# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083 "2020-06-22T03:36:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2020, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7762 "2020-12-18T16:43:41Z")

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I love the idea of a definitive ruling of Biden’s victory due to suits brought by gamblers.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2020, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7763 "2020-12-18T18:42:30Z")

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Just so, so much criming. Amazing amounts of criming. So much criming that I need to verb the noun ‘crime’.

$617,000,000! And Pence’s nephew was involved!

> <https://twitter.com/GlennKesslerWP/status/1339989748375572482?s=19>

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**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2020, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7764 "2020-12-18T19:14:09Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> Just so, so much criming. Amazing amounts of criming. So much criming that I need to verb the noun ‘crime’.
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> $617,000,000! And Pence’s nephew was involved!
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> [https://twitter.com/GlennKesslerWP/status/1339989748375572482?s=19](https://twitter.com/GlennKesslerWP/status/1339989748375572482?s=19)

Can you share some content from the paywalled BI article?

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**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2020, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7765 "2020-12-18T19:19:03Z")

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Right click, save.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2020, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7766 "2020-12-18T19:40:34Z")

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Here’s a Daily Beast write up of the same content, essentially recapping (and biasing, possibly), the BI report:

> **[Kushner OK’d Trump Campaign Shell Company That Secretly Paid Inner Circle:...](https://www.thedailybeast.com/jared-kushner-okd-trump-campaign-shell-company-that-secretly-paid-inner-circle-says-report)**
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> The shell company, which sucked almost half of the Trump campaign’s funds, had a board stacked with family members and confidantes.

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**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2020, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7767 "2020-12-18T20:04:09Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> Here’s a Daily Beast write up of the same content, essentially recapping (and biasing, possibly), the BI report:
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> [Jared Kushner OK’d Trump Campaign Shell Company That Secretly Paid Inner Circle, Says Report](https://www.thedailybeast.com/jared-kushner-okd-trump-campaign-shell-company-that-secretly-paid-inner-circle-says-report)

Thanks!

> American Made Media Consultants Corporation and American Made Media Consultants LLC, took more than half of the Trump campaign’s massive $1.26 billion war chest and was largely shielded from having to publicly report financial details.

> … the Campaign Legal Center filed a civil complaint with the FEC in June accusing the Trump campaign of laundering $170 million largely through it.

So if you donated to Trump’s campaign to help him get re-elected, it’s a 50/50 bet that your money just disappeared into his family’s pockets.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2020, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7768 "2020-12-18T20:19:31Z")

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> [@Akaj](#):
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> So if you donated to Trump’s campaign to help him get re-elected, it’s a 50/50 bet that your money just disappeared into his family’s pockets.-

ONLY 50/50? I’d guess 90% of your $$ disappeared into the Money Pit that is Trumpy World.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2020, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7769 "2020-12-18T20:29:29Z")

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The guy warming a chair at the DOD has stopped briefings for the Biden interim team.

> **[Acting Defense Secretary Ordered A Halt To Pentagon Briefing With Biden...](https://crooksandliars.com/2020/12/acting-defense-secretary-chris-miller)**
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> Trump's acting DOD secretary is interfering with the transition. Isn't that illegal?

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2020, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7770 "2020-12-18T21:06:09Z")

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To be fair, it is probably a whole lot of work to catalogue all the things that they have fucked up.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2020, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7771 "2020-12-18T21:13:31Z")

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The New York Film Critics have named the actress playing Borat’s daughter as Best Supporting Actress."  
LOL

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2020, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7772 "2020-12-18T21:42:39Z")

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Hilarious.

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**Post date:** [December 18, 2020, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7773 "2020-12-18T23:03:46Z")

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Next, Rudy as Best Suppositoring Actor in a Mockumentary… (Wardrobe Malfunction category)

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2020, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7774 "2020-12-19T00:03:35Z")

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What, you mean this whole Clusterfuck has not been some sort of mockumentary?

[https://www.mynbc5.com/article/us-space-force-members-get-a-new-name-guardians/35017371#](https://www.mynbc5.com/article/us-space-force-members-get-a-new-name-guardians/35017371#)

“Guardians of Total Landscaping”

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2020, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7775 "2020-12-19T00:21:48Z")

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They took their names from a comic book?

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2020, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7776 "2020-12-19T00:22:09Z")

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Do they have an official song yet?

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/_ZKZ_lQ5FWQ/maxresdefault.jpg "Guardians Of The Galaxy - Hooked On A Feeling") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZKZ_lQ5FWQ)

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2020, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7777 "2020-12-19T01:37:25Z")

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Jesus Holy Mary Mother of Christ…sore losers!

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2020, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7778 "2020-12-19T01:39:00Z")

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Why not call them something cool like space rangers or MAG-Aliens?

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2020, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7779 "2020-12-19T01:45:17Z")

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> [@asahi](#):
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> No, as far as I know, you can claim to be king, claim that your property is a sovereign nation. As long as you don’t break any laws and pay your taxes, you can probably claim whatever the hell you want.

> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> So Trump will become Emperor Norton 2.0. Gotcha.

No, no, no. He can call himself President. He can call himself King. But there will only ever be one Emperor of the United States (and Protector of Mexico).

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2020, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7780 "2020-12-19T03:00:17Z")

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So. Pay taxes so the government can feed some poor starving family somewhere, and you call it theft, and call the libs socialists, demand their heads on platters.

Send moolah to the Trump campaign so they can feed their big fat faces, and hey that’s completely hunky dory and on the up and up, continue to worship at said altar.

Gotcha.

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**Post date:** [December 19, 2020, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/7781 "2020-12-19T03:22:03Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Let’s face it… the Clusterfuck will never really be over… it’s the fuck that keeps on fucking…

No, it can’t even remotely fuck; it can only cluster, uselessly.

> [@JohnT](#):
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> So much criming that I need to verb the noun ‘crime’.

Good work. 👍 ✅  
Yeah, it croms out.

Pity the aide who has to elucidate to Don about the necessity for possible Plan 🤢 B’s 🤮 for the Winter White House.

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