# The Toyota woman gets less attractive in each successive commercial.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 31, 2015, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555 "2015-08-31T23:24:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/101 "2015-09-03T02:09:45Z")

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> [@Wesley\_Clark](#):
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> A natural red head with everything that goes along with it like pale skin, freckles, thin lips, etc can be a great thing. However a woman who just dyes her hair red isn’t really that special in my experience.

Don’t forget when the carpet matches the drapes. There was this one night when I was in college. It was magic.  
Pure magic. If anyone has a time machine I would like a trip.

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**Author:** ![purplehearingaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@purplehearingaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehearingaid)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/102 "2015-09-03T02:40:20Z")

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Then it seen like the commercials are getting your attention and that is what Toyota was out to do. I think they’re using is woman b/c she is unusual  
looking and people will remeber her when looking for new car. It sure worked with you , you made a thread about the woman .

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/103 "2015-09-03T02:40:54Z")

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> [@naita](#):
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> The efficiency of Stringbean pitting himself was pretty much ruined by you lot turning this thread into your standard dickwad locker room convo …

I think the las time most of these posters were in a locker room was to give their coach a note excusing them from gym class; then they got a wedgie.

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**Author:** ![russian\_heel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f05b48/32.png) [@russian\_heel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/russian_heel)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/104 "2015-09-03T05:54:01Z")

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> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#):
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> Marry Jan, screw Lily, and for god’s sake kill Flo.

Id fuck Jan, kill Lily because she’s too young, and marry Flo because she’s fun.

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**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/105 "2015-09-03T08:45:58Z")

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> [@russian\_heel](#):
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> Id fuck Jan, kill Lily because she’s too young, and marry Flo because she’s fun.

Well, that escalated quickly.

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/106 "2015-09-03T09:25:11Z")

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> [@madmonk28](#):
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> I think the las time most of these posters were in a locker room was to give their coach a note excusing them from gym class; then they got a wedgie.

It’s just a common idiom, not a claim that they’re posting from the Y.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/107 "2015-09-03T11:56:58Z")

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> [@Rick](#):
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> Don’t forget when the carpet matches the drapes.

Hardwood floors, occasionally linoleum.

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**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/108 "2015-09-03T16:26:07Z")

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> [@MrAtoz](#):
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> Morgan Smith Goodwin’s character in the Wendy’s commercials is named [Red](https://www.yahoo.com/food/just-who-is-that-wendys-girl-91879897281.html), not Wendy.
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> That is all.

And according to that link, she’s not a natural redhead. That’s probably the best red dye job that I’ve ever seen. I was completely fooled.

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/109 "2015-09-04T01:43:39Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> **OP** ,  
> Have you ever been with a woman? (Not one you paid for)

🙂

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/110 "2015-09-04T02:19:45Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> Kill is such a strong word. Pillage perhaps.

Pardon me, my friend, but “Lay entire nations desolate” would not be too strong a word.

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**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2015, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/111 "2015-09-05T02:46:47Z")

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Listen up, you randy jackasses, you can keep your Toyota Jan and Wendy and Flo and Lily and Mr. Ed the Talking Horse. But, you better damn well keep your dirty paws off my gal, the [“Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwCtM6D4GOc) chick. She’s mine—ALL MINE!

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**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2015, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-toyota-woman-gets-less-attractive-in-each-successive-commercial/729555/112 "2015-09-05T23:53:19Z")

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> [@madmonk28](#):
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> I also just love the idea of the Adonis’ of the SDMB evaluating the beauty of various women.

There are Adonises (Adoni?) on the SDMB?

_perk_

And here I thought it was rife with OCD geek sorts like every other message board in the universe! I’m so happy!

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