# The True and Unembellished Story of My Hole in One on 10/5/15. (Gonna be long) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 6, 2015, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-and-unembellished-story-of-my-hole-in-one-on-10-5-15-gonna-be-long/733670 "2015-10-06T00:34:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![quimper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/7c8e57/32.png) [@quimper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quimper)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-and-unembellished-story-of-my-hole-in-one-on-10-5-15-gonna-be-long/733670/21 "2015-10-06T18:27:55Z")
Hilarious story. And $3 ace insurance for a whole season is a relative bargain. My aunt in Taiwan had a $10k banquet to celebrate her third ace. No idea how much she paid for insurance. ---
**Author:** ![GusNSpot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gusnspot/32/436_2.png) [@GusNSpot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GusNSpot)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-and-unembellished-story-of-my-hole-in-one-on-10-5-15-gonna-be-long/733670/22 "2015-10-06T20:32:33Z")
He’s back, he’s back… W00t!!! ---
**Author:** ![What\_the](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f4b2a3/32.png) [@What\_the](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_the)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-and-unembellished-story-of-my-hole-in-one-on-10-5-15-gonna-be-long/733670/23 "2015-10-07T15:16:28Z")
Congrats!! How big were her tits? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-and-unembellished-story-of-my-hole-in-one-on-10-5-15-gonna-be-long/733670/24 "2015-10-07T17:17:45Z")
Congrats, **Scylla** - a great moment, a great story, and well told! ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-and-unembellished-story-of-my-hole-in-one-on-10-5-15-gonna-be-long/733670/25 "2015-10-07T19:01:43Z")
Great story but since I haven’t been infected with the golf bug (yet), your story peaked for me in the telling how you obtained your moniker. I haven’t belly laughed like that in years. ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-and-unembellished-story-of-my-hole-in-one-on-10-5-15-gonna-be-long/733670/26 "2015-10-08T23:20:29Z")
Another **Scylla** story, yay! I’ve been wondering where you could have gotten to. ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2015, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-and-unembellished-story-of-my-hole-in-one-on-10-5-15-gonna-be-long/733670/27 "2015-10-19T08:16:46Z")
I think after the decapitation incident you should consider rechristening Fuckshank to your “Great Driver Joyeuse”. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-and-unembellished-story-of-my-hole-in-one-on-10-5-15-gonna-be-long/733670.md?page=1)