# The Totally Free Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 3, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772 "2003-05-03T01:56:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/61 "2003-05-04T00:20:48Z")
.dekrow tnemirepxe s’ **ecafsrm** ekil skooL ---
**Author:** ![teemingONE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@teemingONE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teemingONE)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/62 "2003-05-04T00:32:31Z")
I’m in love with my friend’s girl. I don’t want to stay in love with her and I want to get over her. Can someone give me some songs for this type of situation? Also, can someone give me some advice on what I should do? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/63 "2003-05-04T00:37:56Z")
I was in love with a friend’s girl once. I got over her, mainly due to hardly ever seeing her (she didn’t live near me, and I only got to see her when she visited a mutual friend (not _the_ friend)) We all grew apart so I saw her even less. Then I moved away so I haven’t seen her for years. ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/64 "2003-05-04T00:44:01Z")
I get no respect! Buy my obapinias NOW! ---
**Author:** ![teemingONE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@teemingONE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teemingONE)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/65 "2003-05-04T01:20:11Z")
Alright maybe I wasn’t completely honost in my last post, what if I don’t want to get over her? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/66 "2003-05-04T01:27:11Z")
OH boy - I never fancied lara croft until just now when I saw a clip of her forming a huge cheesy grin! oh wow. teemingONE - some problems solve themselves eventually. ---
**Author:** ![teemingONE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@teemingONE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teemingONE)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/67 "2003-05-04T01:44:14Z")
yea maybe, so any songs you guys can request for my problem ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/68 "2003-05-04T04:38:19Z")
sorry about the lateness, but I went to bed last night, so aroused was I by **Lobsang’s** impressive lunchmeat. \ What’s an obapinia? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/69 "2003-05-04T04:40:29Z")
You should have seen it when Lara was grinning! ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/70 "2003-05-04T04:43:42Z")
Pixellated teeth turn you on. Perv! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Violet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ebca7d/32.png) [@Violet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Violet)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/71 "2003-05-04T10:21:27Z")
😛 ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/72 "2003-05-04T15:56:26Z")
I have two pussies and named them both. Not only that, both my pussies are male. Plunkett and Camry is what everybody calls them. Except I’m not too sure Camry’s actually a pussy. He looks and acts more like a butt-sniffing ferret. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/73 "2003-05-04T16:53:33Z")
It’s M-A-Y Hey, quit throwing stuff at me. Oww, stop that. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/74 "2003-05-04T21:02:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by teemingONE \* > \*\*yea maybe, so any songs you guys can request for my problem \*\* You should watch “American Idol”. I know that anything Clay sings will cheer you up cuz he is soooooooooooooooo cute. He’s like a baby Barry Manilow, and he is sooooooooooooooo cuuuuuuuuuute. I sure hope he doesn’t get thown off the show. You don’t think he’s gay, do you? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/75 "2003-05-04T23:46:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KCSuze \* > \*\*Pixellated teeth turn you on. Perv! 😃 \*\* Yeah, like that! ohhh! ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/76 "2003-05-05T04:55:04Z")
> [@](#): > > Yeah, like that! Dang, maybe I should start charging you! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/77 "2003-05-05T05:16:26Z")
.:D. /\*\* ./`\ .:rolleyes: /|| ./`\ ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/78 "2003-05-05T05:19:13Z")
I think **Lobsang** just broke the Perv-o-Meter. I’m throwing in the towel in acknowledgement of a dirtier mind. I never thought I’d fine one, either. ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/79 "2003-05-05T07:37:19Z")
Taye Diggs. ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772/80 "2003-05-05T07:38:42Z")
As for naming my Schwanzstucker, Mjollnir is as good a name as any. But naming it is for :wallyes. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-totally-free-thread/172772.md?page=3)