# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083 "2020-06-22T03:36:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/787 "2020-07-10T16:03:10Z")

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> [@Slash1972](#):
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> Good luck with that. Last I heard, there are no board members on the MSPB to appeal to.

Not his fault. I guess he can’t be fired, then.

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/788 "2020-07-10T16:04:34Z")

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If he’s fired, then he’s fired. He can appeal to the MSPB to overturn his firing. Which will never happen. So he’ll just stay fired.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/789 "2020-07-10T16:15:06Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Under Federal law, he can be fired if _he is found_ to have engaged in “misconduct, neglect of duty, malfeasance, or failure to accept a direct reassignment or to accompany a position in a transfer of function”, is or to be “less than successful [in his] executive performance.”

Too bad we can’t fire POTUS instead of impeach him. Just to be plain, I’m not talking about not renewing his contract come November.

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**Author:** ![Mike\_Mabes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mike_mabes/32/1782_2.png) [@Mike\_Mabes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_Mabes)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/790 "2020-07-10T17:17:06Z")

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> **[Trump claims he 'aced' cognitive test but offers no proof | CNN Politics](https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/10/politics/trump-cognitive-test/index.html)**
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> President Donald Trump claimed on Thursday that he recently "aced" a cognitive test, his latest attempt to dismiss questions about his mental capabilities and attempt to call into question those of presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe...

And of course, the doctors were “very surprised” by his “unbelievable” results.

Which proves he failed it, in a way. The test only determines if you have any cognitive disfunction, not how smart you are.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/791 "2020-07-10T17:25:12Z")

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Is it normal for the President to be subjected to cognition tests?

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/792 "2020-07-10T17:26:50Z")

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Only if there’s suspicion that he’s brain dead.

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**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/793 "2020-07-10T17:31:40Z")

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I would not brag about “acing” a [MOCA](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montreal_Cognitive_Assessment).

Well, I mean, unless I drew the best clock ever, a perfect clock.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/794 "2020-07-10T17:35:33Z")

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> <https://twitter.com/sarahcpr/status/1281631729409822722>

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/795 "2020-07-10T17:40:46Z")

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Yes. My grad students are astounded that the MoCA or Mini-Mental State Exam can be “bad,” but at that point in their training they haven’t seen someone with dementia or head trauma.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/796 "2020-07-10T18:22:39Z")

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I think Individual 1 is afraid to fire Fauci because he would write a book.

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/797 "2020-07-10T18:45:32Z")

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Sarah Cooper is fantastic.

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**Author:** ![SoToasty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sotoasty/32/2803_2.png) [@SoToasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoToasty)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/798 "2020-07-10T18:53:41Z")

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Acing? As in our Evil Orange Overlord got a 1. He’s Number 1 Right?

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/799 "2020-07-10T19:09:56Z")

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> [@KarlGauss](#):
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> I would not brag about “acing” a [MOCA](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montreal_Cognitive_Assessment).
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> Well, I mean, unless I drew the best clock ever, a perfect clock.

The doctor came up to me, big strong guy, right out of central casting, he had tears in his eyes, and he said, “sir, that’s the most perfectly drawn clock I’ve ever seen. And the way you were able to name those zoo animals…just unbelievable.”.

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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/800 "2020-07-10T19:22:48Z")

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> [@asahi](#):
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> Another “adult in the room,” who thought he could do good for the country by staying in public spotlight to be the voice of reason amid the chaos, is about to be shit canned for making the president look bad.

Fauci did what he could for as long as he could - what more can you ask of someone?

It was inevitable that Fauci was going to be sidelined then, as you put it, “shit-canned” for speaking the truth. Trump always needs a fall guy.

> [@asahi](#):
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> I wish people who really should have known better (Fauci, Mattis, McMaster, etc) would have quit sooner and ripped his ass up in public a lot more vocally. Fuck protecting or respecting the office of the presidency. If 63 million dumb asses who voted for this bag of dicks didn’t respect the office, why should they. The point is to try to reach at least enough people in this group of 63 million and remind them that they made a potentially fatal decision to vote for this idiot.

