# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083 "2020-06-22T03:36:45Z")\
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The majority of Parler denizens in a nutshell (18:00 - 19:15):

> **[Barney Miller S02e04 - Ambush - video Dailymotion](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44frdy)**
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> Watch Barney Miller S02e04 - Ambush - Drive on Dailymotion

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2020, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7502 "2020-12-12T16:40:18Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> “The lair of Javanka” sounds like it ought to be the title of an old D&D adventure module.

😀

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**Post date:** [December 12, 2020, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7503 "2020-12-12T16:50:56Z")

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> [@SingleMalt](#):
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> Just give it a little time. The island is only something like 12 feet above sea level. Global warming and Mother Nature will scour it clean.

And for anyone who believes Javanka _et.al._ won’t come crying to the government to “make them whole,” I have some nice oceanfront property in Montana I’d be willing to cut a deal on.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
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> <https://twitter.com/BetteMidler/status/1337450867222581249?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1337450867222581249%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftalkedabout.com%2Fthreads%2Fthe-donald-trump-humor-thread.36%2Fpage-11>

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2020, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7505 "2020-12-12T19:50:25Z")

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The founder of the Proud Boys claims he was invited for a meeting with Individual 1 at the White House this morning (the right is marching in Washington today). The White House claims that he was just there on a tour. But most people on White House tours don’t pose for photos on the front portico of the White House.  
I saw it on Twitter, but the only news agency I can see carrying the story is RT, so I’m not going to link to them.  
So, what is Individual 1 up to with the Proud Boys? A coup attempt? Targeted assassinations?  
Also, why are the Proud Boys marching in kilts?

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Also, why are the Proud Boys marching in kilts?

Just a guess, but I expect you’ll find some kind of twisted relationship to William Wallace of Scotland. “FFFRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUMMMMMBBBBBB!!!”

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
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Oh for fuck’s sake.

# Trump Pursues Appointing Special Counsel for Election, Hunter Biden

Maybe Mueller is available?

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There’s an unfortunate relationship between American white supremacists and Scottish culture. The burning cross, for instance, is an old Highland custom.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2020, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7509 "2020-12-12T20:12:28Z")

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> [@Typo\_Negative](#):
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> Oh for fuck’s sake.
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> # Trump Pursues Appointing Special Counsel for Election, Hunter Biden
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> Maybe Mueller is available?

This link doesn’t go anywhere.

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> This link doesn’t go anywhere.

Just like all these lawsuits. Hiyoooooo!

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> [@Typo\_Negative](#):
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> # Trump Pursues Appointing Special Counsel for Election, Hunter Biden

Trump wants Hunter Biden to be Special Counsel for the election? That’s surprisingly bipartisan of him…

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[msn story](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-pursues-appointing-special-counsel-for-election-hunter-biden/ar-BB1bRwIz) sourced from wsj (note: msn, not msnbc).

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> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> I think all they are saying is everyone is entitled to their “day in court”, as it were - and the Supreme Court should not have the discretion to reject a case when the Supreme Court is the only venue for legal recourse.

The point of their rejection is that there was no legal standing for them to sue, in other words, there weren’t any courts for which their complaint was a legal recourse. They had no ground on which to sue. It’s not about being scared, it’s about holding to the constitution and the fact that each state runs its own elections and other states don’t have a right to interfere.

“My guy lost” is NOT proof of fraud.

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**Post date:** [December 12, 2020, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7514 "2020-12-12T21:06:12Z")

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> [@Typo\_Negative](#):
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> Trump Pursues Appointing Special Counsel for Election, Hunter Biden

Oh lord. This must be one of the “other options” trump said he was looking into. He really is determined to kill us all on the way out the door. Please someone throw him on a one-way plane ride to Siberia.

I don’t think a special prosecutor has the ability to overturn an election.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
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Will this prosecutor be _special_ in the same sense that Eric Trump, Sidney Powell, and Giuliani’s wine-drunk “witness” are _special_?

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**Post date:** [December 13, 2020, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7516 "2020-12-13T03:23:54Z")

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> [@Skypist](#):
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> Please someone throw him on a one-way plane ride to Siberia

It would be more merciful to send him to Slovenia. At least he’s familiar with the culture.

> [@Skypist](#):
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> I don’t think a special prosecutor has the ability to overturn an election.

But Trump doesn’t know that. That kind of ineffectual ignorance is the only thing that’s saved the country from complete ruin. If he spends half his time between now and Jan 20 trying to get a special prosecutor to overturn the election and the other half trying to get the governor of South Dakota to order his face carved on Mt Rushmore, things might turn out OK once the Secret Service hauls his fat ass out of the White House.

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> It would be more merciful to send him to Slovenia. At least he’s familiar with the culture.

It that because it’s an anagram of “I’ve loans”?

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> **[MAGA Protesters Chant 'Destroy the GOP' at Pro-Trump Rally](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/protesters-chant-destroy-the-gop-at-pro-trump-rally-1102967/?fbclid=IwAR0GPtF7wyVGj3VqpqefI8BUJ5ke_1RZ5hWfvjuxtG_iuXY9-h0ohzb16jk)**
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> A motley crew of pro-Trump figures was in attendance, including conspiracy theorist Alex Jones and Trump’s disgraced former national security advisor Michael Flynn

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> [@Riemann](#):
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> It that because it’s an anagram of “I’ve loans”?

😃 I think it’s more that he’s had sex with a Slovenian woman a few times.

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2020, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7520 "2020-12-13T05:05:23Z")

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So it looks like there’s a new kinda tea party? The Trumpists? Or the I-dunno-how-guvmint-works-so-I’ll-just-guess party?

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