# The Transformers™--TOO MUCH to meet the eye! Newslink! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 20, 2008, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-transformers-too-much-to-meet-the-eye-newslink/450033 "2008-05-20T23:08:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-transformers-too-much-to-meet-the-eye-newslink/450033/21 "2008-05-23T09:50:38Z")
[QUOTE=BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed] Wasn’t the guy who was charged with having sex with a bicycle a Brit as well? [/QUOTE] He was equally Scottish [Man who had sex with bike in court](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1567410/Man-who-had-sex-with-bike-in-court.html) :eek: ---
**Author:** ![One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/838e76/32.png) [@One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/One_And_Only_Wanderers)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-transformers-too-much-to-meet-the-eye-newslink/450033/22 "2008-05-23T09:50:41Z")
[QUOTE=BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed] Wasn’t the guy who was charged with having sex with a bicycle a Brit as well? What kinds of crazy laws do y’alls have in that there country of yours? [/QUOTE] Won’t someone think of the inanimate objects! ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-transformers-too-much-to-meet-the-eye-newslink/450033/23 "2008-05-23T13:40:56Z")
First bikes, now cars! Next it will be Lorries! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-transformers-too-much-to-meet-the-eye-newslink/450033/24 "2008-05-23T14:38:20Z")
Oh, like he’s the first person to ever reach orgasm with mechanical assistance. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-transformers-too-much-to-meet-the-eye-newslink/450033/25 "2008-05-23T14:51:56Z")
What’s the normal sentence for vehicular rape? ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-transformers-too-much-to-meet-the-eye-newslink/450033/26 "2008-05-23T15:31:32Z")
[QUOTE=Zebra] First bikes, now cars! Next it will be Lorries! [/QUOTE] I know a couple of gals named Lorrie. I’d do either of 'em. But not in public, 'cuz then my wife would find out. The way the linked article is written, it sounds like the guy was just running along behind a car making humping motions, not like he really had any kind of … um … connection. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-transformers-too-much-to-meet-the-eye-newslink/450033/27 "2008-05-23T23:49:46Z")
And then, there’s always the one guy who has to be able to out-do everybody else. [He claims he diddled 100 cars!](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-%5C'having-sex%5C'-with-1,000-cars.html) 100 cars. He is the Hef of car-sex. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-transformers-too-much-to-meet-the-eye-newslink/450033/28 "2008-05-24T00:05:10Z")
He’s like Gene Simmons with that new-car smell. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-transformers-too-much-to-meet-the-eye-newslink/450033/29 "2008-05-24T00:19:49Z")
[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright] He’s like Gene Simmons with that new-car smell. [/QUOTE] “New cars”–do they count as virgins? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-transformers-too-much-to-meet-the-eye-newslink/450033.md?page=1)