# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083 "2020-06-22T03:36:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/2998 "2020-09-01T03:41:27Z")

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Individual 1: “Portland has been burning for decades.”  
[https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1300616132332843008](https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1300616132332843008)

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/2999 "2020-09-01T03:41:53Z")

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I couldn’t see that this had been linked to before.

[Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes](https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-complete-listing-so-far-atrocities-1-842)

A handy source for pre-election discussions

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3000 "2020-09-01T05:04:16Z")

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Never Mind…

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3001 "2020-09-01T05:57:47Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Individual 1: “Portland has been burning for decades.”  
> [https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1300616132332843008](https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1300616132332843008)

Octopus has been protecting us from this dark truth.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3002 "2020-09-01T09:53:24Z")

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> [@ricksummon](#):
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> [Here’s a video](https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2020/8/31/1973950/-Jacob-Blake-s-father-calls-out-Trump-s-lie-We-don-t-have-a-family-pastor?utm_campaign=trending) of Jacob Blake’s father stating that he doesn’t have a family pastor and he has no idea who Trump allegedly talked to.

The guy _said_ he was the Blake family’s pastor, but really he just wanted Trump to bang his wife while he watched.

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**Author:** ![ricksummon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ricksummon/32/3333_2.png) [@ricksummon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricksummon)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3003 "2020-09-01T13:13:28Z")

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[A new Fox News interview](https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/donald-trump-shadow-people-091823001.html) with Trump featured him saying the officer who shot Jacob Blake was like a golfer who missed an easy putt — and that Biden was being controlled by “people that are in the dark shadows”. It was too insane even for _Laura Ingraham._

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3004 "2020-09-01T13:16:57Z")

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I bought this book last night. mr Schmidt was on rachel maddow’s show last night. a bit disturbing that investigations have been dropped into the deep cracks.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3005 "2020-09-01T14:14:00Z")

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😂 **Bryan** , you still got it, dude!

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3006 "2020-09-01T14:22:14Z")

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> [@ricksummon](#):
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> [A new Fox News interview](https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/donald-trump-shadow-people-091823001.html) with Trump featured him saying the officer who shot Jacob Blake was like a golfer who missed an easy putt — and that Biden was being controlled by “people that are in the dark shadows”. It was too insane even for _Laura Ingraham._

trump also said “we had somebody get on a plane from a certain city this weekend, and in the plane it was almost completely loaded with thugs, wearing these dark uniforms, black uniforms, with gear and this and that.” This is appartently from a conspiracy theory that was posted to Facebook a few months ago. What’s next, trump saying “the Democrat-run deep state is hiding the fact that the Earth is flat”?

> **[Trump's 'plane loaded with thugs' conspiracy theory matches months-old rumor](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/trump-s-plane-loaded-thugs-rumor-matches-months-old-facebook-n1238962)**
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> Evidence-free social media posts about groups of people coming to terrorize suburbs have thrived in recent months, inspiring some people to arm themselves.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3007 "2020-09-01T15:09:45Z")

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> [@solost](#):
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> trump also said “we had somebody get on a plane from a certain city this weekend, and in the plane it was almost completely loaded with thugs, wearing these dark uniforms, black uniforms, with gear and this and that.”

If it was full of his DHS “agents”, I have no trouble believing it,. They had to get to Portland or Kenosha or wherever somehow.

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**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3008 "2020-09-01T15:17:13Z")

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> [@romansperson](#):
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> I seem to recall that it’s less common now to prescribe aspirin as a catch-all preventative for heart attacks and strokes than it used to be due to its potential for adverse reactions. These days it seems much more likely to be prescribed when you’ve already had an ‘event’ or are considered at unusually high risk of having one.

Completely off-topic, but my doc recommended (not prescribed) I take one baby aspirin a day for heart attack prevention. I’m 55 and overweight, with high cholesterol and blood pressure, but no strokes of my own or in the family history.

So Trump taking one a day doesn’t necessarily indicate he’s had a stroke, but he’s still a blithering idiot one way or another.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3009 "2020-09-01T15:30:02Z")

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> [@Akaj](#):
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> So Trump taking one a day doesn’t necessarily indicate he’s had a stroke, but he’s still a blithering idiot one way or another.

And despite the aspirin, it’s still a painful experience to watch.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3010 "2020-09-01T15:33:28Z")

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> [@solost](#):
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> trump also said “we had somebody get on a plane from a certain city this weekend, and in the plane it was almost completely loaded with thugs, wearing these dark uniforms, black uniforms, with gear and this and that.”

Ahem. That has Air Force One.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3011 "2020-09-01T16:16:43Z")

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News that Il Douche now considers Minnesota to be up for grabs, electorally. And he intends to make a big push for it. It was a pretty quiet week in Lake Wobegon. It _was_.

Scary stuff. Minnesota is a warmbed of violent horror, nativist Norwegians against socialist Swedes, hot dish versus casserole. Rumor has it that the Central Committee for Antifa has directed its entire force of revolutionary cadres, the security at Hibbing International Airport is on full alert.

“What do we want?”  
“Blood, guts, and veins in our teeth”  
“When do we want it”  
“Well, pretty soon if its not too much trouble!”

Be mildly concerned! Be very mildly concerned!

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3012 "2020-09-01T16:24:04Z")

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‘Minnesota Nice’ was always a sham…

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**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3013 "2020-09-01T16:33:39Z")

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Trump tweeted today that he was talking to the commissioner of the Big10 college football conference, twisting their arm to get them to reverse their decision and play this fall despite the coronavirus.

Other conferences (Pac-12, Mountain West…) made the same decision but Trump apparently is less concerned about the hopes and desires of those fans.

You’ll be shocked Shocked! to hear why…

The Big10’s footprint covers the battleground states: Ohio, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, Minnesota. The Pac12 and MWC cover states that are solidly blue (California, Oregon, Washington) or solidly red (Utah, Idaho, Wyoming).

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3014 "2020-09-01T17:33:46Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> …hot dish versus casserole…

Not to mention [lutefisk](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lutefisk).

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3015 "2020-09-01T17:41:14Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> … Not to mention [lutefisk](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lutefisk).

lutefisk vs. [surströmming](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstr%C3%B6mming)

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3016 "2020-09-01T17:45:19Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> lutefisk vs. [surströmming](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstr%C3%B6mming)-

This is intriguing:

> During the production of surströmming, just enough [salt](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt) is used to prevent the raw herring from [rotting](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decomposition) while allowing it to [ferment](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermentation). A [fermentation process](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermented_fish) of at least six months gives the fish its characteristic strong smell and somewhat acidic taste. According to a Japanese study, a newly opened can of surströmming has one of the most [putrid](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Putrid) food smells in the world, even stronger than similarly fermented fish dishes such as the Korean [hongeohoe](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hongeohoe) or Japanese [kusaya](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kusaya).[[2]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstr%C3%B6mming#cite_note-2)

Ohboyohboyohboy. 🤢

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3017 "2020-09-01T18:12:11Z")

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> [@ricksummon](#):
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> [A new Fox News interview](https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/donald-trump-shadow-people-091823001.html) with Trump featured him saying the officer who shot Jacob Blake was like a golfer who missed an easy putt — and that Biden was being controlled by “people that are in the dark shadows”. It was too insane even for _Laura Ingraham._

He also said there was a plane full of people on their way to Washington to disrupt his speech at the RNC, and they were carrying “gear” with them to help them to disrupt. He didn’t say what the gear was, or how TSA let them carry it on the plane, nor why they were all flying on the same plane nor where they were coming from.

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