# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083 "2020-06-22T03:36:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Frazzled](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frazzled/32/3368_2.png) [@Frazzled](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frazzled)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3018 "2020-09-01T18:13:13Z")

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Ohboyohboyohboy. 🤢

I submit that most foods we eat started off as a dare!

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3019 "2020-09-01T18:20:35Z")

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“Warmbed” - ha!

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3020 "2020-09-01T18:32:40Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> He also said there was a plane full of people on their way to Washington to disrupt his speech at the RNC, and they were carrying “gear” with them to help them to disrupt. He didn’t say what the gear was, or how TSA let them carry it on the plane, nor why they were all flying on the same plane nor where they were coming from.

Well obliviously\*, Soros lent them his private jet (or possibly Bill Gates, since he seems to be getting in on the Deep State stuff lately).

\*That started off as a misspelled “obviously”, but I am much happier with the second correction choice spellcheck offered me.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3021 "2020-09-01T18:34:18Z")

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> [@Folacin](#):
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> or possibly Bill Gates, since he seems to be getting in on the Deep State stuff lately

Not Bill Gates. His private plane is being used to transport all the microchips to be implanted with the Covid vaccine.

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3022 "2020-09-01T18:37:26Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> The guy _said_ he was the Blake family’s pastor, but really he just wanted Trump to bang his wife while he watched.

> [@Dung\_Beetle](#):
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> 😂 **Bryan** , you still got it, dude!

Both of these^^. Made me laugh right out loud. Thanks, I needed that. Thank dog for The Pit.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3023 "2020-09-01T18:38:37Z")

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> [@Folacin](#):
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> Well obliviously\*, Soros lent them his private jet (or possibly Bill Gates, since he seems to be getting in on the Deep State stuff lately).

But it couldn’t have been a private plane, because Individual 1 said somebody reported being afraid because of all of these antifa people on the same plane with him.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3024 "2020-09-01T18:42:20Z")

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Well, obviously one of Soro’s kidnapping victims.

Can’t you keep up?

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3025 "2020-09-01T18:56:28Z")

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> [@Frazzled](#):
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> I submit that most foods we eat started off as a dare!

Artichokes certainly must have!

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3026 "2020-09-01T19:04:21Z")

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Tiffany has come out as just another idiot Trump child.  
Tiffany Trump’s ‘Clueless’ Attack On Joe Biden Backfires On Twitter

> **[Tiffany Trump's 'Clueless' Attack On Joe Biden Backfires On Twitter](https://news.yahoo.com/tiffany-trump-attacks-joe-biden-031921864.html)**
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> The president's younger daughter gets called out for hypocrisy on social media.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3027 "2020-09-01T19:15:06Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Tiffany has come out as just another idiot Trump child.  
> Tiffany Trump’s ‘Clueless’ Attack On Joe Biden Backfires On Twitter -  
> [Tiffany Trump's 'Clueless' Attack On Joe Biden Backfires On Twitter](https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/tiffany-trump-attacks-joe-biden-031921864.html)

I wonder what she was threatened with.

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3028 "2020-09-01T19:17:18Z")

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To paraphrase several commentators, you know it’s off-the-charts insensitive when Laura Ingraham starts to cringe and cut you off.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3029 "2020-09-01T19:22:02Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Tiffany has come out as just another idiot Trump child.  
> Tiffany Trump’s ‘Clueless’ Attack On Joe Biden Backfires On Twitter  
> [Tiffany Trump's 'Clueless' Attack On Joe Biden Backfires On Twitter](https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/tiffany-trump-attacks-joe-biden-031921864.html)

Some pretty pointed (and on point) responses there, but why the fuck does everyone top post so much?

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3030 "2020-09-01T19:49:13Z")

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I have never used twitter, but I suspect the platform pushes users in that direction by making it a default behavior (i.e., putting the caret at the top when you do the thingy).

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3031 "2020-09-01T19:52:55Z")

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Then they need to change it.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3032 "2020-09-01T20:07:57Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> He also said there was a plane full of people on their way to Washington to disrupt his speech at the RNC, and they were carrying “gear” with them to help them to disrupt. He didn’t say what the gear was, or how TSA let them carry it on the plane, nor why they were all flying on the same plane nor where they were coming from.

Men in black carrying gear. Uh huh. Somebody woke him up on Air Force One.

TSA : "What’s that?  
Man in Black: “It’s a… map tube mam. No that’s not a sight, and that’s not a trigger”  
TSA: “OK. You had better not have any nail clippers on you”

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3033 "2020-09-01T20:24:05Z")

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Why do you give the slightest, tiniest shit about this? Who cares?

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3034 "2020-09-01T20:45:38Z")

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I’ve had surstrumming. It’s … everything it’s advertised to be.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3035 "2020-09-01T21:45:25Z")

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What is it with Trump and pastors in Kenosha?

> **[Trump answers for pair of Black pastors who were asked if police violence is...](https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/01/politics/donald-trump-pastors-systemic-racism/index.html)**
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> At a roundtable event in Kenosha, Wisconsin, on Tuesday, President Donald Trump answered for a pair Black pastors in the room when they were asked whether they think police violence is a systemic issue.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3036 "2020-09-01T23:25:44Z")

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Individual 1 is inserting himself into the Big Ten football start date, claiming he spoke with the Big Ten commissioner and that starting the season is “on the one yard line”

> <https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1300815396950478849>

The Big Ten Presidents are saying “not so fast”.

> **[Why President Trump's Big Ten tweets aren't going to make a difference](https://sports.yahoo.com/amphtml/trumps-big-ten-tweets-fit-agenda-not-reality-191816394.html)**
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> Despite Donald Trump's tweets, the most realistic timeframe for the Big Ten to play remains early January. But it's clear the president has found a political piñata, and he intends to whack away.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3037 "2020-09-01T23:26:48Z")

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Kenosha’s mayor refutes Individual 1’s claims that protesters tried to get into the mayor’s house.

> **[Kenosha Mayor Welcomes Trump With Brutal Fact Check of His Claim that...](https://secondnexus.com/donald-trump-john-antaramian-house)**
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> Boom.

Now, he may have been confusing him with the mayor of Portland, where there were protests outside of his condo.

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