# The True Menace™ To Society! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 1, 2023, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-menace-to-society/983439 "2023-05-01T23:48:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-menace-to-society/983439/1 "2023-05-01T23:48:15Z")
I KNOW THE TRUTH! Some say it’s the illegal aliens who are the Menace. A LIE! Others says it’s the Billionaires evading taxes. MERE JIBBER-JABBER! The truth is : [It’s the blasted Organ Grinders!](https://london-overlooked.com/organ/) [![](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_organ#/media/File:Organ_grinder_with_monkey.jpg) ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_organ#/media/File:Organ_grinder_with_monkey.jpg) Oh, yes-yes-yes–"the monkeys are _kay-OOT!_ Every one of those miniature Simian Assassins is armed to the teeth! With a knife! And a Limpet mine! And when the organ grinder cranks the handle _in reverse_…A Blunderbuss opens fire, with frenzied glee! Mt fellow Dopers–let us unite under the Banner Of Cecil, and destroy those Monsters of our Age–the Organ Grinders. And their Monkeys. I thank you. /s ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2023, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-menace-to-society/983439/2 "2023-05-02T17:17:34Z")
Bartender? I’ll have what he is having. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2023, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-menace-to-society/983439/3 "2023-05-02T18:26:45Z")
My cat’s breath smells like cat food. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2023, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-menace-to-society/983439/4 "2023-05-02T18:30:43Z")
Other than the organ grinder menace, how are things going in 1905? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2023, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-menace-to-society/983439/5 "2023-05-02T18:57:34Z")
Most organ grinders are anarchists. That is why they have no union. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2023, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-menace-to-society/983439/6 "2023-05-02T19:00:29Z")
> [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](#): > > My cat’s breath smells like cat food. Buy him a flavor you don’t mind smelling. My cat likes bourbon and honey barbecue. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2023, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-true-menace-to-society/983439/7 "2023-05-03T13:26:17Z")
I suspect Ronald Mc Donald of spying for Kaiser Wilhelm. How’s things by you?