# The Totally Chaotic Game With No Rules - Play Along! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 21, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082 "2003-01-21T23:11:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Harald\_Bluetooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/9fc29f/32.png) [@Harald\_Bluetooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harald_Bluetooth)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/221 "2003-01-30T04:47:02Z")
Late in tourney, final two tables, five players on each, playing hand-for-hand. When one player goes out the tables collapse into one. The player to my right has 10,000, 3,000 less than me. He is Small Blind, I’m Big Blind for the next hand. All fold to SB, who raises to 4,000. I look down and see AK offsuit, big slick. I figure to have the better of it and re-raise, so I’m now in for 6,000. Surprise, he caps it at 8,000 and I call. The flop comes out K, J, J three suits. He checks. I bet 2,000, putting him all in. I flip over my top-pair-top-kicker, and he shows AA. Turn and river are blank, blank, and he takes the pot. My final 3,000 lasts a few more hands, but I’m out in tenth place. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/222 "2003-01-30T14:22:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*Must…! …not…! > > ::: struggling to contain… ::: > > …comment…!\*\* _blushes, giggles_ “Oh, you!” _taps **Monstre** playfully on the arm with her fan_ ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/223 "2003-01-30T16:44:13Z")
_Bippy does the victory lap dance_ ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/224 "2003-01-30T17:12:52Z")
_ **Twickster** tucks a dollar bill in **Bippy** ’s g-string_ ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/225 "2003-01-30T18:19:25Z")
**Mr. Mikatonic** taps everybody with the babysitter flag. “Now you must obey!” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/226 "2003-01-30T18:31:46Z")
_Ooopppsie one of my pasties fell off_ " I was saving that for lunch, oh well it can still be saved" _brushes off the dust and takes a bight from the pasty_ “You can’t beat a good ol’ Cornish pasty, is what I say” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/227 "2003-01-30T21:12:42Z")
I trump your Cornish pasty with my red croquet ball. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/228 "2003-01-31T16:32:21Z")
“Wait, we havn’t tried **Dave3L** ’s Chocolate Pudding!” _ **Bippy** and **Monstre** grab **twickster47** and throw her into the pudding._ _they then jump into the pudding themselves_ “Last one in is a sissy!” all three shout. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/229 "2003-01-31T18:17:06Z")
_ **twickster** grabs a can of whipped cream and does what needs to be done_ ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/230 "2003-01-31T21:10:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > **Guilty.** HAH! I knew I’d get somebody! 😃 **Tripler** swings and smacks a ground rule double to center **UncleBill** who snaps it to **brachyrhynchos** for a quick lateral pass to **OpalCat** , forcing **Eutychus** to the pit for a tire change and fuel. Meanwhile, with **Poysyn** setting the serve for **Simetra** ’ **s** spike, outfielder **clayton\_e** tosses the puck to **yosemitebabe** for a slapshot on the wicket, signalling **Lsura** to castle behind a row of pawns, making **GingerOfTheNorth** pull out her artillery for the Audio Daily Double. However, not intent on letting **TruePisces** buying a vowel, **Biggirl** rolls a saving throw against **Klaatu** ’ **s** attempt to sell 14 oil units to the economy, denying him the money to buy Baltic Ave for **jarbabyj** and **Bad News Baboon** ’ **'s** place bet on “No Whammies”. All the while, **vivalostwages** notices **SuaSponte** ’ **s** apparent interest in attacking **Libertarian** ’ **s** bomber base in hopes of diverting nuclear **MEBuckner** forces from the penalty box . :dubious: And you people continue to doubt me about these things. . . Tripler :: fishes with a simple pole in the stream :: ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/231 "2003-01-31T21:27:40Z")
“OK all you vanity searchers, come here into the Choclate Pudding with you all” _Throwing a handfull of chocolte splodge at **Tripler** _ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082.md?page=11)