# The Totally Chaotic Game With No Rules - Play Along! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 21, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082 "2003-01-21T23:11:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/141 "2003-01-23T23:20:14Z")
BuckleberryFerry: NO NO NO!! I just rolled a 5.6 so that means you can’t win until I turn the corner and go up the hill (with two sidesteps) for a Parcheesi! Unless you roll a 5.7. Then we’ll have to to do a Brodie. Believe me you don’t want to do a Brodie. :eek: Be afraid. Yield. ---
**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/142 "2003-01-23T23:26:39Z")
HUH? Sorry for the double post. (My first!) ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/143 "2003-01-23T23:45:32Z")
_throws the second dart_ “screaaaammmmm!” says someone. “Who did I hit?” says I. ---
**Author:** ![PigArcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@PigArcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigArcher)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/144 "2003-01-24T00:18:17Z")
I’d like to buy a vowel, please. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/145 "2003-01-24T00:26:20Z")
“That would be me, **keithmac** ” sez I, plucking the dart out of my ass. _Gets the superstrength mylar streamers and rewraps **keithmac** _ _Adds another piece to the top of the tower, and though it wobbles, it doesn’t fall down_ \*Checks cards and decides to double down “Three no trump.” ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/146 "2003-01-24T00:47:55Z")
“SORRY!” Hah! **twickster47** - you gotta go back! That’s what you get for whacking me with that pinata stick. And since I have the gold crown, I declare that you must give me all your money and you lose the next 3 turns. And you have to fill all the nut dishes. With real nuts. The edible kind. No funny stuff. OK, who’s up now? ---
**Author:** ![Ulterior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/85f322/32.png) [@Ulterior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulterior)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/147 "2003-01-24T01:20:04Z")
I see your Enron and raise you Arthur Andersen. ---
**Author:** ![Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mirror_Image_egamI_rorriM)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/148 "2003-01-24T01:30:54Z")
Aaaaahhhhh! Get it off me! _pulls hamster off of head and stuffs down **Monstre’s** pants_ ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/149 "2003-01-24T01:43:37Z")
_sighs, mumbles, fills nut dishes_ ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/150 "2003-01-24T01:44:46Z")
_Throws the Final Dart_ Clink, it bounces off the lamp shade and burries itself into **Monstre** ’s crotch. “sqweekkkkggggarrgggh” goes the Hamster that saved **Monstre** ’s genetalia from an unscheduled pearcing. _Removes blindfold_ Thats $0 or the first dart $150 for **twickster47** ’s ass (sorry “twickers”) and $200 for a Hamster - wild. I buy King’s Cross and rebuild the castles on Broadway and Mayfair. Your go I believe. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/151 "2003-01-24T01:47:16Z")
- I then try to stand up, and am tripped by superstrength streamers, knocking myself out \* ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/152 "2003-01-24T01:51:42Z")
(and not a moment too soon) _steps over **keithmac** ’s twitching body as she continues to fill nut bowls, waiting out the second of the three defaulted turns_ ---
**Author:** ![Dave3L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ba9def/32.png) [@Dave3L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dave3L)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/153 "2003-01-24T17:18:37Z")
On my building turn I connect Chicago to St. Louis. That’s 16 million for construction. I move my Super Freight to St. Louis, picking up a load of corn to deliver to Des Moines next turn for 8 million. Trading 2! Trading 2! Damn, don’t need barley! Trading 2! Trading 2! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/154 "2003-01-24T17:26:11Z")
_Sighs, hums, does a Sorcer’s Apprentice deal on the nut bowls…_ ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/155 "2003-01-24T17:34:01Z")
\ \ Exorcise the demons of stupidity from internet. \ \*\* The Power of Cecil Compels You! The Power of Cecil Compels You! The Power of Cecil Compels You! The Power of…\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/156 "2003-01-24T18:29:58Z")
- pulls **Mirror Image** into jello-wrestling pit \* - reminds everybody that the winner of this match gets an extra turn. The loser has to do a penalty dance \* On the count of 3… 1-2-3-GO! ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/157 "2003-01-24T18:50:06Z")
_Wakes up, groggily looks arround_ “Did anyone say Jello?” _Jumps into Jello Pit shouting_ “BANZAIIII!!!” ---
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/158 "2003-01-24T18:56:02Z")
\ I draw a chit from the bag… hmm… Dallas. OK, I flip my tiddly wink into the nut bowl, and grab two commodities from **Dave3L** ’s hand. hmmm… Does any one want to trade Wood for Sheep? anyone? Wood for sheep? \ What about now, punks? WOOD FOR SHEEP?!!?!? ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/159 "2003-01-24T19:02:45Z")
“Is the Sheep friendly?” “And would you want my Wood?” _Smileing Evilly_ ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/160 "2003-01-24T19:57:41Z")
I’ll trade you 2 wood and _Trekkies_ for 1 sheep and _Semiconscious Liberation Army_. I spend 10 IPCs to purchase 2 tech rolls. “Come on, Super Subs!” I look at the railgun and roll 2 dice to Identify Dangerous Object. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082.md?page=9)