# The Totally Chaotic Game With No Rules - Play Along! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 21, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082 "2003-01-21T23:11:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Banger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@Banger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banger)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/81 "2003-01-22T04:34:20Z")
_presses pop-o-matic bubble and gets a #_ _picks up the third card from the bottom of the pile and reads it_ _checks the lore guide_ _stands up_ _runs head first into the wall_ ---
**Author:** ![Phelan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Phelan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phelan)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/82 "2003-01-22T04:37:17Z")
Trades in cards for 10 armies. Lays down the left bower. Yikes… FUMBLE!!! ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/83 "2003-01-22T05:23:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by XJETGIRLX \* > ::Makes her accusation:: > It was **Monstre** in the **Ballroom** with the **Revolver** > ::checks out the case file:: > Aha! Drat! I guess I have to pay the penalty. ::: picks up penalty card and reads it ::: ::: following instructions, takes off shirt ::: ::: gets into the jello-wrestling pit ::: ::: waits for next opponent ::: ---
**Author:** ![Fugazi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f08c70/32.png) [@Fugazi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fugazi)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/84 "2003-01-22T05:41:16Z")
(This reminds me of Calvinball) I have the right bower and a full house. Since this is still Tuesday, that’s a full Fizban. Everyone has to remove their left shoe and drink a shot. * * * |… | |… \*\* _O_ \*\* |… \*\* | \*\* | | \_\_ _I __T__ E_ \_\_ _E_ Your turn ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/85 "2003-01-22T06:20:10Z")
::steals **Monstre** ’s jack, shakes up the letter dice, and boggles at the 19 words they make:: Ha! I have the hammer! ::sweeps the table clear and curls a rock down the table to the four-foot, guarded by those castles:: ---
**Author:** ![teleute12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@teleute12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teleute12)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/86 "2003-01-22T06:49:40Z")
Mother, may I take 3 cards? _Yes, you may._ Okay, so I own Market Street now, everyone who’s landed there owes me $20. _puts left foot on blue and takes off shirt_ I get to roll again! Whee! Knight to G-4, and king me! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/87 "2003-01-22T11:14:09Z")
Simon says “Bingo!” So when the music stops, you pass three right. No take-backs. I call the surfboard!! Everyone touching furniture owes me a praline!! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/88 "2003-01-22T12:21:35Z")
\*knocks over 3 of the pins \*adds another layer of streamers to **keithmac** , who seems to have gotten free I’m playing the Black Hole card – clear the board! ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/89 "2003-01-22T12:24:30Z")
_Kitty runs in and trips everyone in the room_ _TIG!!_ _Kitty runs out_ ---
**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/90 "2003-01-22T12:28:15Z")
_slaps the black jack_ _puts it into his pile_ Okay, everyone. Tops off. ---
**Author:** ![THespos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@THespos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THespos)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/91 "2003-01-22T13:53:42Z")
I’d like to solve the puzzle. Is it “The third word ending in -gry?” Let’s go shopping… I’ll take the Sea Ray jet boat for $5,159… I’ll take the his and hers mountain bikes for $600…and throw in the ceramic panda bear for $49. Yes, I’d like a gift certificate for the remaining $17. ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/92 "2003-01-22T14:11:17Z")
Falta Envido Truco! ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/93 "2003-01-22T14:15:58Z")
**Doubles Down and tries to extract the funny bone.** ---
**Author:** ![Ulterior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/85f322/32.png) [@Ulterior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulterior)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/94 "2003-01-22T14:16:41Z")
The Imperial Japanese Navy comes out of nowhere to assault **keithmac** ’s Far Eastern stronghold, with two Fighters, three Transports landing four Infantry and an Armor, a Battleship to bombard, and a whole mess of Huntresses led by a Demon Hunter. The Goblin is quickly dispatched. The Demon Hunter challenges whatever puny little “leader” **keithmac** has to a duel. “Sir, I say Sir, I challenge you to a duel!” _pregnant pause_ “OK… uh… Sir, I say Sir, I take it by your silence that you accept.” _Demon Hunter focuses_ "OK… uh… One, two, three… SCISSORS!" _Demon Hunter realizes that **keithmac** ’s commander is a giant Two of Spades and thus has no fingers_ “Fine, fuck it.” _zap_ _slice_ And the battle is won! I place my trebuchets in Japan–those things just don’t build fast enough–and it’s somebody else’s turn. ---
**Author:** ![TelcontarStorm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ab097/32.png) [@TelcontarStorm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TelcontarStorm)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/95 "2003-01-22T15:52:26Z")
I’ll use 3rd level Obfuscate. Whilst I move about the room unsuspected I will pull up three cards, place them in varous hands, and roll my Dexterity+Dodge to avoid being hit by any on coming pies from **Ulterior** ’s trebuchet. Grabs nearest victim to refill blood pool. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/96 "2003-01-22T16:11:40Z")
_wriggling free of the second level of streamers_ “Trebuchet in Japan, huh. if only I can get hold of the Queen of Swords, or a Bounty Hunter, I’ll be able to play a Togakure Ninja sabotage on the trebuchet!” Are Bounty Hunters wild in Sabacc? Anyway, I move a Vorlon Battle Cruiser from Moscow to St Petersberg. **Flamsterette\_X** No,no,no that would be slapping in a sadistic manner, masochistic’s hurt them selves. Now you have to pay a penalty! _Hands a Hazelnut Praline to **FariyChatMom** _ ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/97 "2003-01-22T16:20:24Z")
I play **New Rule** : Play 3. I play **Goal** : Death by Chocolate (If a player has Death and Chocolate, they win). I play **Move** : Back 4. I CFJ on the following statement: “ **Ulterior** commited the Crime of Misrepresentation in eir message on 22-Jan-2003 14:16 UTC.” Argument: E claimed eir play was “Scissors,” when according to R591/5 (Power=1) that play is “Giant Two of Spades.” Evidence: Ulterior’s message. Evidence: Rule 591 as amended. I build (at planet **Klah** ) and deploy four _Magellan_ (3/3) Scouts. I build (at planet **Yavin** ) 5 _Stone_ (4/4) Satellites. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/98 "2003-01-22T16:35:01Z")
**Mornington Crescent** Game over. Run along now. ---
**Author:** ![Parrothead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/59ef9b/32.png) [@Parrothead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Parrothead)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/99 "2003-01-22T16:43:13Z")
I play my “Go - Safety” card to get moving again. I play the “Flat Tire” to stop your progress. Then, because I rolled a 4.56, I get to land on blue. You must draw four cards, HA! Wait! I didn’t say “Simpon Says”! You must now draw **eight** cards! I’m winning! I’m winning! ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/100 "2003-01-22T16:56:34Z")
I play “Spare Tire – drink less beer.” I play “Speed Limit: 3.0 \* 10^8 m/s” I play two cards (face down), and announce “Two threes.” I roll to save vs. caffeine withdrawal. I offer to trade Sun, Linux, and any one connectivity provider for two of the green or dark blue web sites. I pick up the modeling clay and start sculpting. I bet $10 on high, $10 on odd, and $10 on yellow. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082.md?page=6)