# The Totally Chaotic Game With No Rules - Play Along! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 21, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082 "2003-01-21T23:11:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/61 "2003-01-22T02:03:02Z")
Kamchatka is only defended by longbow men. _Rolls Dice_ 4 +2 for longbow =6 That doesn’t even equal you heavy artillary. Kamchatka falls to **Glassy** ’s heavy artillary. I move the Kamchatka Ruler to Siberia. I quickly move my Goblin to Vladivostoc, that should stop you getting any further foot hold in Eastern Russia. ---
**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/62 "2003-01-22T02:06:52Z")
#pray Wait… this is _neutral?_ ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/63 "2003-01-22T02:07:42Z")
(emerges from bathroom) Hey guys, c’mere an’ look at this! I made a bridge! ---
**Author:** ![headchecked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/258eb7/32.png) [@headchecked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/headchecked)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/64 "2003-01-22T02:11:45Z")
Yes, but I pinned my tail closest to the donkey’s so I advance to the head of the class. Everybody else if playing for second place now. ---
**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/65 "2003-01-22T02:14:38Z")
[begin obscure game references] I like my hand… a Cosmic Zap, Thumb of God, Karama, and a Jackelope Stampede. [/end] ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/66 "2003-01-22T02:16:32Z")
I got full Sabacc!!! ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/67 "2003-01-22T02:23:32Z")
Ha, telling us the contents of your hand will prove to be a lethal misstake. Plays a black lotus, sacrifice it for three black manna, Play three Dark ritual and tap them all plus the forrest to play … King of Spades I’d like to see your Jackelope’s get past that one! And are you claiming an Imperial or a New Republic Sabacc? ---
**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/68 "2003-01-22T02:27:05Z")
was that my out loud voice? Oops… ---
**Author:** ![headchecked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/258eb7/32.png) [@headchecked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/headchecked)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/69 "2003-01-22T02:29:11Z")
Lays out a scrabble word and recieves fifty extra points. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/70 "2003-01-22T02:39:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by keithmac \* > **Does slapping people in a masiochistic manner mean that Flamsterette\_X tried to slap me but missed and slapped herself ?** No, it means that I slapped people around in a masochistic manner… you know, I slapped them really, really hard! 😃 With that… you have to say “Hello, how are you? I’m fine… except for the fact that my grandma’s cat fell out of the tree and was instantly set upon by a pack of ramapaging hounds…” in Chinese before you can advance to the swirly square in the centre of the board. (don’t look at me, I don’t know how to say it… but it’s all right… I claim immunity in the name of Hamsterettes with Weird Font Issues :D) F\_X ---
**Author:** ![THespos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@THespos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THespos)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/71 "2003-01-22T02:46:27Z")
_Presses the “B” button to execute a spin move_ Touchdown!!! _Covers eyes_ Marco?!?!?! ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/72 "2003-01-22T02:55:50Z")
My turn again. I’m going to draw 6 more cards from the Bowl of Cards. Cool! I got a Prize Card! Wait a minute…Tuna?! Tuna is worth nothing! (Sorry, I’m watching Invader ZIM.) ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/73 "2003-01-22T03:04:28Z")
::: grabs Bowl of Cards and throws it through the basket ::: Woo-hoo! 5 points for me! ::: Picks up hockey stick and prepares to play defense ::: ---
**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/74 "2003-01-22T03:20:42Z")
_holds cards close to face_ _peers over cards at other players_ Hmm…umm…I bid 5! No wait, I bid my pet cockatiel! No, my boxer shorts and a half-full bottle of Smirnoff Vodka! Ah, screw it, I pass. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/75 "2003-01-22T03:45:54Z")
…finishes placing the plastic figurines, “and this is Randle El going in motion.” Picks up the switch on the cord and starts the vibrating board… ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/76 "2003-01-22T03:46:56Z")
:spins around and takes her hands from her eyes" RED LIGHT!! HA!!! THespos moved! THespos to the back of the room, and I get to move to the orange square and draw a new card! ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/77 "2003-01-22T03:51:55Z")
Anybody got any 27’s?? No? Well then Uno! ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/78 "2003-01-22T03:59:01Z")
_takes “Words Ending with GRY” for 200 and discards a Jack_ ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/79 "2003-01-22T04:28:25Z")
::: picks up the Jack and buys a vowel ::: ---
**Author:** ![XJETGIRLX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9fc29f/32.png) [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/80 "2003-01-22T04:30:23Z")
::Makes her accusation:: It was **Monstre** in the **Ballroom** with the **Revolver** ::checks out the case file:: Aha! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082.md?page=5)