# The Totally Free Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 3, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772 "2003-05-03T01:56:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/21 "2003-05-03T04:03:43Z")
Uh uh, did I shock **Q.E.D.**? I’m all aghast now! I’m a good girl, **Q.E.D.,** honest! Don’t tell my Mom about this! ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/22 "2003-05-03T04:05:22Z")
> [@](#): > > Or do I?.. [/Will Ferrel] Maybe you do…and maybe you DO! [Will Ferrel] ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/23 "2003-05-03T04:12:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KCSuze \* > > > [@](#): > > > > Or do I?.. > > \*\*[/Will Ferrel] > Maybe you do…and maybe you DO! > [Will Ferrel] \*\* [sub]No, who am I kidding. I meant the president :([/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/24 "2003-05-03T04:30:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \* > \*\*[sub]No, who am I kidding. I meant the president :([/sub] \*\* Well, I know which **I’d** rather see…and its name ain’t George! ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/25 "2003-05-03T04:32:16Z")
Aw, now I’m all disappointed! **Happy** , you tease! ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/26 "2003-05-03T04:41:45Z")
Hmm… do women name their bits? (as some men do) (not me) ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/27 "2003-05-03T04:49:13Z")
I don’t. And I must ask, what’s the point of men naming theirs? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/28 "2003-05-03T04:51:35Z")
It helps to know who you’re talking to. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/29 "2003-05-03T04:53:08Z")
Well some men store their brains there. So it seems appropriate to name it too. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/30 "2003-05-03T04:54:58Z")
And since my last comment sounds exactly like something a woman would say I feel I should point out - I am a man. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/31 "2003-05-03T05:01:10Z")
**Happy** : And why would you talk to your…um…'happy maker?" **Lobsang** : Prove it. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/32 "2003-05-03T05:05:47Z")
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**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/33 "2003-05-03T05:07:24Z")
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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/34 "2003-05-03T05:31:44Z")
\ So what should I tell her? ---
**Author:** ![Quiddity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/65b543/32.png) [@Quiddity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quiddity)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/35 "2003-05-03T06:01:27Z")
It’s a _her_?! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/36 "2003-05-03T06:04:17Z")
Whaa…? I thought this thread would be loaded with links for Freebies. Dang! ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/37 "2003-05-03T06:12:01Z")
Oh, come on. Everybody knows there’s no free thread. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/38 "2003-05-03T06:39:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Quiddity \* > \*\*It’s a _her_?! \*\* I’m sorry, I meant “her” to be KCSuze. And I was actually talking to my…er, never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Quiddity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/65b543/32.png) [@Quiddity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quiddity)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/39 "2003-05-03T06:41:27Z")
:smack: ---
**Author:** ![Gopher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gopher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gopher)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/40 "2003-05-03T07:19:16Z")
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