherries and whipped cream. I think i’m going to duck out for a quick shower now. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/216 "2003-01-28T13:13:25Z")
\*standing on the platform of victory, graciously accepting the huzzahs of the crowd below, feels a rather peculiar breeze “Yo **Mirror Image egamI rorriM**! Throw me one of those towels!” \*wraps the towel around her waist and returns to graciously accepting the huzzahs of the crowd below “yeah, yeah, huzzahs, fine, I totally win this game and this is it? **Monstre** , bring around the classic convertible of your choice.” \*hang-glides off the platform of victory, landing next to the convertible, climbs on the back of the back seat in classic beauty queen position “Won’t you fine competitors all join me in the victory lap?” \ ***Bippy** and **The MacDairmuid** scramble hurriedly into the car before the **twickster** has a chance to change her notoriously capricious mind \ ***Monstre** pulls out smoothly and **twickster** begins doing the “unscrewing a lightbulb” wave \*smacks **Bippy** and **The MacDairmuid** when they also start waving to the cheering throngs “This is **my** victory lap, you fools!” ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/217 "2003-01-28T14:13:13Z")
Hahahahahhahahhahahahaha! I drew a Sorry! [Eunice voice] **Sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-reeeeeeeee!!!** [/Eunice voice] The person closest to my home has to go back to Start now! I live in Cincinnati. Who’s closest to me?? ---
**Author:** ![Dave3L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ba9def/32.png) [@Dave3L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dave3L)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/218 "2003-01-28T14:48:23Z")
Since I have played Patton and the 3rd Army in the Akron space, his zone of control extends to Cincinnati. Therefore, I become King of the game for 1 turn. I hereby decree all Jello Pits shall be drained and refilled with… CHOCOLATE PUDDING!!! That is all. (Slinks back to the Green Room, discards Patton and the 3rd Army, draws 2 tiles to fill his hand to 7, looks at the tiles Kaiser Bill and “z”) How can I play this? ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/219 "2003-01-30T03:12:48Z")
Let’s play twenty questions. It’s a Thing. Okay. Go. No. No. Yes. No. No. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. No. Yeah. Yep. No. Yeah. No. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/220 "2003-01-30T03:38:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by twickster47 \* > > - **Monstre** pulls out smoothly… Must…! …not…! ::: struggling to contain… ::: …comment…! 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082.md?page=12)