# The Totally Chaotic Game With No Rules - Play Along! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 21, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082 "2003-01-21T23:11:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/121 "2003-01-23T02:58:28Z")
_eats the dice_ ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/122 "2003-01-23T03:20:24Z")
_rolls Giraffe_ ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/123 "2003-01-23T03:20:48Z")
::Glares at **Giraffe** , takes a moment to find an entirely new set of dice, rolls, moves his miniature pewter model of a caffeine molecule 175 spaces forward:: ::Picks up Community Chest card. Reads, frowns:: _Hey everyone, look! Isn’t that Halley’s Comet?_ ::points:: [sub]Stuffs card in back pocket, picks up another card while no one’s looking[/sub] Well, lookie here, I just won a beauty contest! Lucky me! ---
**Author:** ![Ulterior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/85f322/32.png) [@Ulterior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulterior)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/124 "2003-01-23T06:26:44Z")
Red, blue, blue, yellow, green, red. Hah. ---
**Author:** ![Ulterior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/85f322/32.png) [@Ulterior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulterior)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/125 "2003-01-23T06:28:42Z")
(Fuck, what a waste of a 100th post.) ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/126 "2003-01-23T12:54:03Z")
hrmm… _pass_ ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/127 "2003-01-23T12:59:21Z")
Hey, it’s my birthday, so I get one free spin for every year. I’m 49! Woohoo! I own this game! Everybody has to give me a token. And I get to sit in the comfy chair all day. Yes! I rule!!! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/128 "2003-01-23T13:01:47Z")
_hits **FairyChatMom** 49 times with the pinata stick_ Happy Birthday! ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Richard\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/129 "2003-01-23T14:01:47Z")
(rattle rattle) one…two…three…fouor…five.six…seven… Just Visiting… ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/130 "2003-01-23T15:54:16Z")
BINGO! ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/131 "2003-01-23T16:28:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scuba\_Ben \* > I play Goal: Death by Chocolate (If a player has Death and Chocolate, they win). > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Flamsterette\_X \* > \*\*So does it count if I’ve visited Death by Chocolate recently? 😃 (bloody expensive place, that… but very good) > \*\* Only if you visited the site while that Goal was in play. I hand **FairyChatMom** a Saproling token (counts as a 1/1 Green creature). I trebel a fromp. I wager $20 on Come, intending to follow up with max odds. I use a ball of yarn to capture Orion (the cat, not the region). I send the Felix VI Legion and a Vogon Battlecruiser against **Ace of Sword** ’s Rebel Base. I deploy a generic army of 4d4, 10d6, 6d10, and 2d20. I award **Ulterior** the 100 Post Medal. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/132 "2003-01-23T16:33:50Z")
**Ulterior** get’s five black pegs and one white (Master Mind is much better using this fractal game board). Hands a gift wrapped box of Crunch Frog chocolates to **FairyChatMom** Pick up the remaining cards, deals five to each player and then turns over the top card. Five of Hamsters ! OK Hamsters are wild. ---
**Author:** ![Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mirror_Image_egamI_rorriM)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/133 "2003-01-23T17:57:53Z")
_sets of Roman candle, catches ceiling on fire_ ---
**Author:** ![sciguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@sciguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciguy)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/134 "2003-01-23T19:04:38Z")
- Using fireproof baseball glove, catches ceiling on fire when it loses structural integrety \* Alright! Since I succeeded my dex check while standing on one foot, I get two bonus rolls, a spin, 6 colorless mana, and the monkey wrench from Professor Plum. Ok, I’ll use all that to summon a 4/4 hamster. - wild hamster runs amok \* ---
**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/135 "2003-01-23T19:11:30Z")
I’m gonna call a nine-ball/wild hamster combo, with the hamster going in the side pocket. _chalks up cue_ _scratches_ _hamster jumps off table and lands on **Mirror Image’**'s head_ Damn! That’s the fourth wicket I’ve fumbled this inning. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/136 "2003-01-23T19:29:36Z")
_Hits a pop fly thru the uprights - nothing but net!!_ That gives me a full house and Reading Railroad. Button, button, who has the button?? ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/137 "2003-01-23T19:56:51Z")
_Puts on a Toga, feather boa, and blindfold grabs the darts and prepares to throw_ “Did a Hamster just climb up my leg?” ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/138 "2003-01-23T22:20:53Z")
- wonders briefly if **keithmac** is just happy to see me \* - dodges first dart \* Ha! You missed! I get to take one of your cards. - looks at card and sees it’s the Queen of Eels \* Yes!! - eats the hamster \* ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/139 "2003-01-23T22:22:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Monstre \* > \*\*\* eats the hamster \* \*\* - clarifying \* (the hamster that ran across the room and jumped on **Mirror Image** ’s head. _not_ **keithmac** ’s hamster :::shudder::: ) ---
**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/140 "2003-01-23T22:48:04Z")
Buckleberry: No no no no no! I just rolled the dice and got a 6.5 which means I get to turn the corner and go up the hill! I’ll have a parcheesi before you can drink your next beer! HA! 😃 (and I don’t care what anyone says, I don’t cheat!) (very much) “Honest” Jake [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082.md?page=8)