# The Totally Chaotic Game With No Rules - Play Along! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 21, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082 "2003-01-21T23:11:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![THespos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@THespos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THespos)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/41 "2003-01-22T01:04:45Z")
_bounces quarter on table_ \It’s in the hole!\ **twickster47** drink! _Catches dodgeball_ Now you’re all in big, BIG trouble… ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/42 "2003-01-22T01:07:55Z")
_Quicly hides behind couch_ ---
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/43 "2003-01-22T01:16:51Z")
_Turns crank_ Okay, here goes. Everybody sing: _“Just turn the crank that snaps the plank that boots the marble right down the chute now watch it roll and hit the pole and knock the ball in the rub a dub tub which hits the man into the pan the trap is set here comes the net!”_ Crap!! That little diving guy _never_ hits the tub! ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/44 "2003-01-22T01:19:02Z")
I’m not playing unless we switch to Australian Rules. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/45 "2003-01-22T01:19:04Z")
_jumps a checker over **keithmac** ’s castles_ Ha! Take that! _gathers up the castles and puts them in Jail, then draws two cards_ And that! I’ve got a Canasta of Serra Angels and a full house of Dark Magicians and Pikachus. _lays out cards on table_ ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/46 "2003-01-22T01:20:49Z")
:::makes the symbol for “three syllables”::: ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/47 "2003-01-22T01:22:08Z")
Simon Says put your left hand in the left pocket of the person behind you. Fall back and pass - it’s a 7-10 split!! Free spin for jugglers!! ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/48 "2003-01-22T01:25:11Z")
“ **twickster47** , can I take these streamers off now, they are starting to look silly” Two words, commonly found on SDMB. Draws a picture of Opal on top of a Mountain. “Any guesses, huh?” ---
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/49 "2003-01-22T01:29:33Z")
“Opal top of Old Smokey”? ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/50 "2003-01-22T01:29:59Z")
I WIN! ---
**Author:** ![ThreeLeggedBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ThreeLeggedBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThreeLeggedBob)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/51 "2003-01-22T01:35:35Z")
The referee throws down a flag. All other players are removed to Bismarck, ND to explain themselves to the red queen. (Many heads will be removed, but it doesn’t hurt, really.) I lift the third pickle, revealing a golden ticket. Four moops. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/52 "2003-01-22T01:36:27Z")
Not so fast **BuckleberryFerry** , **FairyChatMom** ’s timer hasn’t finnished yet! I have jhust enough time to play Get Out of Jail Free. I palce all three castles on **BuckleberryFerry** ’s Home Planet. Now all your bases are belongs to me ! Not “Opal top of Old Smokey”, it’s only two words, here is another picture clue. Shows picture of Opal smoking from a hookha. Next Guess? ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/53 "2003-01-22T01:39:06Z")
1. Dunno. 2. Still dunno. 3. Hi Opal! ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/54 "2003-01-22T01:41:59Z")
Darn **BuckleberryFerry** you got it. OK where are you going to move my Castles to? Or are you going to take my Goblin? ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/55 "2003-01-22T01:42:38Z")
::: plays the OPPOSITE card on **Buckleberry Ferry** ::: I’ll raise everybody 50 tokens… ---
**Author:** ![Glassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ea666f/32.png) [@Glassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glassy)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/56 "2003-01-22T01:54:26Z")
Can I play? ::throws in 50 tokens:: Okay. I’m going to attack Kamchatka. ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/57 "2003-01-22T01:55:11Z")
_draws map of the Shire_ I’ve decided that I now own Bag End AND Buckland… ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/58 "2003-01-22T01:56:27Z")
_draws_ You win second prize in a beauty contest . . . But it’s not really a beauty contest, but a sleazy porn recuiter . . . Take off all your clothes and collect $10. ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/59 "2003-01-22T01:58:57Z")
What the hey, I could use some cash. _rest of players scream and leave_ NOW do I win? ---
**Author:** ![Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mirror_Image_egamI_rorriM)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/60 "2003-01-22T02:00:04Z")
My brother has a game he calls TEGWAR. That’s short for “The Exciting Game Without Any Rules,” which is obviously what we’re playing. Anyway, I rolled an 8, which obviously allows me to wear the toboggan hat. And everyone else who’s playing has to bake some sort of dessert for the toboggan hat wearer. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082.md?page=4)