# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083 "2020-06-22T03:36:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 365
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7301 "2020-12-06T00:42:28Z")
Here’s the chart (from this morning). [![](https://i.imgur.com/GuzTxKO.jpg) ](https://i.imgur.com/GuzTxKO.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7302 "2020-12-06T00:50:25Z")
Yeah, one of those who was no comment changed their mind so that 25 became 26 later in the day. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7303 "2020-12-06T00:57:29Z")
Profiles in courage. ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7304 "2020-12-06T01:03:58Z")
Donnie just tweeted out a “RINO” slam at the unknown 26, along with a gratuitous slam at fake news Washington Post for reporting it. He’s a pistol, our president is. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7305 "2020-12-06T01:12:48Z")
The spirit of the House Unamerican Activities Committee lives on. No surprise, since Trump learned the trade from Roy Cohn.[https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/top-5-hollywood-blacklist-informants-840434](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/top-5-hollywood-blacklist-informants-840434) ---
**Author:** ![Mike\_Mabes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mike_mabes/32/1782_2.png) [@Mike\_Mabes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_Mabes)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7306 "2020-12-06T02:36:41Z")
I have rewritten some lyrics to Sweet Home Alabama. Since I have recently moved back to my home town in Virginia, it is now Sweet Home in Virginia. And I changed one verse to In Charlotsville they love the president His reign of terror is now up Now Donald Trump does not bother me we are going to lock him up (lock him up!) Not sure how Charlottesville voted, maybe it should be Richmond town ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7307 "2020-12-06T03:17:37Z")
At today’s rally allegedly for Loeffler and Perdue, but really for Individual 1: “I like cucumbers.” They also played YMCA and “Fortunate Son”. Irony is dead. ---
**Author:** ![icon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c6cbf5/32.png) [@icon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/icon)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7308 "2020-12-06T04:27:11Z")
> [@Mike\_Mabes](#): > > I have rewritten some lyrics to Sweet Home Alabama. Since I have recently moved back to my home town in Virginia, it is now Sweet Home in Virginia. And I changed one verse to > > In Charlotsville they love the president > His reign of terror is now up > Now Donald Trump does not bother me > we are going to lock him up (lock him up!) > > Not sure how Charlottesville voted, maybe it should be Richmond town Unfortunately you are wrong on both counts, Charlottesville was 85% Biden and Richmond 83% Biden. It should be noted that the incident in Charlottesville was not one that the residents supported. `//i\\` ---
**Author:** ![Mike\_Mabes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mike_mabes/32/1782_2.png) [@Mike\_Mabes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_Mabes)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7309 "2020-12-06T04:38:29Z")
I was thinking Richmond because of the Civil War. But demographics have changed. But, Charlottesvile works in a way, that was the city of the big controversary. OK most people there, as you have noted, did not support Trump. There aren’t that many well knows cities in VA. Maybe I just say, In my hometown they loved the President. But, my hometown voted for BIden, but that was only because of 20k students. But the “real” citizens were probably 80 percent Trump ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7310 "2020-12-06T08:46:38Z")
[ This Black Friday ](https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/528587-trump-says-he-will-back-coronavirus-relief-if-congress-can-reach-deal) I got the news that the king of the world said he’ll back the $908 billion relief package slated for this Monday, but any major dude will tell you that the twisted pretzel logic of Trump supporters (in need of aid) trying to somehow peg the blame on the demon-rats (if Trump backpedals on what he said) is so bloody symptomatic of their electoral dirty work for President Show Biz Kid’s royal scam. His followers’ll just do it again. I mean, hey: nineteen quatloos that only a fool would say that Trump will prevail; rather - come Jan. 21, the cornered fez-wearer will be in the oval, braying “don’t take me alive”. The salience of this would be acknowledged even at my old school - it’s almost gothic. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7311 "2020-12-06T09:21:57Z")
Is anyone else getting the impression that the chances of the orange shit-gibbon being memorialized on Mt Rushmore are getting to be vanishingly small? It’s too bad, because he went to all the trouble of posing for it, and [then called the governor of South Dakota to demand that his mug be carved into the mountain at once](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/white-house-trump-mount-rushmore-1041570/). There’s still a chance that somewhere, they may name a sewage treatment plant after him, and maybe even build it in the shape of his grinning mug. Or perhaps a federal prison, honoring his lengthy stay there. [![](https://www.rollingstone.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-1224640981.jpg) ](https://www.rollingstone.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-1224640981.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7312 "2020-12-06T10:40:31Z")
> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#): > > [This Black Friday](https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/528587-trump-says-he-will-back-coronavirus-relief-if-congress-can-reach-deal) I got the news that the king of the world said he’ll back the $908 billion relief package slated for this Monday, but any major dude will tell you that the twisted pretzel logic of Trump supporters (in need of aid) trying to somehow peg the blame on the demon-rats (if Trump backpedals on what he said) is so bloody symptomatic of their electoral dirty work for President Show Biz Kid’s royal scam. His followers’ll just do it again. > I mean, hey: nineteen quatloos that only a fool would say that Trump will prevail; rather - come Jan. 21, the cornered fez-wearer will be in the oval, braying “don’t take me alive”. The salience of this would be acknowledged even at my old school - it’s almost gothic. Drink your big black cow and get out of here! 😁 ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7313 "2020-12-06T13:05:49Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > At today’s rally allegedly for Loeffler and Perdue, but really for Individual 1: > “I like cucumbers.” Yeah, but you left out the important part! He also said: “I’m the only one!” WTF?? > **[Trump Says He's the Only Person Who Likes Cucumbers](https://www.newsweek.com/trump-says-hes-only-person-who-likes-cucumbers-1552644)** > > President Donald Trump told supporters 'I like cucumbers—I'm the only one' during a rally in Georgia. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7314 "2020-12-06T13:39:06Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Yeah, but you left out the important part! He also said: “I’m the only one!” WTF?? “Nobody ever heard of cucumbers, by the way. You never saw Obama eating cucumbers. You’ll never see Sleepy Joe, he probably doesn’t even know what cucumbers are, but ever since I started talking about cucumbers, a lot of people are finding out about them. Maybe they’ll catch on - we’ll see what happens, we’re going to be making a big announcement about cucumbers in the next two weeks, and I think a lot of people are going to be very impressed by what we’ll be finding out. They’re much better than pickles. Nobody wants pickles, but Nancy and Cryin’ Chuck, if your governor lets them have their way, you’re not going to have hamburgers anymore. Your wife is going to be saying ‘Honey, can we have hamburgers tonight, President Trump is on television’ - and you’re going to have to tell her no, Nancy says we have to have pickles tonight.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7315 "2020-12-06T13:46:07Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > > [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > > > At today’s rally allegedly for Loeffler and Perdue, but really for Individual 1: > > “I like cucumbers.” - > > Yeah, but you left out the important part! He also said: “I’m the only one!” WTF?? > > [Trump Says He's the Only Person Who Likes Cucumbers](https://www.newsweek.com/trump-says-hes-only-person-who-likes-cucumbers-1552644) Maybe he thinks they’re spelled “Qcumbers”. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7316 "2020-12-06T13:56:22Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > “Nobody ever heard of cucumbers, by the way. You never saw Obama eating cucumbers. You’ll never see Sleepy Joe, he probably doesn’t even know what cucumbers are, but ever since I started talking about cucumbers, a lot of people are finding out about them. Maybe they’ll catch on - we’ll see what happens, we’re going to be making a big announcement about cucumbers in the next two weeks, and I think a lot of people are going to be very impressed by what we’ll be finding out. They’re much better than pickles. Nobody wants pickles, but Nancy and Cryin’ Chuck, if your governor lets them have their way, you’re not going to have hamburgers anymore. Your wife is going to be saying ‘Honey, can we have hamburgers tonight, President Trump is on television’ - and you’re going to have to tell her no, Nancy says we have to have pickles tonight.” 🤣 I needed that! ---
**Author:** ![bobsmom101](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobsmom101/32/2867_2.png) [@bobsmom101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobsmom101)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7317 "2020-12-06T14:45:27Z")
😂 @smapti has outed himself as CFSG’s tweet ghostwriter. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7318 "2020-12-06T16:14:11Z")
> [@aurora\_maire](#): > > > [@Guest-starring\_Id](#): > > > > [This Black Friday > > ([https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/528587-trump-says-he-will-back-coronavirus-relief-if-congress-can-reach-deal](https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/528587-trump-says-he-will-back-coronavirus-relief-if-congress-can-reach-deal)) I got the news that the king of the world said he’ll back the $908 billion relief package slated for this Monday, but any major dude will tell you that the twisted pretzel logic of Trump supporters (in need of aid) trying to somehow peg the blame on the demon-rats (if Trump backpedals on what he said) is so bloody symptomatic of their electoral dirty work for President Show Biz Kid’s royal scam. His followers’ll just do it again. > > I mean, hey: nineteen quatloos that only a fool would say that Trump will prevail; rather - come Jan. 21, the cornered fez-wearer will be in the oval, braying “don’t take me alive”. The salience of this would be acknowledged even at my old school - it’s almost gothic. > > Drink your big black cow and get out of here! 😁 Just visualize CFSG as one of the participants in the scene in that Burroughs novel that involves the use of Steely Dan III. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7319 "2020-12-06T16:45:26Z")
Daddy don’t live in that New York City no more! ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7320 "2020-12-06T17:25:03Z")
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