# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083 "2020-06-22T03:36:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7321 "2020-12-06T17:28:43Z")

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Great googly moogly! Your mastery of Trump-ese is a wonder to behold!

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Great googly moogly! Your mastery of Trump-ese is a wonder to behold!-

Yeah, it is…maybe you should consider seeing someone about that… 🧐

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7323 "2020-12-06T20:45:11Z")

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I’ve just seen, in breaking news on my NPR app, that Trump has tweeted that Rudy Giuliani has tested positive for “the China Virus” (Trump’s words, not mine).

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7324 "2020-12-06T21:12:51Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> There’s still a chance that somewhere, they may name a sewage treatment plant after him, and maybe even build it in the shape of his grinning mug. Or perhaps a federal prison, honoring his lengthy stay there.

I’d suggest a garbage scow, but a ship bearing his name should not be _hauling_ garbage…

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7325 "2020-12-06T21:19:10Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> I’d suggest a garbage scow, but a ship bearing his name should not be _hauling_ garbage…

what an enterprising idea…

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7326 "2020-12-06T21:20:31Z")

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> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> I’ve just seen, in breaking news on my NPR app, that Trump has tweeted that Rudy Giuliani has tested positive for “the China Virus” (Trump’s words, not mine).

My first thought upon hearing that was “Can COVID be spread via farts?” - because apparently he dealt one earlier this week that stunk up a good sized room.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7327 "2020-12-06T21:28:59Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Well done!

Thanks - as long as **scabpicker** sees it - he _luvz_ them. 🙂

> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Great googly moogly!

Mojo Nixon circa, say, '86?

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7328 "2020-12-06T21:45:38Z")

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> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> I’ve just seen, in breaking news on my NPR app, that Trump has tweeted that Rudy Giuliani has tested positive for “the China Virus” (Trump’s words, not mine)

Why aren’t we all calling it “the White House Virus” yet?

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7329 "2020-12-06T21:49:12Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> Mojo Nixon circa, say, '86?

Willie Dixon with Howlin’ Wolf, “Going Down Slow”.

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/s865qLWy8-g/hqdefault.jpg "GOIN' DOWN SLOW HOWLIN' WOLF") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s865qLWy8-g)

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**Author:** ![Ulf\_the\_Unwashed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Ulf\_the\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulf_the_Unwashed)\
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Didja hear? Giuliani has the White House virus!

I like it. Trouble is the WH will be somebody else’s before too long, someone who should not be tarred with the Trump brush.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
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> [@Ulf\_the\_Unwashed](#):
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> Didja hear? Giuliani has the White House virus!
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> I like it. Trouble is the WH will be somebody else’s before too long, someone who should not be tarred with the Trump brush

Good point! “The Republican Virus”?

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
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MAGA Miasma

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
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Too bad about Giuliani getting the 'rona. It’ll presumably take him out of circulation for a while, and he’s been such a source of rich comedy, and so disastrous for Trump. Hope he gets back on the job ASAP, and continues his excellent work on ship-sinking!

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> Hope he gets back on the job ASAP, and continues his excellent work on ship-sinking!

A this point the Trump campaign is pretty much like [Truk Lagoon.](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/f9/f2/1f/f9f21f9fe4e842e2dd9b2cd2aaaf885f.jpg) There ain’t that many ships left to sink.

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There’s always the Georgia Senate election. We need to get OANN and Fox News to spread the ‘why bother?’ meme some more.

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According to several rando twitter sources, Rudy has been taken to the hospital. So, I guess that is what it is, to borrow a phrase, but he may not be coming back from shit.

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**Author:** ![Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiendish_astronaut/32/3295_2.png) [@Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiendish_Astronaut)\
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I assumed he had it when he did that press conference and was sweating so profusely that his hair dye was running. I then assumed they/he decided not to announce it publicly, or maybe refused to take a test and carry on regardless.

But they might feel obliged to announce it if he’s been taken to hospital.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> According to several rando twitter sources, Rudy has been taken to the hospital.

The NY Times reported [he was at the Georgetown University Medical Center,](https://www.nytimes.com/live/2020/12/06/world/covid-19-coronavirus#rudy-giuliani-covid) based on an unattributed source. It is not clear if he was admitted or just there for tests.

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Jenna Ellis sat next to Rudy at the table at the Michigan legislature hearings Thursday. Friday she attended a White House Christmas party for senior staff.

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> MAGA Miasma

MAGAlady?

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