# The true face of Duhbyas daughter.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-face-of-duhbyas-daughter/256102>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 21, 2004, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-face-of-duhbyas-daughter/256102 "2004-07-21T00:54:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-face-of-duhbyas-daughter/256102/41 "2004-07-21T02:17:23Z")

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This has to be one of the most stupid, ignorant, pointless, and baiting posts I’ve seen in the Pit in some time. Post a link from a blog or another site of a young woman sticking her tongue out at the camera, and add a one-line drive by attack on the “right-wing”? No political commentary, no context, no meat and potatoes, just a stupid-assed meaningless snipe?

There has to be a limit to and a curtailment on this sort of baiting, even in the Pit. This cannot be what the SDMB was, is, or will be about.

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-face-of-duhbyas-daughter/256102/42 "2004-07-21T02:22:16Z")

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There’s a story about Woodrow Wilson. It seems he was riding along one day, and he passed a little boy standing by the side of the road. After they passed the boy, Wilson turned to his Secret Service escort, and said, “Do you know what that boy did? He stuck his tongue out at me!”. After the agent made an appropriately shocked remark, Wilson went on, “And do you know what I did? I stuck my tongue right back out at him!”

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-face-of-duhbyas-daughter/256102/43 "2004-07-21T02:22:26Z")

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> [@Reeder](#):
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> Is slutty bad?

I was just asking a fucking question. Quit being so defensive.

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**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-face-of-duhbyas-daughter/256102/44 "2004-07-21T02:24:26Z")

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Y’know, **Reeder** , you really should bend over, take note of that 4’x4’ post sticking out of your anus, and yank it as hard as you can.

My fucking god, I’m older than Jenna Bush, I’m also college educated, I _teach_ at the college level, and I have been known to _gasp_, stick my tongue out from time to time to clown around with people who have cameras.

I was the faculty representative speaker at the commencement this summer and you know, there are pictures of me at that event representing my institution and _I stuck out my tongue_.

That thing biting you on the ass, the one you have no idea what it is? That’s called humor you pathetic fucking turd.

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**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-face-of-duhbyas-daughter/256102/45 "2004-07-21T02:25:51Z")

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> It’s not like she was letting a guy snort coke off her breasts or anything.

Well, not on _camera_ anyway.

So far as we know.

Speculative thread undoubtedly coming soon!

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**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-face-of-duhbyas-daughter/256102/46 "2004-07-21T02:26:03Z")

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I think it’s cool that she stuck her tongue out at the cameras. The act shows some guts and “don’t give a shit-ism”. I’d think the same if Kerry’s daughter did it.

I guess that makes me one of them there swing voters. 😉

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-face-of-duhbyas-daughter/256102/47 "2004-07-21T02:39:42Z")

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> [@Reeder](#):
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> She is a college graduate remember.

And [this guy](http://webs.lanset.com/aeolusaero/images/einstein's%20tongue.jpg) won a Nobel Prize!!!

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-face-of-duhbyas-daughter/256102/48 "2004-07-21T02:41:05Z")

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Youre voting for a swing?

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**Author:** ![Atticus\_Finch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ec9cab/32.png) [@Atticus\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atticus_Finch)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-face-of-duhbyas-daughter/256102/49 "2004-07-21T02:43:12Z")

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I don’t give a fuck if she IS having coke snorted off her breasts, or if she’s killing puppies with a sledge hammer. It has nothing to do with politics, and such behaviour would necessarily be “right wing”

**Reeder** , you are a fuckwitted moron. Your OP is a piece of shit, since it’s attacking a candidate’s kid, attacking her for completely normal behaviour, taking random swings at the right wing, and is devoid of any real comment beyond this. I don’t know if this is considered trolling - you’re presumably sincere in your beliefs - but you ARE trying to stir shit.

Give us all a break and either shut up or get out of here.

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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-face-of-duhbyas-daughter/256102/50 "2004-07-21T02:45:07Z")

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Wake me up when November is come and gone. I can’t take much more of this horseshit.

