# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083 "2020-06-22T03:36:45Z")\
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Trump says White House (him) can overrule stricter COVID-19 vaccine guidelines that FDA might issue.

Real reassuring. I suppose he can order them to release a vaccine made out of pea soup and pigs’ ears and they’d be forced to release it.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2020, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3939 "2020-09-24T17:39:59Z")

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This is music to my soul.

> <https://twitter.com/funder/status/1309156250802946053>

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That was good. Angry tweetstorm forthcoming.

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2020, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3941 "2020-09-24T17:53:57Z")

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> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#):
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> This is music to my soul.
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> [https://twitter.com/funder/status/1309156250802946053](https://twitter.com/funder/status/1309156250802946053)

“Are they saying ‘vote him out’ to me?”  
“No, sir, they’re saying…ummm…Vote for Don!”

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2020, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3942 "2020-09-24T17:54:52Z")

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What are they chanting? Is it “Trump will die”?

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2020, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3943 "2020-09-24T17:58:10Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> What are they chanting?

Like @TroutMan said, “Vote him out!”

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2020, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3944 "2020-09-24T18:02:54Z")

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Trump is so delusional that he’s hearing cheers and “four more years”.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2020, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3945 "2020-09-24T18:10:15Z")

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Got it. “Vote him out!”. Went to a computer with better speakers.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2020, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3946 "2020-09-24T18:12:44Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> And here I was merely going to suggest Mace. (The spray, not the medieval weapon.)

Awww. I’d pay money for a _mano a mano_ debate.

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2020, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3947 "2020-09-24T18:53:07Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> > [@Sherrerd](#):
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> > And here I was merely going to suggest Mace. (The spray, not the medieval weapon.)
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> Awww. I’d pay money for a _mano a mano_ debate.

Or a foot race involving ramps.

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85IdNSr7uDY)

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2020, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3948 "2020-09-24T19:15:20Z")

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There is an old aphorism that seems to describe CFSG’s behavior. It goes something like “To win, it takes courage, strength, cunning and endurance; to lose, it takes _everything you’ve got_.”

This is why he seems to be desperately pulling out all the stops.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2020, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3949 "2020-09-24T19:18:56Z")

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I was hearing, “Go fuck off!” Vote him out makes more sense.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2020, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3950 "2020-09-24T19:27:25Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> > [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> > Trump has been clumsily telegraphing this plot for months — not generally the smartest way to overthrow a government, which is best done in secret.
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> Quote is from the article, not @ThelmaLou
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> That is old think. What we have found in the last few years (has it really only been 4 years?) is that, if it is done in public, then it is assumed to be legal by the supporters.
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> This is no secret coup, this is a bully coming up and telling you that he’s going to take your lunch money, and as long as he does it in the open and in front of the teacher, rather than behind the gym, it is perfectly acceptable.

[This owl is hilarious. Hey, how much for the owl?](http://amultiverse.com/comic/2020/08/24/full-disclosure/)

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**Post date:** [September 24, 2020, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3951 "2020-09-24T19:37:48Z")

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> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#):
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> This is music to my soul.
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> [https://twitter.com/funder/status/1309156250802946053](https://twitter.com/funder/status/1309156250802946053)

I’m sorry you had to not see that, Justice Ginsburg.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2020, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3952 "2020-09-24T20:18:14Z")

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Individual 1’s niece Mary is suing him, his sister, and the estate of their dead brother Robert, claiming they squeezed her out of her rightful inheritance.

> **[Mary Trump Sues President and Family, Claiming Fraud of Millions (Published...](https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/24/nyregion/mary-trump-suing-trump-family.html)**
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> Two months after she claimed in a tell-all book that her family cheated her out of her inheritance, Ms. Trump made similar allegations in a civil suit in Manhattan.

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**Post date:** [September 24, 2020, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3953 "2020-09-24T20:33:19Z")

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> Blockquote  
> “A joke is a good camouflage. Next best comes sentiment… But the best camouflage of all - in my opinion - is the plain and simple truth. Because nobody ever believes it.”  
> ― Max Frisch

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**Post date:** [September 24, 2020, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3954 "2020-09-24T20:39:06Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> Awww. I’d pay money for a _mano a mano_ debate.

“If both survive the _lirpa_…”

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If there’s a debate, I think Biden would be well served by exactly one moment of looking at Trump when he says something, then Biden pauses, smiles, laughs, and says “What are you _talking_ about, that makes no sense at all!” Pick the moment carefully for when Trump is at full-ramble and just belly-laugh at him. That should effectively derail Trump for the entire night, not that he’s ever particularly on-rail even at the best of times.

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**Post date:** [September 24, 2020, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3956 "2020-09-24T20:51:19Z")

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And here we go.

> **[U.S. federal prosecutor announces inquiry into discarded ballots](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-fraud/federal-prosecutor-announces-inquiry-into-nine-discarded-ballots-cast-for-trump-idUSKCN26F3H8?il=0)**
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> A top federal prosecutor in the battleground state of Pennsylvania on Thursday said his office was investigating a small number of military ballots cast for President Donald Trump that had been "discarded."

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**Post date:** [September 24, 2020, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/3957 "2020-09-24T21:41:54Z")

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> Of the nine ballots that were discarded and then recovered, seven were cast for presidential candidate Donald Trump.

Of the 14 ballots that were discarded and not recovered 14 were for Joe Biden. 😉

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