# The Totally Chaotic Game With No Rules - Play Along! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 21, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082 "2003-01-21T23:11:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/101 "2003-01-22T17:13:42Z")
OK, the music is on again. When it stops, you must form a diorama of an ancient Greek historical moment. Last one moving forfeits all cash and parting gifts. Players on ladders get a free spin. No savesies! ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/102 "2003-01-22T17:42:28Z")
[SNL/Sean Connery]I’ll take “The Penis Mightier” for 500.[/SNL/Sean Connery] Oh, 500’s taken. “Potent Potables” for Pi, then Alex, and make it snappy! ---
**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/103 "2003-01-22T18:06:48Z")
The answer is, _It tastes like crap!_ ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/104 "2003-01-22T18:15:18Z")
That’s it! (pulls in hose from outside) Turns on hose full blast. Soaks everyone, especially the urinators. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/105 "2003-01-22T18:37:18Z")
_removes her shoe, counts to three, and calls spades_ ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/106 "2003-01-22T18:41:01Z")
“Hey that water smells funny! Who reconnected the outside hose to the sewage pipes?” Gets out the really ultra powerful dissinfectant and sprays everything and everyone. The room now smells of pseudo lemon. Builds a Diorama of the fall of Troy by stuffing a plush horse with toy soldiers. Castle to King’s Bihop 8, Snap !!! ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/107 "2003-01-22T20:05:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by keithmac \* > **Flamsterette\_X No,no,no that would be slapping in a sadistic manner, masochistic’s hurt them selves. Now you have to pay a penalty!** Oh, damn… I’ll just sit out this round… how’s that for a penalty? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scuba\_Ben \* > **I play Goal: Death by Chocolate (If a player has Death and Chocolate, they win).** So does it count if I’ve visited Death by Chocolate recently? 😃 (bloody expensive place, that… but very good) F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/108 "2003-01-22T20:46:02Z")
_Stands on head and draws 14 cards_ HA!! I trump you all!! I got the Triple-Dog-Dare card!! I dare the person on my left to stick their tongue to the flagpole outside…or lick the cat, whichever is easier. ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/109 "2003-01-22T20:50:39Z")
NO WAY, Greywolf!!! You skipped the triple dare and went straight to the triple dog dare! That means I get to smack you with a wet noodle!! **SMACK** ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/110 "2003-01-22T20:51:01Z")
_lick’s the nearest pussie_ ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/111 "2003-01-22T21:07:52Z")
_steals second base_ “Red Rover, Red Rover, let **Opal** come over!!” ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/112 "2003-01-22T21:20:32Z")
_Stands on head whilst reciting Jabberwocky_ **FairyChatMom** , you didn’t hop on one foot – you’re out! _Slides down green arrow then switches positions with **Bad News Babboon** _ ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/113 "2003-01-22T21:40:13Z")
I grab **FairyChatMom** ’s teeth from **Giraffe** who hasn’t been paying attention for a while, and throw them to **Flamsterette\_X**. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/114 "2003-01-22T21:45:44Z")
_Spins spinner, but the room spins instead_ _Lobs two cream pies out the window and invites Giraffe to walk backwards around the block_ _Rolls four 7’s and passes the chrome fish to FairyChatMom_ ---
**Author:** ![Magickly\_Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magickly\_Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magickly_Delicious)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/115 "2003-01-22T22:40:50Z")
_bounces a ping-pong ball into **Flamsterette** ’s drink_ Yeah! I win the bag of M&Ms! Darnit, I’m hungry. _wanders out the door to find dinner_ ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/116 "2003-01-23T01:46:56Z")
::: plays his STEAL token on **Magickly** and takes the M&Ms ::: ::: stalks back into the jello pit and continues to wait ::: ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/117 "2003-01-23T02:06:08Z")
_Draws two cards_ “At last…” Plays the Bounty Hunter and discards it and the Jack of Diamonds. Two Jacks gives me Colonel Mustard. Place the Colonel in Kyoto, plays the summon Togakure Ninja card. Now that gets rid of **Ulterior** ’s trebuchet. Plays Valentines Day Massacre. Everyone who is up against the wall must join **Monstre** in the jello pit. ---
**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/118 "2003-01-23T02:16:50Z")
_uses his “Get out of Jello Pit Free” card to avoid wrestling **Monstre** _ _takes a taxi to Trafalgar Square and captures Mr. X_ Woohoo! Since I captured Mr. X, I declare that everyone who rolls three or less has to flash the neighbours. _rolls a six_ Damn. ---
**Author:** ![theckhd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@theckhd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/theckhd)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/119 "2003-01-23T02:55:46Z")
_Taps 3 islands, 4 mountains, and 5 swamps to play “Evil Lexicographer”, a global Enchantment that reads: “After this post is made, each poster must transpose the first and third letter in every other word typed, starting with the first word”_ \*ehtckhd then alpys a nur of xis, a tes of uofr, and sidcards three apsdes and nifally says: “Onu!!”\* 😃 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Ace_of_Swords)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/120 "2003-01-23T02:56:51Z")
**keithmac** , I’m sorry, you forgot to say “get back, jack” on your discard. Take another card as penalty. I place the Corporate Hucksters in Western Australia. That’s a +2 on political influence, so I am immune from Hokaiden. Don’t even try. My Left Offensive Nibling and Overblat bumps off the ping pong ball on Eastern Australia, and my Bludger connects with the pinata. I call TOFFEE IMMERSION on Manchuria! Who owns Manchuria? I queen Trump Plaza, build on Rigel, and I have two lands, immolate, a flat tire, teleport, sonic fugue, a Benedict Rat with two more turns to gnaw, my pie has two slices, and “friend of the queen” at Rebel Base. And I’m knocking. “Red Rover, Red Rover, this game may be over.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082.md?page=7)