Reeder is perpetual proof this board has a left slant. A centrist board would have booted this tr… ER poster long ago.

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-face-of-duhbyas-daughter/256102/51 "2004-07-21T02:48:48Z")

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> This just goes to show how EVIL the Bushies are! I spent the last hour huffing TOLUENE in my garage! By supporting Jenna, you show how much you HATE gays, blacks, and baby seals!

Pfffffhahahahahaha! Luh-huh-huh-huhve the "tolune bit thrown in there just for the right atmosphere. Love it! Well done, sir! 😃

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**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-face-of-duhbyas-daughter/256102/52 "2004-07-21T02:50:19Z")

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Hey, **Reeder** , I know that you are very committed and passionate about your beliefs. You are a Vet who wants this administration OUT, because of the war and other things. I appreciate that.

I don’t think that slinging mud\* at the President’s daughter is at all helpful, kind or appropriate. I’ll ask a favor: please dedicate your energy to rationally putting forth your values.

Really, the young woman isn’t making policy.

\*The picture isn’t exactly “mud.”

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-face-of-duhbyas-daughter/256102/53 "2004-07-21T02:51:41Z")

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> [@Tuckerfan](#):
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> And [this guy](http://webs.lanset.com/aeolusaero/images/einstein's%20tongue.jpg) won a Nobel Prize!!!

😃

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**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-face-of-duhbyas-daughter/256102/54 "2004-07-21T02:54:38Z")

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> [@Bruce\_Daddy](#):
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> Reeder is perpetual proof this board has a left slant. A centrist board would have booted this tr… ER poster long ago.

I do think that the SDMB has its fair share of leftists, but I can’t see how _booting_ **Reeder** would be a hallmark of a centrist board. YMMV.

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**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-face-of-duhbyas-daughter/256102/55 "2004-07-21T02:56:19Z")

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> [@vanilla](#):
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> Youre voting for a swing?

No, I’m voting _FROM_ a swing. It works like this: You swing back and forth in front of the voting booth and randomly grab at the levers. You can rest assured that no matter what lever you pull, you’ve voted for a politician, and thus someone you’d rather not have in office.

Try it. It’s fun! It’s easy! It’ll get us good people running the country!

OK, but two out of three ain’t bad, right?

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-face-of-duhbyas-daughter/256102/56 "2004-07-21T03:01:06Z")

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**Reeder** , you just hit the bottom of the barrel, started digging, and didn’t stop until you came out in New Zealand.

Let’s pretend that you do find some news that matters, something that could really help squash some ignorance here at the SDMB. Someone will pop in, post a link to this thread, and completely invalidate anything you say. You might as well never come back. Ever.

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**Author:** ![Gamaliel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b487fb/32.png) [@Gamaliel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gamaliel)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-face-of-duhbyas-daughter/256102/57 "2004-07-21T03:02:06Z")

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> [@Bruce\_Daddy](#):
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> Reeder is perpetual proof this board has a left slant.

Reeder is perpetual proof that **Reeder** has a left slant.

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-face-of-duhbyas-daughter/256102/58 "2004-07-21T03:03:12Z")

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Open offer to conservatives :

don’t hold us responsible for **Reeder** and we won’t hold you responsible for **milroyj**. Deal?

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-face-of-duhbyas-daughter/256102/59 "2004-07-21T03:03:18Z")

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> [@Bruce\_Daddy](#):
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> Wake me up when November is come and gone. I can’t take much more of this horseshit.
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> Reeder is perpetual proof this board has a left slant. A centrist board would have booted this tr… ER poster long ago.

Hey, don’t insult us left slanters.

The OP, and his comments are pitiable

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**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-face-of-duhbyas-daughter/256102/60 "2004-07-21T03:03:53Z")

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I’m sorry, I’ve only scanned this thread…

What’s this about Jenna Bush snorting coke with her tongue(?) off of John Kerry’s daughter’s breasts? I get the part about Woodrow Wilson and the puppy on the swing, obviously, but…

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