# The Toyota woman gets less attractive in each successive commercial. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 31, 2015, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555 "2015-08-31T23:24:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/81 "2015-09-02T16:05:07Z")
> [@russian\_heel](#): > > T-Mobile Lily You’re going to the wrong store if you’re looking for Lily as she works for AT&T. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/82 "2015-09-02T16:05:25Z")
> [@Wesley\_Clark](#): > > AT&T lily is a wee bit hotter than the other three. > > [https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQYJFelFsfISTW5OvRIWTVZJQJHvOOY3uSx6SHLG5ByfPG\_P3\_faw](https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQYJFelFsfISTW5OvRIWTVZJQJHvOOY3uSx6SHLG5ByfPG_P3_faw) That’s not [Milana Vayntrub](https://www.google.com/search?q=Milana+Vayntrub&num=50&safe=off&es_sm=122&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0CPwCEIkeahUKEwjX8-eb3djHAhUKbT4KHXwLDoU&biw=1425&bih=674) (AT&T Lily), that’s[Lana Tailor](http://www.blogtalkradio.com/sincitysessions/2010/10/08/122). ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/83 "2015-09-02T16:10:22Z")
Milana Aleksandrovna Vayntrub is an Uzbek American actress, comedian, writer, producer, and _ **fertility goddess** _… (from google) Oh my, oh my, oh my. ---
**Author:** ![Arrogant\_B\_st\_rd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cdc98d/32.png) [@Arrogant\_B\_st\_rd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrogant_B_st_rd)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/84 "2015-09-02T16:13:31Z")
> [@Stringbean](#): > > It bothers me. Dude, you are a straight troll. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/85 "2015-09-02T19:02:13Z")
You gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get in to that boys hole. ---
**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/86 "2015-09-02T19:20:30Z")
Leaving Carl’s Jr. out of it, I think [Jill for Mercury](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb870UdaLW8) is/was #1 with no one near her. [More.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyq64WfGqOc) [And MORE.](https://www.google.com/search?q=jill+wagner&client=safari&rls=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAWoVChMIqNf51YjZxwIVhyseCh3kvw3O&biw=1335&bih=1249) ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/87 "2015-09-02T20:13:05Z")
> [@madmonk28](#): > > In these threads, I always picture the posters who are dissecting the beauty of young actresses as looking something like a less sexy version of Gary Gygax. I could pass for a beardless Gygax. Whether that makes me more or less sexy is left as an exercise for the reader. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/88 "2015-09-02T20:27:18Z")
Doesn’t Hannah Davis (Hannah and her horse) deserve at least an honorable mention? [Hannah](http://2paragraphs.com/2015/06/who-is-hannah-in-hannah-and-her-horse-ads-for-directv/) ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/89 "2015-09-02T20:43:03Z")
Not unless she’s selling the horse. ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/90 "2015-09-02T20:59:05Z")
The efficiency of Stringbean pitting himself was pretty much ruined by you lot turning this thread into your standard dickwad locker room convo … ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/91 "2015-09-02T21:08:36Z")
> [@magellan01](#): > > Leaving Carl’s Jr. out of it, I think [Jill for Mercury](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb870UdaLW8) is/was #1 with no one near her. > > [More.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyq64WfGqOc) > > [And MORE.](https://www.google.com/search?q=jill+wagner&client=safari&rls=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAWoVChMIqNf51YjZxwIVhyseCh3kvw3O&biw=1335&bih=1249) Mercury? [I like Fiat](http://thesenewtimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Catrinel-Menghia-and-the-Fiat-500-Abarth-are-both-smoking-hot.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/92 "2015-09-02T21:11:40Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Doesn’t Hannah Davis (Hannah and her horse) deserve at least an honorable mention? No. Hannah is over the top with her enormous breasts and teeny-tiny bikinis. She’s put out as drool bait and nothing more. The other women are portraying normal people, wearing normal clothes and doing normal jobs, like someone you might see in real life. They just happen to be really cute (well, except for Flo). They’re way more fun to discuss. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/93 "2015-09-02T21:34:46Z")
> [@naita](#): > > The efficiency of Stringbean pitting himself was pretty much ruined by you lot turning this thread into your standard dickwad locker room convo … Let me assure you. Locker room convo centers on subjects like why Hector Berlioz called the D-flat major key “majestic” in his 1856 _Grand Traité d’Instrumentation et d’Orchestration modernes_, or at times, String theory, gravitational constants, and half-lives of various radioactive isotopes. Women are never discussed. ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/94 "2015-09-02T22:01:06Z")
Lily Red (aka Wendy) Jan ----------------------------- (plenty good enough line) ----------------------------- (kill it with fire) Flo - because of her personality and overexposure, not her looks. ---
**Author:** ![Stringbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Stringbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stringbean)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/95 "2015-09-02T22:41:49Z")
> [@naita](#): > > The efficiency of Stringbean pitting himself was pretty much ruined by you lot turning this thread into your standard dickwad locker room convo … 'Cause I’m real, yo. And people dig it. You probably would talk about _Symphonie Fantastique_ in the locker room. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/96 "2015-09-02T22:43:45Z")
> [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](#): > > The other women are portraying normal people, wearing normal clothes and doing normal jobs, like someone you might see in real life. They just happen to be really cute (well, except for Flo). They’re way more fun to discuss. Except that in real life, one would be able to get a good look at their asses. I’m reasonably inspired by Jan, for instance (I like them long and lean), except that in her black pants, I can’t even tell that she has an ass. ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/97 "2015-09-02T23:03:26Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > Marry Jan, screw Lily, and for god’s sake kill Flo. Marry Lily (she seems low maintenance), screw Red and not kill any but if I had to the toyota woman because I like Flo. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/98 "2015-09-02T23:05:52Z")
> [@Bullitt](#): > > Mercury? [I like Fiat](http://thesenewtimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Catrinel-Menghia-and-the-Fiat-500-Abarth-are-both-smoking-hot.jpg). Better car, too. Hey, **Bean**! We’re not talking about Jan, right? I assume you mean the new, very odd and ugly new one, right? The one that looks like a bad Minecraft thing. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/99 "2015-09-02T23:17:57Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > Hey, **Bean**! We’re not talking about Jan, right? The one I’m thinking of is on the **HONDA** ad. I just looked up and was nearly “Madusaed” by her. ---
**Author:** ![Reluctant\_A](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@Reluctant\_A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reluctant_A)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/100 "2015-09-03T00:23:48Z")
> [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](#): > > No. Hannah is over the top with her enormous breasts and teeny-tiny bikinis. She’s put out as drool bait and nothing more. > > The other women are portraying normal people, wearing normal clothes and doing normal jobs, like someone you might see in real life. They just happen to be really cute (well, except for Flo). They’re way more fun to discuss. I don’t think that you and I have the same working definition of the word “enormous.” Other than that, I agree with the general sentiment of your post. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555.md?page=6)