# The Totally Chaotic Game With No Rules - Play Along! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 21, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082 "2003-01-21T23:11:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![irkenDoom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c2a13f/32.png) [@irkenDoom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irkenDoom)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/161 "2003-01-24T20:26:31Z")
_pauses game_ up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start 30 extra lives! _rolls dice_ Hmm, snake eyes… _skips past Lord Licorice_ _Touchdown!_ And now, for the extra point… he sinks it into the cup for a birdie! Well, off to buy the Cherry Poppin’ Ice Cream Factory, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/162 "2003-01-24T20:36:03Z")
Excellent! That means **BuckleberryFerry** is buying the next round! While we wait for him to get back, can somebody explain to me what it means when all my cards are the Ace of Diamonds? Daniel ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/163 "2003-01-24T20:37:33Z")
(D’oh! Thought I was on the last page of the thread, when really I was on the first page! That’s three loopbacks for me!) Daniel ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/164 "2003-01-24T20:42:47Z")
_Hands **DanielWithrow** the bag of nuts and heads for the Jell-O pit_ “Be careful around **FairyChatMom** – she’s definitely lost her sense of humor now that she’s uh, more mature” _Leaves the 3, 5, and 6 and rolls for a small straight_ ---
**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/165 "2003-01-24T20:45:07Z")
Takes thoroughly shuffled deck of cards. Makes one cut. Deals four aces to self. (Force of habit). Next… ---
**Author:** ![The\_MacDairmuid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_MacDairmuid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_MacDairmuid)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/166 "2003-01-24T21:42:32Z")
- Rolls 1dIN (Die of Impossible Numbers) - Gets the Last Prime Number, which allows me to - Move ten spaces in any combination of moves/dimensions, and - Play my Evil Bastard card, declaring - All subsequent Players will be placed into the Total Perspective Vortex for one round. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/167 "2003-01-24T21:56:33Z")
Darn these streamers, how can I Jello-Wrestle with both my hands and feet tied? _Picks up (with mouth) the Die of non-terminating integers, and rolls it_ “Rolled Infinity again, that put’s me in jail” ---
**Author:** ![Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mirror_Image_egamI_rorriM)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/168 "2003-01-24T22:06:56Z")
I hate Jell-O! _Pushes **Monstre** backwards into the Jell-O and uses **keithmac** as a step to get out of the pit_ ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/169 "2003-01-24T22:22:40Z")
“Urghhhh, splutter…, mmmm strawberry” “Now where did that hamster get too?” ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/170 "2003-01-24T22:26:36Z")
_Picks up the hamster and tosses it to **Elfkin477** , who flubs the catch – makes it to third before **Mirror Image egamI rorriM** is all the way out of the pit. Starts building spiderweb._ ---
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/171 "2003-01-24T22:42:40Z")
\ \ \ \ Sorry, dude, There Can be Only One. You’d better hope for the right block or dodge card. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/172 "2003-01-24T23:00:20Z")
- tackles and pins **twickster47** amid the jello \* Okay, as the penalty dance, **twickster47** has to do… …The Macarena - steps into the Total Perspective Vortex, eats the fairy cake \* Aha! \* lays down 8 cards \* A reverse flush! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/173 "2003-01-24T23:22:02Z")
\*As part of her very special rendition of the Macarena, winds superstrength streamers around **Monstre** who is so entranced by my dancing that I am able to completely immobilize him/her. Attaches **keithmac** and **Monstre** on either side of the the web, which turns out to be… WHEEL. OF. FORTUNE. “May I have an S?” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/174 "2003-01-24T23:39:09Z")
“Freak it, I’m getting dizzy here” Rolls d% 97, I fummbled the dodge roll. 23 on the dodge fumble table, looks it up – In attempting to dodge, you move the wrong dirrection, and get hit in the eye – - Wipes **gonzoron** Riposte out of my eye, using my tongue, as my arms and legs are still tied up in streamers\* “Hey **twickster47** have you got something about tieing me up, or something?” ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/175 "2003-01-25T00:10:05Z")
“hey **keithmac** , you keep letting me, why not?” _tiddles a big stack of winks, hitting a bull’s-eye_ “I’d like to buy a vowel…U?” ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/176 "2003-01-25T00:16:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by twickster47 \* > \*\*“Be careful around **FairyChatMom** – she’s definitely lost her sense of humor now that she’s uh, more mature” \*\* Mature?? Mature, my Aunt Fanny!! _covers **twicksy** with a double-barrel assault of Silly String[sup]TM[/sup] then does twosies thru fivesies with jacks_ That’s an additional 923 points for me, advancing me to Diamond Level. That entitles me to a dancing boy. Where the heck is my dancing boy??? ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/177 "2003-01-25T00:22:52Z")
“Could someone please help untie me” _squirming like a worm towards the Kitchen_ “Oh and I think it was Aunt Fanny in the Kitchen with Professor Plum. Did I get it right?” ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/178 "2003-01-25T00:25:18Z")
“Your dancing boy is right over here, **FairyChatMom** – here, let me help you!” _Winds superstrength streamers around **FairyChatMom** and tosses her in the Jell-O pit_ “Simon says – put your right hand on your left knee!” ---
**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/179 "2003-01-25T00:26:22Z")
_cha cha cha_ _do si do_ _jump_ _jive_ _wail_ OW! Bloody hamster bit me. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082/180 "2003-01-25T00:31:39Z")
_comes out of the kitchen, freed at las, but cothered head to foot in olive oil_ ‘At last, bwahahahah, Castle to Mornington Crescent, Ker-Plunk’ ‘I announce check mate in 23 moves,quake with fear you tiny mortals!’ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-chaotic-game-with-no-rules-play-along/150082.md?page=10)