# The Toyota woman gets less attractive in each successive commercial.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 31, 2015, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555 "2015-08-31T23:24:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![Stringbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Stringbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stringbean)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/1 "2015-08-31T23:24:11Z")

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It bothers me.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/2 "2015-08-31T23:40:39Z")

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> [@Stringbean](#):
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> It bothers me.

Have you tried porn?

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/3 "2015-08-31T23:40:53Z")

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[ol]  
[li]No she doesn’t[/li][li]Weak fucking pit. If I were to rate, it would be negative.[/li][/ol]

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/4 "2015-08-31T23:44:29Z")

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Well, she _ **is** _ a couple years _ **older** _ than she was when she started.

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**Author:** ![Stringbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Stringbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stringbean)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/5 "2015-08-31T23:47:15Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> Have you tried porn?

Yeah, but I found your mom ages even worse.

(BAZINGA-DING-A-LINGA!!!)

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/6 "2015-08-31T23:54:13Z")

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> [@Stringbean](#):
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> Yeah, but I found your mom ages even worse.
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> (BAZINGA-DING-A-LINGA!!!)

Well, given that she popped her clogs in 2008, I would have thought that you’d have noticed.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/7 "2015-08-31T23:57:45Z")

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Perhaps one of the mods can change the title to: Look how much of an ass-hole I can be!!

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**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/8 "2015-09-01T00:20:24Z")

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Donald Trump, is that you?

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/9 "2015-09-01T00:44:50Z")

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I know its mean, but _goddamn_, the OP is right! I did a spit-take when I saw that square-headed broad with the spread out eyes. Jesus, she has a face for radio.

But I guess she is working out. I certainly remembered the ad. Kinda like I remember fever dreams.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/10 "2015-09-01T01:04:46Z")

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Link?

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**Author:** ![WF\_Tomba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d9b06d/32.png) [@WF\_Tomba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WF_Tomba)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/11 "2015-09-01T01:09:02Z")

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We’re talking about this woman, right?

> **[Who is Toyota Jan? - The News Wheel](https://thenewswheel.com/who-is-toyota-jan/)**
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> Following the explosion of internet searches around Toyota Jan and her pregnancy, News Wheel editor, Tim Walling-Moore, asks, "Who is Toyota Jan really?"

That face is unattractive enough to warrant a Pit thread? Have you guys ever seen a real woman?

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/12 "2015-09-01T01:10:55Z")

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I think she’s quite pretty.

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**Author:** ![Archeonomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7cd45c/32.png) [@Archeonomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archeonomist)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/13 "2015-09-01T01:26:29Z")

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She is not at all unattractive. I would definately knock her down and drag her back to my cave.

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/14 "2015-09-01T01:37:22Z")

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> [@WF\_Tomba](#):
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> We’re talking about this woman, right?  
> [http://thenewswheel.com/who-is-toyota-jan/](http://thenewswheel.com/who-is-toyota-jan/)
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> That face is unattractive enough to warrant a Pit thread? Have you guys ever seen a real woman?

I’d say the poster complaining spend all they’re time looking at porn if they think Toyota Jan is unattractive, but a shit-ton of porn actresses aren’t even that attractive.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/15 "2015-09-01T01:44:28Z")

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She’s actually kind of cute.

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**Author:** ![WF\_Tomba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d9b06d/32.png) [@WF\_Tomba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WF_Tomba)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/16 "2015-09-01T01:45:13Z")

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The penance for complaining about having to see less-than-gorgeous women on television is to put a framed photo of Senator Barbara Mikulski on one’s bedside table.

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**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/17 "2015-09-01T01:51:19Z")

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Toyota Jan is hotter than Flo, equally as hot as AT&T Lily, and not as hot as Wendy. Got that?

All of them, it should be noted, are hotter than me. And perkier, too. I’m not perky.

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/18 "2015-09-01T01:51:28Z")

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I would if she asked me

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/19 "2015-09-01T01:52:45Z")

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**OP** ,  
Have you ever been with a woman? (Not one you paid for)

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**Author:** ![Stringbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Stringbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stringbean)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/20 "2015-09-01T01:57:24Z")

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To be fair, I simply said successively less attractive.

It could be she went from a 10 to a 9.5 to a 9.0 to an 8.5.

8.5 is still considered quite attractive by most people.

Reading comprehension, folks. Jeez.

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