# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083 "2020-06-22T03:36:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2020, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/5218 "2020-10-20T21:37:12Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> I’m a little surprised Trump hasn’t yet mentioned the Biden-Harris plan to add kittenburgers to the school lunch program.

Everybody knows the leftist Commie Nazis are a bunch of Vegans, so the kittens will simply be killed in front of the kids while the kids are forced to eat unflavored tofuburgers.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2020, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/5219 "2020-10-20T22:36:39Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> > [@JohnT](#):
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> > Today, Trump called in to Fox & Friends.
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> > > How it started:
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> Why do they look like they’re expecting something different?

Looks to me like they are about to shit out 3 nice Trump-shaped bricks.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2020, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/5220 "2020-10-20T22:52:00Z")

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> [@BlankSlate](#):
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> > [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> > I want to see Guilliani locked up.
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> When asked about Mr. Polemic’s comments, Mr. Giuliani replied: 9/11 9/11 9/11. Oh, and 9/11.

No longer bothering with “noun, verb?” Guess it saves him some time.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2020, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/5221 "2020-10-20T23:01:53Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> Trump’s people have apparently been burning through his campaign war chest way too fast and stupidly.

Hey, they’re each only burning _their_ half…

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2020, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/5222 "2020-10-20T23:12:44Z")

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They may have declined the story initially, but they’re sure still pushing it as their only story right now.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2020, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/5223 "2020-10-20T23:17:09Z")

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> [@Mike\_Mabes](#):
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> > [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> > I really hope Guilliani is investigated throroughly in this obvious scam. Find out who planted the laptop, who manufactured the bogus crap, and move on them like a ton of bricks. I want to see Guilliani locked up.
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> Censorship at FOX! Of course that is all they are talking about now.

[![](https://am14.mediaite.com/med/cnt/uploads/2020/10/GettyImages-1253701355-1536x1024.jpg) ](https://am14.mediaite.com/med/cnt/uploads/2020/10/GettyImages-1253701355-1536x1024.jpg)

Once again the question arises: can Giuliani see himself in a mirror?

[![](https://i0.wp.com/bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Nosferatu.jpg?w=1480&ssl=1) ](https://i0.wp.com/bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Nosferatu.jpg?w=1480&ssl=1)

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**Author:** ![Mike\_Mabes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mike_mabes/32/1782_2.png) [@Mike\_Mabes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_Mabes)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2020, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/5224 "2020-10-20T23:27:03Z")

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“Breaking” story on FOX TV. The FBI has Hunter’s laptop.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2020, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/5225 "2020-10-20T23:29:58Z")

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> [@Mike\_Mabes](#):
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> “Breaking” story on FOX TV. The FBI has Hunter’s laptop…

I’m sure they do have a laptop that a Trump supporter and close friend of Russian agents claims is Hunter’s laptop.

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**Author:** ![Mike\_Mabes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mike_mabes/32/1782_2.png) [@Mike\_Mabes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_Mabes)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2020, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/5226 "2020-10-20T23:31:32Z")

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And on the website, a Biden as featrues a guy who dontated to Biden’s campaign. Will the scandals never end?

> **[Biden campaign faces backlash for TV ad depicting Michigan tech CEO as...](https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-campaign-ad-michigan-tech-ceo-struggling-bar-owner)**
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> The Biden team is under fire for releasing a TV campaign ad last week depicting a Michigan bar owner struggling to keep his business afloat during the pandemic.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2020, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/5227 "2020-10-20T23:46:56Z")

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Collapse.

Trump just released his campaign figures for September:

$63 million cash on hand  
$1.4 million in debt.

That is a catastrophically low $ amount of COH this late in the campaign. People just aren’t donating to him.

> <https://twitter.com/ShaneGoldmacher/status/1318696063721705474?s=19>

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2020, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/5228 "2020-10-20T23:48:21Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> People just aren’t donating to him.

And he does so much for them. He even learned what “quid pro quo” means, and uses it regularly.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2020, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/5229 "2020-10-20T23:49:07Z")

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BUTTS ARE HURT, DOPERS!!!

> <https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1318675787973840896?s=19>

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2020, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/5230 "2020-10-20T23:52:25Z")

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Who knew that Tiffany would turn out to be the dumb one? Tiffany at a gay pride event talking about how much her daddy has done for gay people and that he’ll find a cure for AIDS.

> **[Eric Trump Is the Dumbest Trump. Tiffany Trump: Hold My Bud Light Lime-A-Rita](https://www.theroot.com/eric-trump-is-the-dumbest-trump-tiffany-trump-hold-my-1845425513)**
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> Before polling began, America would have assumed that Eric Trump was the dumbest Trump. But a new poll from “Fuck these kids” has found that Tiffany Trump is surging in Southern states and places where white people wear shorts all year round despite...

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2020, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/5231 "2020-10-21T00:23:24Z")

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Butt. Hurt.

> <https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1318691887939788803?s=19>

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2020, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/5232 "2020-10-21T00:35:34Z")

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Dinner is served…

> <https://twitter.com/TheJusticeDept/status/1318702641430528001?s=19>

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2020, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/5233 "2020-10-21T00:38:13Z")

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Sounds like Leslie Stahl was asking tough questions, possibly even following up on them.

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2020, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/5234 "2020-10-21T01:05:29Z")

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Wait, this isn’t from last year? I could’ve sworn I saw something similar in, like, mid to late 2019.

Did Fox & Friends actually have such a short memory that this happened more than once to them?

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2020, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/5235 "2020-10-21T01:13:32Z")

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It’s kind of a recurring gag, but yes, this isn’t the first time the F&F people came away with those sort of looks on their faces, though these pics are from today.

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2020, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/5236 "2020-10-21T01:23:15Z")

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Wow, I’m surprised that they still look happy and pleased at the beginning. Do they keep thinking, this time will be different?

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2020, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/5237 "2020-10-21T01:54:59Z")

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For context, F&F was encouraging him to take a different approach in the next debate and maybe not interrupt so often. Trump was having none of that and instead went off on some weird tangents involving Hunter Biden, Hillary, and Hispanic polls.

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