# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083 "2020-06-22T03:36:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 353
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7061 "2020-11-27T20:25:27Z")
This just in: > **[Trump U-Turns On Day-Old Promise To Leave White House, Insists Biden ‘Prove’...](https://www.forbes.com/sites/roberthart/2020/11/27/trump-u-turns-on-day-old-promise-to-leave-white-house-insists-biden-prove-his-votes-were-legal/?sh=70fa2ec3318f)** > > Trump told reporters on Thanksgiving that he would “certainly” leave the White House if the electoral college elected Biden. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7062 "2020-11-27T20:37:46Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > This just in: > [Trump U-Turns On Day-Old Promise To Leave White House, Insists Biden ‘Prove’ His Votes Were Legal](https://www.forbes.com/sites/roberthart/2020/11/27/trump-u-turns-on-day-old-promise-to-leave-white-house-insists-biden-prove-his-votes-were-legal/?sh=70fa2ec3318f) >   Great news! My one great wish is to see the orange shitstain forcibly removed. Unfortunately I think Biden and the Secret Service have too much class to actually show it, but it will be a delight to hear about it, and I can just replay it in my mind, over and over again. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7063 "2020-11-27T21:02:11Z")
Whatever he says, Trump doesn’t have the courage to try to stay in the White House beyond January 20. His instinct to make as big a mess as possible will be overcome by his personal cowardice. He’ll make a big bluff, then slink out in the middle of the night sometime before the deadline. ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7064 "2020-11-27T21:11:31Z")
My personal preference is that he refuses to leave, pulls a pistol, and gets gunned down like Nixon did. > **[July 10, 1974](https://www.theonion.com/july-10-1974-1819587585)** > > The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7065 "2020-11-27T21:13:41Z")
I’m envisioning the stupid: DumpsterFire gathers the ~~brownshirts~~ proud boys to surround the White House saying it’s a mandate to continue. The siege continues until food deliveries are found to be dildos and barrels of lube. The cretins slowly slink off. I give it TWO WEEKS. Biden and Harris get the place treated for hazmat and damage. Finally getting in on or about 1 March. ---
**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7066 "2020-11-27T21:20:21Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > I’m envisioning the stupid: DumpsterFire gathers the ~~brownshirts~~ proud boys to surround the White House saying it’s a mandate to continue Proud Boys’ ~~Fuhrer~~ leader, standing in front of the gates that CFSG had set in front of the White House: “They’re going to have to go **right over** us to get in there to remove our President!” _Footage of helicopters as they fly right over the siege line and set down on the lawn_. PB ~~F~~ L: “Shit… Didn’t think of that.” ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7067 "2020-11-27T21:20:54Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Whatever he says, Trump doesn’t have the courage to try to stay in the White House beyond January 20. His instinct to make as big a mess as possible will be overcome by his personal cowardice. He’ll make a big bluff, then slink out in the middle of the night sometime before the deadline. Carting off all of the fixtures from the White House. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7068 "2020-11-27T21:27:21Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > The siege continues until food deliveries are found to be dildos and barrels of lube. The cretins slowly slink off. But they take the dildos and lube. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7069 "2020-11-27T22:53:53Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > I like how in that press conference, after getting frustrated for being asked whether or not he will concede after the electoral college vote he cuts off the reporter and calls on someone else, who then proceeds to ask him the exact same question. 😄 > > You can’t escape Donny boy! It _was_ great to see that fellowship and solidarity among the press. I’ve been reading the comments on the OAN website off and on. You want to talk about people who are totally out of touch? The comments on that site would be hilarious if they weren’t so frighteningly depressing. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7070 "2020-11-27T22:56:57Z")
Trump would never know that he has lost security clearance unless Putin tells him. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7071 "2020-11-27T23:19:36Z")
> [@scabpicker](#): > > My personal preference is that he refuses to leave, pulls a pistol, and gets gunned down like Nixon did. Or Warden Norton at least. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2020, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7072 "2020-11-28T00:35:19Z")
The Individual campaign paid $3 million to do recounts in Milwaukee and Dane Counties, Wisconsin. The count is completed in Milwaukee County, and Biden _picked up_ 132 votes. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2020, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7073 "2020-11-28T00:37:54Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > The Individual campaign paid $3 million to do recounts in Milwaukee and Dane Counties, Wisconsin. The count is completed in Milwaukee County, and Biden _picked up_ 132 votes. - Damn but Biden drives a hard bargain. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2020, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7074 "2020-11-28T01:21:00Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > Great news! My one great wish is to see the orange shitstain forcibly removed. Hear, hear. I’d pay to see that on live TeeVee. Well, not a lot. Maybe 15, no, 10 bucks or so. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2020, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7075 "2020-11-28T01:31:03Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Hear, hear. I’d pay to see that on live TeeVee. Well, not a lot. Maybe 15, no, 10 bucks or so. Can I watch it live and then pay in two weeks? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2020, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7076 "2020-11-28T02:18:25Z")
Tuesday ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2020, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7077 "2020-11-28T03:18:01Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > The Individual campaign paid $3 million to do recounts in Milwaukee and Dane Counties, Wisconsin. The count is completed in Milwaukee County, and Biden _picked up_ 132 votes. That’s nearly $23,000.00 per vote. That Soros guy has some deep pockets. Where do I sign up? Wait. What? DumpsterFire’s campaign paid for them. Wow, that’s really advanced multi-dimensional chess right there. ---
**Author:** ![tripthicket](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripthicket/32/297_2.png) [@tripthicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tripthicket)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2020, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7078 "2020-11-28T04:09:55Z")
Hell of a deal 45 made there. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2020, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7079 "2020-11-28T16:14:49Z")
> [@tripthicket](#): > > Hell of a deal 45 made there He knows the art. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2020, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7080 "2020-11-28T16:27:11Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > > [@tripthicket](#): > > > > Hell of a deal 45 made there > > He knows the art. - Looks like a finger painting by a two-year-old. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083.md?page=352) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083.md?page=354)