# The Toyota woman gets less attractive in each successive commercial.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 31, 2015, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555 "2015-08-31T23:24:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/41 "2015-09-01T14:11:01Z")

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If we’re voting, how about Charlotte McKinney (Carl’s Jr melon lady)

> **[Who is the Carl’s Jr. Commercial Girl? Meet Charlotte McKinney! | Just Jared:...](https://www.justjared.com/2015/01/24/who-is-the-carls-jr-commercial-girl-meet-charlotte-mckinney/)**
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> The Carl's Jr. commercial that will air during the 2015 Super Bowl this year features newcomer model Charlotte McKinney and now everyone wants to know who she is!…

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**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/42 "2015-09-01T14:20:06Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> If we’re voting, how about Charlotte McKinney (Carl’s Jr melon lady)
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> [Who is the Carl’s Jr. Commercial Girl? Meet Charlotte McKinney! | Bikini, Charlotte McKinney | Just Jared: Celebrity News and Gossip | Entertainment](http://www.justjared.com/2015/01/24/who-is-the-carls-jr-commercial-girl-meet-charlotte-mckinney/)

Stop it!! You cannot bring the bevy of Carls Jr hamburger models into this conversation. We will be here all night. They have a long long line of models, but that conversation has to end up right [here](http://img005.lazygirls.info/people/kate_upton/kate_upton_carl_s_jr_commercial_Jvr7Scn.sized.jpeg) with Kate Upton.

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**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/43 "2015-09-01T14:52:02Z")

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> [@Wesley\_Clark](#):
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> AT&T lily is a wee bit hotter than the other three.
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> [https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQYJFelFsfISTW5OvRIWTVZJQJHvOOY3uSx6SHLG5ByfPG\_P3\_faw](https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQYJFelFsfISTW5OvRIWTVZJQJHvOOY3uSx6SHLG5ByfPG_P3_faw)

I think she gets bonus points for going from the girl-next-door look to kill-for-this.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/44 "2015-09-01T14:56:55Z")

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> [@BubbaDog](#):
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> I think she gets bonus points for going from the girl-next-door look to kill-for-this.

Kill is such a strong word. Pillage perhaps.

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**Author:** ![MrAtoz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MrAtoz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrAtoz)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/45 "2015-09-01T15:12:56Z")

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Morgan Smith Goodwin’s character in the Wendy’s commercials is named [Red](https://www.yahoo.com/food/just-who-is-that-wendys-girl-91879897281.html), not Wendy.

That is all.

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**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/46 "2015-09-01T15:28:54Z")

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From the linked article:

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> Morgan is a brand advocate with a quick wit and engaging personality that America has gravitated toward.

God, marketing people can suck the joy out of _anything_.

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**Author:** ![OffByOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/45deac/32.png) [@OffByOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OffByOne)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/47 "2015-09-01T16:15:42Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> I would agree with you but Wendy (Morgan Smith Goodwin) has the +2 redhead bonus.

I give her a -5, because every time I see her, I remember her snidely greeting a week-old salad in a convenience store like an old friend. Personality is much more important than looks, and she’s got a horrible one.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/48 "2015-09-01T16:18:02Z")

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> [@OffByOne](#):
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> … Personality is much more important than looks, …

Not at 2 AM my friend. 😉

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**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/49 "2015-09-01T16:24:24Z")

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Won’t someone stand up for the week-old convenience store salads?

I might think Kelly Hu isn’t all that, but you, sir, are weird.

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/50 "2015-09-01T16:50:53Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> **OP** ,  
> Have you ever been with a woman? (Not one you paid for)

Yeah, but apparently he’s a dick about it:

> **[Bed-talk and (brutal) honesty](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=763952)**
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> I have a problem I keep encountering and I am wondering the opinions of others on this. Basically, I open up like a book after sleeping with a woman. I don’t know why I do this, but after sex I feel like you should be able (and want) to talk about...

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/51 "2015-09-01T17:11:47Z")

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Please note that **Stringbean** is not **Green Bean**. I am not Stringbean, and I do not endorse this message.

(I haven’t even read the OP, but I’m pretty sure I don’t endorse it based on past experience.)

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/52 "2015-09-01T17:17:49Z")

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> [@WF\_Tomba](#):
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> We’re talking about this woman, right?  
> [http://thenewswheel.com/who-is-toyota-jan/](http://thenewswheel.com/who-is-toyota-jan/)

No. Jan is fine. Go look for the “new” one.

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**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/53 "2015-09-01T17:19:02Z")

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\*\*The Toyota woman gets less attractive in each successive commercial. \*\*

“She had uttered a mad wish that she herself might remain young, and the commercials grow old; that her own beauty might be untarnished, and the face on the screen bear the burden of her passions and her sins; that the televised image might be seared with the lines of suffering and thought, and that she might keep all the delicate bloom and loveliness of her then just conscious girlhood. Surely her wish had not been fulfilled? Such things were impossible. It seemed monstrous even to think of them. And, yet, there was the ad before her, with the touch of cruelty in the mouth.”

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/54 "2015-09-01T17:42:38Z")

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> [@Green\_Bean](#):
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> Please note that **Stringbean** is not **Green Bean**. I am not Stringbean, and I do not endorse this message.
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> (I haven’t even read the OP, but I’m pretty sure I don’t endorse it based on past experience.)

You should probably make that your signature.  
I also just love the idea of the Adonis’ of the SDMB evaluating the beauty of various women.

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**Author:** ![Reluctant\_A](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@Reluctant\_A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reluctant_A)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/55 "2015-09-01T18:01:45Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> I would agree with you but Wendy (Morgan Smith Goodwin) has the +2 redhead bonus.

I don’t think that I want to live in this world where red hair is worth a +2 bonus.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/56 "2015-09-01T18:13:13Z")

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> [@Reluctant\_A](#):
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> I don’t think that I want to live in this world where red hair is worth a +2 bonus.

Red hair doesn’t always work, but when it does it works very well.

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/57 "2015-09-01T18:28:27Z")

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> [@madmonk28](#):
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> You should probably make that your signature.

I’ve had sigs turned off for so long that I forgot sigs even existed! Excellent idea. Thanks.

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**Author:** ![Reluctant\_A](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@Reluctant\_A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reluctant_A)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/58 "2015-09-01T18:33:50Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> Red hair doesn’t always work, but when it does it works very well.

I tend to agree with that but, in my experience, I have found that women who look good with red hair also look good with hair of any other color. With the exception of Laura Prepon, who should not dye her hair blonde, ever again.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/59 "2015-09-01T18:34:56Z")

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> [@Green\_Bean](#):
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> I’ve had sigs turned off for so long that I forgot sigs even existed! Excellent idea. Thanks.

Cool! Great idea, indeed!

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/60 "2015-09-01T18:35:57Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> Have you tried porn?

If he wants it, he can fap it.

Toyota!

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