# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083 "2020-06-22T03:36:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
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Chaos and confusion are the point.

But yeah, the sheer volume of criminality, unethical and non-normal behaviors is exhausting.

Just today I was reminded that last year for 9/11, Trump was trying to engineer a meeting with Al Qaeda at Camp David. What words are there for such appalling effrontery? It still leaves me feeling ill.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3499 "2020-09-12T06:18:16Z")

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I think you mean with the Taliban.

Aside: My late father used to joke in Spanish that a family once got worried sick when they heard that a daughter was going to run away with “el Tal Ivan”. Turned out to be with a “Tal” (So-and-so) “Ivan” (Guy with a Russian name)

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3500 "2020-09-12T08:41:28Z")

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The [FDA](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/09/04/health/oleandrin-coronavirus-fda-mypillow/index.html&ved=2ahUKEwi8gZLOmuPrAhVYlHIEHXZmAAsQFjACegQIAhAB&usg=AOvVaw1iM_UDRdIIFv1IMfAUXH9N&ampcf=1) has already shut it down, and the My Pillow guy [wants to sue CNN](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.newsweek.com/my-pillow-creator-michael-lindell-threatens-cnn-legal-redress-over-anderson-cooper-interview-1530502%3Famp%3D1&ved=0ahUKEwiBmZicm-PrAhWKoHIEHYiSAN0QyM8BCCowAA&usg=AOvVaw19Sm_5KOFTyn3ju4ztOFju&ampcf=1) because Anderson Cooper was mean to him in an interview. (Sorry about the _Newsweek_ link.)

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3501 "2020-09-12T09:19:20Z")

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God, that fucking pillow guy is on my tv all the time. I practically have to keep my remote in hand at all times so I can mute him or change the channel.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
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> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#):
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> **God, that fucking pillow guy is on my tv all the time.** I practically have to keep my remote in hand at all times so I can mute him or change the channel. -

Seriously, doesn’t the guy _ever_ sleep?

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3503 "2020-09-12T10:27:13Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> Hmmm…it’s not good to have bombshells pushing each other off the front page. They should be spaced out evenly—one per week until Election Day.

Dear God, if they could just be kept to one a **day**!

> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Seriously, doesn’t the guy _ever_ sleep?

Good one. 😴

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**Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3504 "2020-09-12T13:16:53Z")

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Right?! Maybe he should look into a new pillow!

I’m sorry. I’m ashamed of myself.

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> Hmmm…it’s not good to have bombshells pushing each other off the front page. They should be spaced out evenly—one per week until Election Day.

The fact that the sheer volume of trump scandals keeps any one from sticking for too long reminds me of this scene from The Simpsons when Mr. Burns goes for a checkup and finds out he has so many diseases that none can take hold, which is why he’s still alive. Doc: “we call it Three Stooges Syndrome”. Also a good description of the trump admin.

Relevant part starts around 1:30

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/DnBtoOAhba4/hqdefault.jpg "Mr. Burns Goes for a Check Up") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnBtoOAhba4)

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
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> [@WolfpackJeep](#):
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> The [FDA](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/09/04/health/oleandrin-coronavirus-fda-mypillow/index.html&ved=2ahUKEwi8gZLOmuPrAhVYlHIEHXZmAAsQFjACegQIAhAB&usg=AOvVaw1iM_UDRdIIFv1IMfAUXH9N&ampcf=1) has already shut it down,

Hucksters gotta huck.

> **[My Pillow Settles Consumer Lawsuit Over Health Claims for $1 Million](https://www.consumerreports.org/my-pillow/my-pillow-health-claims-lawsuit-settlement/)**
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> My Pillow is fined almost $1 million for allegedly making misleading health claims that the pillows can alleviate a variety of sleeping issues and health problems. Consumer Reports has the details.

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**Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3507 "2020-09-12T15:28:10Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> I think you mean with the Taliban.
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> Aside: My late father used to joke in Spanish that a family once got worried sick when they heard that a daughter was going to run away with “el Tal Ivan”. Turned out to be with a “Tal” (So-and-so) “Ivan” (Guy with a Russian name)

Cute story. 🙂

Re the Taliban, you’re right. I guess the newscaster that reminded me of that particular shocker also got it wrong. Honestly, I don’t know how the news folks keep on top of it all as well as they do.

Thanks for setting me straight!

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3508 "2020-09-12T17:52:03Z")

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Individual 1 tweeted again today that North Carolinians should vote twice, and once again, Twitter covered the tweet with a warning notice.

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Some things just need repeating until heard

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
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Roger Stone wants Individual 1 to declare martial law, nationalize state police, seize ballots, and declare the election unfair, and take over the country.

> **[Roger Stone calls for Trump to seize total power if he loses the election](https://www.mediamatters.org/roger-stone/roger-stone-calls-trump-seize-total-power-if-he-loses-election)**

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**Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3511 "2020-09-12T20:08:13Z")

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Just a few days after small white chunks are seen on video spewing from trump’s mouth, trump accuses Biden of being on drugs:

> **[Trump uses Fox News interview to accuse Biden of taking drugs](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/sep/12/trump-biden-drugs-fox-news-interview)**
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> President makes unsubstantiated claim in interview with Jeanine Pirro to be broadcast on Saturday night

From The Guardian, which has a nice sense of humor (bolding mine):

> [@](#):
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> Fox News will broadcast an interview on Saturday night in which [Donald Trump](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/donaldtrump) accuses Joe Biden of taking performance-enhancing drugs.
> 
> “I think there’s probably – possibly – drugs involved,” Trump told [Jeanine Pirro](https://www.foxnews.com/shows/justice-jeanine), in a released excerpt. “That’s what I hear. I mean, there’s possibly drugs. **I don’t know how you can go from being so bad where you can’t even get out a sentence…”**
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> **Trump did not finish his own sentence,** but he went on to say he was referring to the Democratic presidential nominee’s hesitant performances in [early primary debates](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/jun/27/second-democratic-debate-joe-biden-bernie-sanders), before his surge to victory on the back of [a win in South Carolina](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2020/feb/29/south-carolina-primary-results-live-joe-biden-bernie-sanders-latest-updates).  
> \<snip\>  
> Trump’s claim came not long after his oldest son, Donald Trump Jr, [denied](https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-jr-denies-rnc-speech-was-fueled-by-cocaine-blames-lighting-for-sweaty-head) claims he used cocaine before speaking at the Republican convention.

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Individual 1 claims that people are getting ballots mailed to their dogs.  
[https://theguardiansofdemocracy.com/trump-claims-dogs-are-getting-ballots-to-vote-raising-concerns-about-his-mental-health/](https://theguardiansofdemocracy.com/trump-claims-dogs-are-getting-ballots-to-vote-raising-concerns-about-his-mental-health/)

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2020, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3513 "2020-09-13T05:59:07Z")

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He probably heard about this sort of thing and equated it with ballots.

[https://www.petmd.com/news/strange-but-true/cats-and-dogs-get-credit-card-offers-30646](https://www.petmd.com/news/strange-but-true/cats-and-dogs-get-credit-card-offers-30646)

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Individual 1 claims that people are getting ballots mailed to their dogs.

I wonder who the dogs are voting for.

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I think the answer to that is obvious: Who let the dogs out with a pardon?

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Is it too soon to say “He’s fucking losing it”?

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2020, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3517 "2020-09-13T14:34:12Z")

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He knows that the only dogs that will vote for him are the Russian Wolfhounds.

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