# The Totally Chaotic Game With No Rules - Play Along! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 21, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082 "2003-01-21T23:11:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/21 "2003-01-22T00:05:57Z")
_slaps everyone in a masochistic manner, like her sister does while playing Slapjack_ ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/22 "2003-01-22T00:06:37Z")
_urinates on board again_ ---
**Author:** ![Soup\_du\_jour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Soup\_du\_jour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup_du_jour)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/23 "2003-01-22T00:08:02Z")
My army in Venice is putting your ‘Y’ in check, thus allowing me to draw another card! _looks at card_ “Take that!” _smashes a four of clubs down_ “Ha! They’re trump! I have a color group now! Buahahaha! What’cha gonna do?” ---
**Author:** ![THespos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@THespos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THespos)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/24 "2003-01-22T00:09:52Z")
_Plays card_ **’punha** - Draw Four! _Punches **Bad News Baboon** in the arm_ Slug Bug blue! No backsies! Zoom! Schwartz! Figliano! Lieberman! **Giraffe** - You chimed in late. Drink. The ten of cups! A perfect Sabacc! **Magickly Delicious** - you lose. And you owe me a Corellian YT-1300 light transport. _Rolls dice_ That’s 6 sixes. Beat that, **Opal**! **Jack Batty** Save vs. poison or die where you stand! _Spins spinner_ **FairyChatMom** Your day of reckoning is here. Sell all your children now. Uno! Jumanji! Mexican! You sank my battleship! Blackjack! Your turn… ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/25 "2003-01-22T00:12:38Z")
**Giraffe** sizzles and black smoke rises from his/her ears. Ah-ha you didn’t notice me plug the board into the mains when I played the Jack of Diamonds. Switches the power off and cleans the board with extra-extra strong dissinfectant. Plugs the board back in. Does slapping people in a masiochistic manner mean that **Flamsterette\_X** tried to slap me but missed and slapped herself ? Touches **Opal** you’re it. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/26 "2003-01-22T00:14:11Z")
_urinates on **keithmac** _ ---
**Author:** ![Soup\_du\_jour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Soup\_du\_jour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup_du_jour)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/27 "2003-01-22T00:14:45Z")
Ha! You just ran into a Vortex Spot! You have to spin around until you fall down! ---
**Author:** ![Magickly\_Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magickly\_Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magickly_Delicious)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/28 "2003-01-22T00:16:31Z")
I can spell “piecemeal” with my nine tiles. Double letter bonus, yeah! _gives **Giraffe** a box of Depends_ ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/29 "2003-01-22T00:18:16Z")
From the shower calls out “I spy with my little eye something beginning with P” ---
**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/30 "2003-01-22T00:20:19Z")
GO FISH!!! Coooool…I got a 10. Now I can put my left foot on the red circle, collect $50,000 from all the players, annnnd roll the dice. _rolls dice_ Doubles! Now I get all the money in free parking! Ooooooh, and I rolled a “6” and you know what that means… ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/31 "2003-01-22T00:24:09Z")
A “6”?!?!? Dammit. _Strips down to socks and shin guards_ Who has the orange whistle?? ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/32 "2003-01-22T00:27:07Z")
Passes the orange whistle to **FairyChatMom** “Watch out it’s still a bit wet inside” Moves the Goblin which has finally dried out a bit, to Broadway. Your turn ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/33 "2003-01-22T00:33:14Z")
Dang it! Glottis fell overboard again. AltF4 brings up Lupe with the Ace of Tourniquets and a seltzer bottle. Scotch and soda all around. Chowchilla Charlie sneaks off to shim up the roullete table. The cat race track catches fire. Glottis builds 4 hotels. Upside down. Underwater. Es enorme! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/34 "2003-01-22T00:34:36Z")
_takes deep breath, blows whistle 17 times, dons cape and fedora_ “I claim this for me and my children. Woe to him who steals my teeth!” _sets timer_ Ready, go! ---
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/35 "2003-01-22T00:42:57Z")
_Pushes the ‘Pop-O-Matic’ bubble_ Seven. Okay, I think it’s Colonel Mustard… In the Hyperbaric Chamber… With the harpoon! No? F#@K! Go fish ---
**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/36 "2003-01-22T00:43:51Z")
Is it my turn again? Damn! I hate this part. - Puts on heavy-duty glove and reaches into burlap sack filled with nine angry hamsters\* Whose idea was it to hide a Golden Ticket in this bag anyway? Ah-ha!! I got it!! 1000 points to meeee! ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/37 "2003-01-22T00:46:37Z")
I put my right foot in, I put my right foot out, I put my right foot in, And I shake it all about… AND I WIN THE TURN! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/38 "2003-01-22T00:49:23Z")
\*steals **FCM** ’s teeth \*tosses them to **Giraffe** , who needs both hands to catch them \*winds streamers around **keithmac** , ending with a pinwheel tucked in his collar \*uses **THespos** to break open the pinata, and, after grabbing the Twizzlers, _dons cloak of invisibility and sits in middle of the table_ ---
**Author:** ![RadioWave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/91b2a8/32.png) [@RadioWave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RadioWave)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/39 "2003-01-22T00:49:50Z")
**Yahtzee!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/40 "2003-01-22T00:56:09Z")
“Where have the dice gone?” whilst waiting I build castles on Broadway, Boardwalk and Mayfair. “Ha land on that you suckers!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082.md?page=3)