# The Totally Free Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 3, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772 "2003-05-03T01:56:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![mrsface](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9adbd/32.png) [@mrsface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrsface)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/1 "2003-05-03T01:56:11Z")
This is a bit of an experiment… I’m going away for a few days from tomorrow (Saturday, if I can get up after spending too much time here). I’m back on Tuesday night. (I’m going to see my mother, in case you’re interested, and she doesn’t have a computer.) I want to see what you lot do with this thread (if anything) in my absence. Over to you… ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/2 "2003-05-03T02:03:52Z")
Ok, I’ll bite. I got a memo today with this subject line: **Horrible smells coming out of the office reefer** It made me giggle. That is all. ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/3 "2003-05-03T02:07:02Z")
I don’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/4 "2003-05-03T03:03:35Z")
You know, **White Lightning** , I don’t get it either. Haven’t for nearly three years. And I’m married. Doesn’t seem right, does it? I hope you get it soon. Damnit, I hope we all get it soon. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/5 "2003-05-03T03:07:58Z")
Save me Jebus. ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/6 "2003-05-03T03:11:38Z")
When they see us coming, the birdies all try ‘n’ hide But they still go for peanuts when coated with cy-an-hide! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/7 "2003-05-03T03:11:41Z")
i saw bush on monday. happy ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/8 "2003-05-03T03:11:48Z")
This thread might turn out to be a godsend because there’s…\…sod all on TV. And by the time I leave There will be nothing open to allow me to ram junk food down my throat. So I’ll have to buy some bland crap from the supermarket behind my house. and eat it while I watch the one remaining episode of **Alan Partridge** on DVD. And then go to bed before my next fun itchy no tv burp cough lonely restless leg posting and browsing the boards for 9 hours night shift. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/9 "2003-05-03T03:12:52Z")
Tom Arnold. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/10 "2003-05-03T03:12:52Z")
And there’s a popup that says “click here to stop pop-ups” A suicidal popup 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/11 "2003-05-03T03:13:02Z")
Heh. **Lobsang** said “ram”. _snort_ ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/12 "2003-05-03T03:15:28Z")
Ok guys, time for a really bad joke 🙂 Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke. Joke. Joooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkke. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/13 "2003-05-03T03:18:50Z")
Short joke? unzip your trousers. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/14 "2003-05-03T03:24:03Z")
My bologna has a first name; ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/15 "2003-05-03T03:24:03Z")
Heheheh. HEY! ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/16 "2003-05-03T03:38:42Z")
I see bush every day because I’m a woman. Oh, you don’t mean _that_ kind of bush. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/17 "2003-05-03T03:43:22Z")
:eek: ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/18 "2003-05-03T03:43:55Z")
It’s H.O.M.E.R. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/19 "2003-05-03T03:46:18Z")
What’s your name son? Bart Bart. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/20 "2003-05-03T04:03:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KCSuze \* > \*\*I see bush every day because I’m a woman. > > Oh, you don’t mean _that_ kind of bush. \*\* Or do I?..😉 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772.md?page=2)