# The Toyota woman gets less attractive in each successive commercial.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 31, 2015, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555 "2015-08-31T23:24:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/21 "2015-09-01T02:16:49Z")

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> [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](#):
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> Toyota Jan is hotter than Flo, equally as hot as AT&T Lily, and not as hot as Wendy. Got that?
> 
> All of them, it should be noted, are hotter than me. And perkier, too. I’m not perky.

They’re all good looking but I’d rank them in this order: Lily, Wendy, Jan, and Flo.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/22 "2015-09-01T02:31:54Z")

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> [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](#):
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> Toyota Jan is hotter than Flo, equally as hot as AT&T Lily, and not as hot as Wendy. Got that?

Your ideas intrigue me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/23 "2015-09-01T02:59:22Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> They’re all good looking but I’d rank them in this order: Lily, Wendy, Jan, and Flo.

Wait, is that from hottest to, uh, not as hot, or the other way around? Cause you either have it exactly right or exactly wrong.

I don’t understand what exactly the OP expects. If you want to pit chicks on commercials then pit the gals on boner pill ads. Those women should be hot, but they all are about a five. The old men they are with are, I’m guessing, about the same from a women’s point of view. In fact, just thinking of those couples getting it on… Ugh!

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/24 "2015-09-01T03:01:23Z")

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> [@Dag\_Otto](#):
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> Wait, is that from hottest to, uh, not as hot, or the other way around? Cause you either have it exactly right or exactly wrong.
> 
> I don’t understand what exactly the OP expects. If you want to pit chicks on commercials then pit the gals on boner pill ads. Those women should be hot, but they all are about a five. The old men they are with are, I’m guessing, about the same from a women’s point of view. In fact, just thinking of those couples getting it on… Ugh!

Kelly Hu is a 5? I must make a note to never trust your opinion on anything ever.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/25 "2015-09-01T03:21:05Z")

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> [@Dag\_Otto](#):
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> Wait, is that from hottest to, uh, not as hot, or the other way around?

Starting with hottest. And if Kelly Hu is added to the list, I’m putting her first.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/26 "2015-09-01T03:24:13Z")

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> [@Stringbean](#):
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> To be fair, I simply said successively less attractive.
> 
> It could be she went from a 10 to a 9.5 to a 9.0 to an 8.5.
> 
> 8.5 is still considered quite attractive by most people.
> 
> Reading comprehension, folks. Jeez.

You lay an egg in the pit and you complain because you were misunderstood?

Awesome.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/27 "2015-09-01T03:27:55Z")

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May we see your picture?

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**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/28 "2015-09-01T05:15:25Z")

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> [@Stringbean](#):
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> Yeah, but I found your mom ages even worse.
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> (BAZINGA-DING-A-LINGA!!!)

I don’t get you. Like, at all.

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/29 "2015-09-01T07:25:36Z")

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> [@Stringbean](#):
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> To be fair, I simply said successively less attractive.
> 
> It could be she went from a 10 to a 9.5 to a 9.0 to an 8.5.
> 
> 8.5 is still considered quite attractive by most people.
> 
> Reading comprehension, folks. Jeez.

No, you imbecile. You didn’t “simply” say that. You created a **pit thread** saying that. Context matters.

And further you added that this change bothers you. Feel free to explain how you could actually have meant to pit this rather normal flaw in yourself, the rest of us will just shake our heads sadly and mutter “writing comprehension, dumbass” under our breaths.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/30 "2015-09-01T12:39:58Z")

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> [@Stringbean](#):
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> It bothers me.

> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> Have you tried porn?

Has she?

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/31 "2015-09-01T12:50:24Z")

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Are you talking about [Wendy](http://images.christianpost.com/full/70495/wendys.jpg)?

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/32 "2015-09-01T12:55:41Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> May we see your picture?

I’d be surprised if the modeling agency he’s contracted to would permit that.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/33 "2015-09-01T13:21:48Z")

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> [@lost4life](#):
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> Are you talking about [Wendy](http://images.christianpost.com/full/70495/wendys.jpg)?

If that is Wendy (and the only picture I’ve seen of her) then Toyota Jan is prettier.

Link for Lilly?

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**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/34 "2015-09-01T13:28:03Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> They’re all good looking but I’d rank them in this order: Lily, Wendy, Jan, and Flo.

Lily, Wendy (real name Morgan Smith Goodwin), Jan. And a loong, loooong, gap. Then Clara Peller. Then Flo.

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**Author:** ![storyguide3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@storyguide3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyguide3)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/35 "2015-09-01T13:34:41Z")

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> [@Bullitt](#):
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> If that is Wendy (and the only picture I’ve seen of her) then Toyota Jan is prettier.

I believe that is the real Wendy, for whom the chain is named. The current TV ad girl that we assume is playing Wendy, is [Morgan Smith Goodwin](https://www.google.com/search?q=wendy%27s+woman&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAWoVChMI7q2p8_jVxwIVCg-SCh2mMwkr&biw=1680&bih=929#safe=off&tbm=isch&q=morgan+smith+goodwin).

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/36 "2015-09-01T13:39:45Z")

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> [@storyguide3](#):
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> I believe that is the real Wendy, for whom the chain is named. The current TV ad girl that we assume is playing Wendy, is [Morgan Smith Goodwin](https://www.google.com/search?q=wendy%27s+woman&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAWoVChMI7q2p8_jVxwIVCg-SCh2mMwkr&biw=1680&bih=929#safe=off&tbm=isch&q=morgan+smith+goodwin).

Thanks, and yeah, Wendy is prettier. And **BrotherCadfael** , Clara Peller - LOL! That was funny.

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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/37 "2015-09-01T13:43:55Z")

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> [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](#):
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> Toyota Jan is hotter than Flo, equally as hot as AT&T Lily, and not as hot as Wendy. Got that?
> 
> All of them, it should be noted, are hotter than me. And perkier, too. I’m not perky.

AT&T lily is a wee bit hotter than the other three.

[![](https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQYJFelFsfISTW5OvRIWTVZJQJHvOOY3uSx6SHLG5ByfPG_P3_faw) ](https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQYJFelFsfISTW5OvRIWTVZJQJHvOOY3uSx6SHLG5ByfPG_P3_faw)

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/38 "2015-09-01T13:52:44Z")

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> [@Wesley\_Clark](#):
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> AT&T lily is a wee bit hotter than the other three.
> 
> [https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQYJFelFsfISTW5OvRIWTVZJQJHvOOY3uSx6SHLG5ByfPG\_P3\_faw](https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQYJFelFsfISTW5OvRIWTVZJQJHvOOY3uSx6SHLG5ByfPG_P3_faw)

I would agree with you but Wendy (Morgan Smith Goodwin) has the +2 redhead bonus.

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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/39 "2015-09-01T13:59:24Z")

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[![](https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT5TMCqjqTjaQAj65QMYFwG8IV9z9IuX7Q5n98NCM58ImO3-qnXNA) ](https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT5TMCqjqTjaQAj65QMYFwG8IV9z9IuX7Q5n98NCM58ImO3-qnXNA)  
Probably NSFW, but it is the Wendy’s girl.

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**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/40 "2015-09-01T14:07:18Z")

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Wendy (because redhead) by a tiny margin over Lilly. Then Jan, then Flo.

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