Standing next to the Doofus-in-Chief gave Fauci a stage he would not otherwise have had and made him a household name. While a lot of Trump’s base is going to follow Trump off a cliff like a herd of lemmings there are lots of other people who now know about Fauci and will continue to follow his advice in another forum.

Yeah, I’m an optimist. It’s what keeps me getting up and going to work in the morning.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/801 "2020-07-10T19:31:41Z")

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> [@asahi](#):
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> If 63 million dumb asses who voted for this bag of dicks didn’t respect the office, why should they.

Actually, the 63 million dumbasses didn’t know what a Drumpfster fire they were electing. I think a better way of stating this sentiment is “If the current occupant doesn’t respect the office, why should they?”

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**Author:** ![Mijin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mijin/32/9369_2.png) [@Mijin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mijin)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/802 "2020-07-10T19:44:32Z")

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> [@solost](#):
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> The doctor came up to me, big strong guy, right out of central casting, he had tears in his eyes, and he said, “sir, that’s the most perfectly drawn clock I’ve ever seen. And the way you were able to name those zoo animals…just unbelievable.”.

That’s almost exactly what I was going to post 😄

Trump also recently had “a friend” tell him he was the most innocent person in the history of the united states (true story…can’t believe there was hardly any mention of this on the news but where do you start with fuckdumb trump statements?).

So in Trump’s telling, his doctor might also add “Trump is the most covid negative person in the world. He has the best least amount of covid, in numbers no-one has ever seen. China virus.”

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**Author:** ![Jeff\_Lichtman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeff_lichtman/32/1531_2.png) [@Jeff\_Lichtman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff_Lichtman)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/803 "2020-07-10T20:14:41Z")

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> [@asahi](#):
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> I wish people who really should have known better (Fauci, Mattis, McMaster, etc) would have quit sooner and ripped his ass up in public a lot more vocally. Fuck protecting or respecting the office of the presidency.

I believe Dr. Fauci was trying to serve the public, not the president or the office. He provided us with valuable information, and contradicted Trump many times at the peril of his own job. He did this even when Trump supporters were threatening his life.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/804 "2020-07-10T20:19:24Z")

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Individual 1’s rally in New Hampshire has been postponed due to bad weather.

> **[Trump Rally in New Hampshire Postponed Over Looming Tropical Storm](https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/politics/trump-looks-to-reboot-reelection-campaign-in-nh/2463238/)**
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> President Donald Trump’s rally in Portsmouth, New Hampshire on Saturday night has been postponed by a week or two, White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany told reporters on Air Force One. The postponement comes with Tropical Storm Fay heading...

I’m sure there’s no possibility that it could be due to few people asking for seats.

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**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/805 "2020-07-10T20:25:56Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Individual 1’s rally in New Hampshire has been postponed due to bad weather.  
> [Trump Rally in Portsmouth, NH, Postponed Over Tropical Storm Fay – NBC10 Philadelphia](https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/politics/trump-looks-to-reboot-reelection-campaign-in-nh/2463238/)
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> I’m sure there’s no possibility that it could be due to few people asking for seats.

“Even the weather is against me! Obama never had the weather against him!”

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/806 "2020-07-10T20:50:06Z")

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> [@Mike\_Mabes](#):
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> And of course, the doctors were “very surprised” by his “unbelievable” results.
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> Which proves he failed it, in a way. The test only determines if you have any cognitive disfunction, not how smart you are.

Oh, I can absolutely believe that the doctors were “very surprised”. They were probably quite sure that he would not be able to identify common animals or remember three numbers in a row.

To be clear, if you “fail” this test, then it means that you are not competent to look after your own basic life affairs, and the court may appoint a guardian to look after you. It is the lowest possible standard to apply. This means that Trump may not be legally ordered into a care home.

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